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A Random Act of Awesome Crew
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 Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:07 pm
So, my package came in the mail todat, after some neuticles accidentally got mailed to my house, probably a cruel joke on Rockney's part; but he isn't even in this story--
" Yes I am, you just mentioned me," said Rockney, floating above me.
" Uh, I am in the middle of opening my mail-order bride," I said," could you please leave?"
" Yeah sure," said Rockney, fading away.
" Your still here," I said, crossly.
" Yep," said Rockney," I am always here, i am like God, only I don't use cheat codes." I ignored the thought of him still being there and opened my box, i read the lable: add air, strange, I thought to myself. I noticed a small hole in the crotch area of the doll.
" So this is what it means by add air," I exclaimed to myself, i began blowing into the hole, a naked Nicole Richie stood in my room, i closed the tab on the hole and stood up.
" Aren't you supposed to be russion?" I asked, nearly topling over.
" If you want me to be," she said flatly.
" Okay then, I am going to walk out of the room, when i return, you will be a pile of Russian chick that i can orally blow up and send to lennons," I said. I left the room and walked back in, Nicole Richie was still standing there.
" Uh, won't your husband get mad or something?" I asked.
" We got a divorce," she said, still in monotone.
" Uh, when?"
" What year is it?" she asked, i think she is bored now.
" Uh, 2039?" I said.
" 37 years," she said.
" Well then," I grabbed a baseball bat and knocked her out.
" I am sending you to lennons, no more naked ladies for me!" I said, shipping the box off. Later, i got a phone call from some random chick, No one knows what ever happened to ARAoA. Rockney got a package from ARAoA, know one knows what happened to the package.
" Uh, wasn't I supposed to recieve our mail order bride by now?" asked Lennons, sitting next to the mailbox, for what looks to have been thirty years.
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:16 pm
I'm Just a Grouch Sittin' on the Couch
Damn it,
I'd better get my naked bride.
Don't make me slap a ho.
The World Owes Me, so ******** You.
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A Random Act of Awesome Crew
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 7:56 pm
you get your mail order bride when people forget about the bunny testicle incident scream
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 4:58 pm
~The only sound ,to be heard, as the mad man laughs...~ ~Shakes head in amazement.~ ~Is like a concave scream...~
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A Random Act of Awesome Crew
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 8:34 pm
rockney, i thought you died eek
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