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We should have expected this would happen, with Rockney disappearing more than he usually does, and the hotflashes when he is here.

Lennons and I went down to The Void, or the RP Thread as it is commonly known as, to search for Rockney. We found a spilt beaker and green liquid all over the ground. I went over and licked a sample of it.

" Tastes like grape juice," I said. We heard a thudding sound coming from the Crew Forum, we quickly retreated to see a pale Ebilshady.

" You all right?" asked Lennons, walking over toward Ebilshady.

" He, he came out of nowhere!" said Ebilshady, she quickly disintegrated into dust before our eyes.

" Well, she must have learned that from Rockney," I said. Lennons and I continued down the hallway to Underground's office.

" Why are you still here? that is almost seven stories ago that i fired you!" snapped Underground.

"ROTFLMAO!" I said, if you haven't been keeping up with the series, that is an inside joke between us.

" No it isn't," muttered Underground.

" How do you know that i said that?" I asked.

" Uh, i am reading it now, as we speak, besides you the I at the beginning of this sentence should have been Capitalized," said Underground.

" The hell?" I said," I quit, continue the story without me. I give you quality s**t and you do this." I walked off set and into my trailer, and quickly went---

" Well, um...what do we do now?" asked Lennons.

" Sexy Party!" said Underground.

" No," boomed a voice throughout the guild," This was supposed to be a zombie story damnit."

" Another spelling error," said Underground.

" Silence!" the whole scenery changed to a cemetary. ARAoA was being lifed into place, and pouting the whole time, low moaning could be heard in the distance.

" I said I wasn't gonna do this!" I said, running toward the moaning sound.

" Screw you!" said Underground.

" Okay then," said Lennons.

" Well, i guess we should take these guns and hit the road," said Underground. They walk on, stumbling footsteps fallow after them.

" You hear that?" asked Underground.

" Yeah," said Lennons, stopping behind Underground.

" Rockney? is that you?" asked Underground, Rockney moaned and continued after them.

" I think he is a zombie," said Lennons.

" Naw, I'm just screwing with you," said Rockney, the rest of us guild members walk out from behind the trees and we all begin a choreographed Thriller show.

" The hell was that?" I asked," I thought we were doing Ode to Ara."

" The more we thought about, the more we hated you," said Ebilshady.

" ..." I said.

" Well, that was fun," said Intoxikace, walking off.

" Yeah," said Rockney, disappearing.

" No, don't leave me with her!" I said, staring at Meg Griffan as Underground left.

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