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My Cult Is Cooler Then Yours, So Nyan.

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Kuro Kaze-Sempai

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:35 pm


Oh yeah. I totally went there. And do you know why my cult's cooler? Because slaughter is the very core of it. And you know it, it's Jashinism. But it's not as simple as picking up a kitchen knife and slashing throats, oh no. You must be allied to Lord Jashin's vision before anything.

Teachings of Lord Jashin

I. Those who do not join our society will die by the hands of those who have.

II.Those who aren't willing to gain sympathy by inflicting pain unto themselves should not have the audacity to inflict that suffering elsewhere.

III. For those who do not understand the pain of others do not have the right to deal such pain.


Lord Jashin also demands a sacrifice once a month and you must pray to him everyday, telling of your wrongdoings and of the deeds in his honor you have performed.

As stated above, in the teachings of Lord Jashin, you must inflict pain upon yourself to better understand it. Only when you understand pain, are you worthy of inflicting it upon others.

If you sin, you must also inflict pain upon yourself. The greater the sin, the greater the pain. This is our form of repentance.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:37 pm


The Cult of Snuggles is way cooler.

Plus, there's already a Cult to this douche.

Destroyed Body


Kuro Kaze-Sempai

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 2:42 pm


Destroyed Body
The Cult of Snuggles is way cooler.

Plus, there's already a Cult to this douche.


Pbbbth. Mine's better. Approved by Jashin, so nyah. And snuggles suck. Why snuggle when you can kill? D:

(Note: "Pbbbth" is the onomatopoeia for that sound you make when you stick your tongue out of your lips and blow.)
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:07 pm


Kuro Kaze-Sempai
Destroyed Body
The Cult of Snuggles is way cooler.

Plus, there's already a Cult to this douche.


Pbbbth. Mine's better. Approved by Jashin, so nyah. And snuggles suck. Why snuggle when you can kill? D:

(Note: "Pbbbth" is the onomatopoeia for that sound you make when you stick your tongue out of your lips and blow.)


The Cult of Snuggles is about a Cat God of Chaos and Destruction. They worship Lord Snuggles, the most kick a** kitten ever.

And I understood the note before you put it down.

Destroyed Body


XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:31 pm


How sadistic stare

anyway The Fluffy Cat Cult and The Cult Of Lord Snuggles are soooooooo much better (although i do admit that lord snuggles cult is ten times better then mine sense its attracted so many people xp whereas mine has no one sad )
PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:32 pm


Sheagorath_The_MadGod
How sadistic stare

anyway The Fluffy Cat Cult and The Cult Of Lord Snuggles are soooooooo much better (although i do admit that lord snuggles cult is ten times better then mine sense its attracted so many people xp whereas mine has no one sad )


CoLS started earlier, my friend ^^

Fate Seven


XxXTemporary_IllusionXxX

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 9:07 pm


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