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Lukuu

Lonely Werewolf

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 12:18 pm


"Does what our owner shouted when she left us in here not bother you?" Astley questioned the blue and red robot. "I mean leaving us with a spoof Celine Dion thing isn't exactly willing us to survive this thing."
The scribble spartan shook his head, not waiting for any sort of response from the mute machine. "Sometimes I don't trust our keeper, and that isn't just because she hid me from my parents once." He sighed with a frown and continued on. "Well I'm taking the bedazzled staircase, how about you?"


Pepsi Convoy looked down on the kit and made himself frown as much as possible. He didn't want to be here at all and could only convey that through motions so mountain dew be dammed, he tried his best. He gesticulated a form of response only hoping that the usually drugged kit would understand.

"So you really don't want to be here... you're scared of ghosts..... and you want to travel with me?" Astley questionably translated the robot's movements. "That's it? Well okay then at least I won't die of thirst. You can come down the stairs with me." Was all the kit said before he dissipated into the abyss of the staircase without any warning.

Pepsi started whimpering since he was left alone by the only person he knew here already and sat down to wait. A growl sounded from behind him and he turned, only to find a necromorph. He screamed and I assure you if it was audible, it would have sounded girlier than barbie. A new skip in his step and he tumbled down the stairs after Astley.

A sudden weight hit Astley and he was glad his armor could keep him from being crushed to death by anything that weighed less than a tank. He looked up at what had hit him and sure enough it was the soft drink summoning robot. The small little spartan wriggled out from beneath Pepsi who stood up moment afterward.
"Dija trip?"
He received a violent head-shake in response as the machine pantomimed a story.
"So something scary was there and you ran and fell down the stairs?"
Pepsi nodded vehemently.
"Well fine, I won't go off without you. You'd think being once a powerful giant robot would instill you with more nerves." Astley shook his head in a oh-my-such-a-pitiful-person-you-are sort of fashion. They had descended the staircase and glanced about for which way to go next.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:29 pm


Astley and Pepsi After your delightful tumble down the stairs, you walk across the hallway and reach an intersection. There are three choices here. The left is well lit and warm, the right is deep and dark, and the forward path is partially lit with a sparkle at the end.

#- Go right.
#- Go left.
#- Go forward.

Kuon-Yin
Vice Captain


Lukuu

Lonely Werewolf

PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:40 pm


Astley looked around, observing each of his choices. "Well we all know that the brightest lit path isn't always the safest." He muttered and then turned to his partner for this adventure. "Do you have any opinion on this, my american-colored friend?"

The modified version of Optimus Prime nodded and then paused for a moment, tapping his paw on his chin in thought. The two darker paths definitely looked like something could be hiding there. If there was something scary he wanted to see it before it got him. So he naturally pulled his paw away from his face and pointed left.

"I knew you'd choose that way you blasphemously pantomiming son of a pigeon if I ever saw one!" Astley heretically spat out. "You unerved b*****d. No matter, we must continue at all costs! To the light! To our death!" He ended at a cheerful note.

Pepsi just shrugged and gesticulated a question.

"What! No! of course I left my handsome collection of narcotics at home. Even I wouldn't risk zombies on crack, thank you very much." Astley shook his head and dragged Pepsi to the light.
PostPosted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:13 pm


Astley and Pepsi You get a feeling that you shouldn't talk to yourselves even though you were sure you didn't do so in the first place. You come to an fork in the road almost right after leaving the last one. This only has two choices though. Right into the brighter light or the dimmer light heading left.

#- Go right.
#- Go left.

Kuon-Yin
Vice Captain


Lukuu

Lonely Werewolf

PostPosted: Wed Oct 07, 2009 1:46 pm


"My turn to choose, pig whore." The little kit said lovingly.

Convoy growled at the nickname and took an action no onr but him could take. A spurt, a fizz, and a pop sounded leaving little Astley Q covered in Diet Pepsi.

"What the hell! I won't call you that again and I deserved that..." The kit dithered on. "But C'mon. Diet Soda?!?!"
He removed his armor and shook it dry after shaking himself off, wasting a few good minutes. Soon enough he was dry.


The robot smirked and put away his diet pepsi cannon. He waited for the little scribbled spartan to get bored and drag him off. He wasn't sure if Astley would follow him if he went.

"I see what you're doin there." The mini Spartan sighed and pulled Pepsi Convoy to the right. "You big metal chicken."
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