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iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:24 pm
In general, Hillworth was pretty gay. I mean, a bunch of boys, locked together in dorms, and not a single girl in sight. Not to mention the fact some were there for less...savory activities. It was like a prison...for teenage boys. And the gayest possible part of the school was the locker rooms. There, boys had to be men. Or at least ACT like men. One mistake and all the guys would rag on you. Forever.
And one of those guys was Elzo. Possibly the most accusatory guy in all of Hillworth, he assumed just about any and all males were gay. Especially the ones that looked even a tad feminine. Marlo tended to apologize for his brother's behavior, but, sadly, the damage would have been done and no man would walk away from Elzo's accusation unscathed.
They, (Elzo and Marlo) had skipped last class and had been forced to run laps. Lots of laps. Leaving then smelly and sweaty. Which meant showers, (complete with towel snapping at one's rear). Not wanting to be nude, Elzo opted to put on his swim trunks before stepping in.
Seeing long blue hair, accompanied by a feminine frame, Elzo screamed. "OH MY GOD A GIRL!" Elzo fell backwards on the hard tile. And as Marlo ran to see, he tripped over his brother, landing next to him, thankful his towel held. "JESUS! ITS A GIRL IN THE SHOWERS!"
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 6:50 pm
It had been a decent afternoon of fencing practice. Howl had barely been able to convince two other students to start up a fencing team. It was somewhat surprising that the other boys weren't really interested in learning sword-play. Fencing did not require pummeling the opponents, and perhaps that was the reason for the lack of interest in the sport. Back at his old school, Howl was an average fencer. In Hillworth, he was the best on the team, which did not please the effeminate lad at all. There was no challenge for improvement until competitions.
Knowing that his fencing teammates were only going to supply him with a small amount of practice each day, he had been putting in extra hours on basic exercises. And such extra hours had made him less than pleasing to smell. The full body protective gear he had to wear did not exactly breathe very well, and as a result, he had to take a shower.
The showers were pretty quiet while he cleaned himself up, but when he finished his shower and was on his way out with his towel around his waist, he heard a relatively shrill cry of there being a girl in the showers. Howl's head drooped slightly and he let out a wispy sigh.
"I apologize," he stated, his voice being enough to reveal their mistake, "but I do not have the proper parts to be considered a girl." He turned to face the two boys, smiling in a manner that seemed to read "I'm used to this."
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:02 pm
At first, Elzo was ready to admit he was wrong, but the second he heard the dude's voice..."Jesus..." Standing up, his face was utterly confused. "Dude...you're like...a girl with...voice and..." He make a face of disgust. "It just doesn't match man. God it's like wrong." He leaned back on the shower wall, ignoring his brother who was still on the floor, trying to keep his towel on.
Marlo wasn't exactly happy about the situation. He almost wished it was a girl. It would be odd but..slightly less embarrassing. "....Huh." Standing, he readjusted his towel. Awkward showering space indeed. "You had us fooled. But, then again, Elzo can fall for just about any trick." The effeminate boy's voice did throw him a bit as well. "..You also don't have to try so hard to sound male. It's obvious by your lack of....breasts that we have no cause for concern." After all, a voice that deep had to be faked. There was just no way. No. Way.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:08 pm
It was not like Howl had not experienced this sort of thing before. If it was the very first time he was mistaken for a girl, he would have been embarrassed by the current situation. However, after at least 12 years worth of being called a girl in school, he seemed relatively unphased by the situation. He brought up his hand to his own chin and listened to the baffled lad as he seemed to sputter out stray words in confusion. The other lad (who looked similar to the first one) at least was more coherent.
"I am not trying to sound male, sirs. This is the voice puberty bestowed upon me," he calmly replied. Momentarily, he glanced towards a drenched lock of hair before brushing it off of his face. At least the wet hair would stay out of his face, since it wasn't as silky as it usually was when dry.
In an attempt to pull the conversation away from his "feminine charm," Howl casually commented "So, it is obvious that Killingworth caught you doing something. Dare I ask what the punishment was?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:27 pm
NO. FREAKING. WAY. That couldn't be his natural voice. It couldn't. Not in a million years. It was like...an abomination. He looked like a girl. BUT GOD. His voice was like what you'd hear coming from some badass movie star. Not some skinny pretty boy. Both Marlo and Elzo had looked of confusion and horror plastered on their faces. It was Marlo who managed to recover first. "....If you say so. Just...No offense, but they just don't seem to match." He rubbed his head. God it was like his brain was getting fried.
Elzo's brain might as well have been fried. "You lie." He pointed a finger at him. "There is no way, that is your natural voice. No. ********. Way. I swear dude, stop faking it and freaking me out. I SWEAR MAN. I SWEAR." As to what he swore to or about, even Elzo wasn't sure.
Marlo just looked at his brother as if he was going insane. Well...what did the guy ask? Something about...Oh. That. "He caught us skipping class. So he made us skip lunch and run laps." Marlo lifted his bruised leg. "Many, many laps." Putting his leg down, Marlo winced. It was still a bit tender.
Elzo still stood there, finger pointing and jaw dropped. Yup. Marlo's brother was broken.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:01 pm
Ah yes, the infamous reactions of disbelief. They were always so priceless to watch. Being an avid people watcher, Howl did enjoy this part of the socializing process. He might have commented about his voice in comparison to his body, or if he had been raised with no manners, he may have rolled his eyes. Yet this was not how Howl functioned.
Politely, he continued on the conversation while trying to not pay too much mind to Mister Gawk-face. "I feel for you both. That sounds like quite a punishment." He paused and let out a polite chuckle as he pointed out "I suppose this means you will be resting quite nicely tonight."
One more chuckle escaped from his mouth before he cut it off short.
"Oh! I have been rude! Here we are talking, and I have not even introduced myself!" Holding onto his towel with his left hand, he extended his right hand. "I believe the title the school gave me was the 'school hot chick,' but I usually go by the name of Howl Wickham. It is nice to meet you and your... I assume your brother?"
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:34 pm
Marlo nodded at the rest comment. He was going to hit the bed and pass out. No questions asked. He was sore, and would probably wake up just a Charlie horse if he was lucky. IF. It was a pretty big IF. Holding his towel, Marlo grabbed Howl's hand and gave it a firm squeeze. "Marlo Xanis. I actually heard a rumor about you. Guess it was true." Letting go, he looked at Elzo with a bit of contempt. "And yes..My older brother. Elzo. Honestly...sometimes I wonder though." He smiled a bit. Elzo was still gawking.
"You...and....then voice..and...NO. WAY." He was red. If it was from anger or embarrassment, Elzo couldn't tell you. He was a bit of both. "I...THAT'S IT." He walked right up to Howl and looked him right in the eye. "You use steroids don't you? That's the only way your voice could have dropped that freaking much, when you have that body." Marlo groaned at his brother's accusations. "No one's balls drop that low when they look like that. NO ONE'S." Marlo reached out and put a hand of Elzo's shoulder. "Elzo, drop i-" "NO. EITHER HE USES STEROIDS OR I'M A ******** f**. ITS JUST NOT NATURAL." Well someone was having masculinity issues, that was for sure.
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:58 pm
Howl's hand returned the squeeze with a polite, yet firm grip of his own. "Xanis, that is an interesting last name. What nationality is it, could you...?"
It was about here that the older brother interjected. Another sigh escaped him as he attempted to think of a polite rebuttal. However, nothing was really coming to mind all that readily.
"Elzo, was it? I can assure you I do not use steroids. However, if you don't believe me, then I guess I should leave you alone, seeing as I do not swing that way." If one knew Howl well enough, they would have been a bit surprised at the last statement. However, he followed up the comment with a chuckle, to signal it had been meant as a joke (even if it was what Howl would consider to be a ridiculously rude joke at best).
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:02 am
Marlo rolled his eyes at the whole thing. Elzo had done it yet again. He made a fool of himself, and a bit of a fool of Marlo. The comment that is was his brother that was gay made Marlo hold back a laugh. If he could, he'd congratulate Howl on tossing his brother's words back at him. About time somebody tossed the ball into the opposing court.
"...DUDE." Elzo immediately backed off, as if Howl had suddenly told him he had the world's most contagious disease. And in Elzo's mind, that disease was THE GAY. Horrified, He could hardly comprehend the insult to his manhood. "You....and....Me and....THAT?" Marlo was busy snorting back laughter as Elzo turned positively pale green. "I...I....GOD." He stumbled back further, tripping himself on the tile, sending him sprawling.
"UNCOOL MAN. TOTALLY. UN. COOL." Elzo managed to sputter at Howl from the floor. Obviously, Elzo had missed that the entire comment was a joke.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 12:05 pm
The spectacle was absolutely amusing to watch. If it weren't for the fact that Howl was so polite, he might have laughed a bit more, but he held in the laughter. After all, he had gained this amusement by being a bit mean, and it would be cruel if he laughed aloud over such amusement. The effeminate lad also couldn't help but think about how Elzo was the only one who was wearing swimming trunks to take a shower.
In a hope to maybe enlighten the elder brother, Howl directed a comment casually to the younger brother. "Marlo, dear boy, it would seem that your brother missed out on the joke." Letting out another polite chuckle, he turned partially towards the locker stalls. "As much as I enjoy just standing around in a towel, I would actually prefer to get back into my boxers. I would enjoy continuing this conversation after you two have... cleaned up a bit." A gentle smile curled upon Howl's thin lips as he began to turn towards the lockers again, offering a polite wave as he began to exit the scenario.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:19 pm
Marlo snorted back another laugh. "Indeed. I'm afraid my brother lacks a bit of wit when it comes to such things." Elzo was still struggling to gain proper footing on the tile. Maybe due to the soap scum that had built up over the years, but, Marlo would hazard a guess that it was actually had to do with the fact he had been called gay. A few other guys in the shower we snickering as well. Thankfully, they were staying out of it. For now at least.
"No. I REFUSE to let you just walk away from this!" Elzo pointed at Howl while clinging to a shower head for support. "Enough bullshit. You're...you're a damn f** and...I'M NOT. ********. I SWEAR I'M NOTTA-" In his tirade against the imaginary affront to his person, Elzo had let go of the shower head and began to walk over to Howl. However. He was still a bit unsteady and the sudsy floor did not help matters. A bit into his...(well, it wasn't really a speech was it?), Elzo fell, which was to be a bit expected. What had NOT be expected, was him reaching out and grabbing the nearest thing. Which happened to be poor Howl Wickham's towel. The entire locker room went silent. The greatest taboo had been committed. The stealing of one's towel. And Marlo had never in his young life, felt more embarrassed to share genetics with Elzo. And Elzo, had never in his life, thought that it would be HIM to commit such a taboo. A gay one at that.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:38 pm
With his back turned, Howl was defenseless against the accidental assault. All the accusations were relatively standard and went relatively unnoticed. However, the towel he had been holding up to his hips suddenly grew heavy (thanks to Elzo and that thing called gravity) and insisted upon straying from where it had been held. It took Howl about three steps to fully grasp what had just happened.
He had been exposed. The common place emotion of embarrassment bubbled up inside of him, causing his cheeks to flush mildly. Yet, it seemed that even then, when the whole locker room got completely silent, that Howl had retained his dignity (to the degree that was humanly possible). Certainly, he could have acted immature and yelled at Elzo, or he could have run off, covering himself and crying. No amount of cursing, crying, or cowardice would give him back his dignity. It was in Howl's nature to do the respectable thing.
Loosely placing his left hand over his nether regions, he turned to face Elzo. He leaned down to where he had fallen. He no longer had his gentle smile upon his face, but instead had a relatively neutral [removed](save for his mildly rosy cheeks).
"I believe you have something that belongs to me, Elzo." With his right hand, he reached out and waited to get his towel back.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:07 pm
His life was flashing before his eyes. He wished he could melt away and die. This was worse then any fate the gods could have decried. He, Elzo Xanis, notorious outer of the gays and general questioner of one's manhood, had done the unthinkable. He had stolen another man's towel. All of his dignity, pride, and manhood drained away. He was, dare he even think it? He was under the gaydar. It would take YEARS to amend this simple mistake. This accident. But, the damage had been done. And at this point there was NO HOPE FOR HIS MANLINESS. "......." Pale, Elzo raised his hand and offered the towel to Howl. The second he moved however, caused what could only be discribed as a hyena like feeding frenzy. "HAHAHA" "OH MY GOD." "ELZO YOU f**!" "SOMEBODY GET HIM HIS OWN BATHROOM, HE'S GONE GAY!" "WOOOOO DIDN'T THINK YOU SWUNG THAT WAY." Cat call, jeers, and general remarks about his manhood, (or lack of), caused the elder Xanis brother to turn beet red, from shame, embarrassment, and even anger.
And speaking of brothers, Marlo merely hung his head in shame. It was embarrassing. Both for Elzo, and himself. "Elzo...get up and just shower. You're making a scene." "YEAH, A GAY ONE." "I BET HOWL'S EVEN GOT BIGGER JUNK THEN ELZO." "IT'D EXPLAIN WHY HE'D ALWAYS RAG ON GUYS BEING GAY." "HE'S LOOKING FOR A BUTT BUDDY." "OHH HOWL LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND." Maturity. One did not find it in men's locker rooms.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:23 pm
Amidst the cruel laughter, Howl had managed to take up his towel and refasten it about his hips. His face was still slightly pink, and his expression was still relatively neutral. He glanced to the brothers as they seemed to somewhat retreat as well. If the effeminate lad had been more bold, maybe he would have hollered out about how it was obviously a mistake to get the other boys to quiet down. Yet, such yelling would be rather rude, despite the good intent.
So instead, he set his sights on cheering up the victims of circumstance. Holding firmly onto his towel with his left hand, he approached both of the Xanis brothers. To the elder one, he offered a slightly pat on the shoulder, and in a calm tone reassured "If it means anything, I know it was an accident and that you are as straight as a line." He paused thoughtfully. "Perhaps you will learn something about dignity from this. Hold your head up high and ignore the teasing words." He turned to face Marlo and gave him a firm nod of the head, then once more attempted to retreat to get into his boxers and other garments.
If there was one thing Howl knew, it was teasing. And when one was even partially involved in something so embarrassing, all parties would be receiving harassment. Taking in a deep breath, the teal-haired boy prepared for a bumpy road ahead.
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iStoleYurVamps
iStoleYurVamps
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:58 pm
Internally, Elzo wept. Never had he felt so...gay. Never had he felt so damn exposed. It was worse then the dreams of going to school naked. This was like going to CRYSTAL naked. And you were being forced to dance. In front of all of the cute girls while they laughed. At was that bad.
Zombie like, Elzo nodded, and meekly went to the showers. And then just stood their under the water. Marlo quirked a brow but thought it best. You reap what you sew. And it was a bit...karma-ish. Amid the jeers, Marlo just bathed as quick as possible. No reason to prolong his brother's agony.
Finished, Marlo went to the lockers, calling for Elzo to join him. The elder just sighed and followed, still in a zombie like trance. And as luck would have it, (but not a good form of luck to be sure), Elzo's locker was right below Howl's.
"Oh ******** it." Elzo groaned as he could just HEAR the jokes being made from the showers.
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