I'm going to keep this short-ish and simple-ish...

I am assuming that ALL of you people have tried some sort of website

that promises you free things, but the catch is that you have sign out

some sort of long-a** form, complete billions of random surveys, and/or

even force you to buy a smoking hot russian bride (don't ask).

Well my fellow band nerds, I have stumbled across a website that is

willing to ship you free... ANYTHING,

things ranging from fashion accessories, to FRICKIN TV'S AND LAPTOPS,

and the only catch here is that you need an invite, and I'm your man...

now you might that this some sort of witch-craft BS, but i assure that this

not, in fact i have tested out the legitimacy of this site,

I ordered a pair of $145 USD Skull Candy head phones, and within 1

week I received it in the mail, NO SHIPPING AND HANDLING.

So if your interested in joining lockerz.com (all accounts are free btw)

then simply leave me a PM, comment, or email (jellofactory@gmail.com)

containing nothing but your email address, and I will send you an invite to

this wonderful site within 4 days.

If you still don't believe me, i understand, but your missing out on a really good offer...