Well, I've been inactive for quite some time now, much longer than I expected, -I really don't know if this belongs here or not- so I decided to write you guys a beautiful song.
Which is a wonderful parody of "The Ultimate Showdown" on Newgrounds and Lemon Demon.
Not to make anyone upset if theyre not in it, I'm trying to make everything rhyme and it's hard for me when I just woke up.
But I'm definitely attempting to put in crew members and stuff....
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The Ultimate Spam-Off
an original parody by Ebilshady <3
-Catchy intro music-
Ol' Underground was hopping around,
the Guild Main Forum like a big playground.
When suddenly Orspasm!c burst from the shade,
and hit Underground with a Batgrenade.
Underground got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Rosecats.
who proceeded to open up a can of Cat Fu.
When Anei The Reaper came out of the blue,
and they started feeding Rosecats a meal.
They both got flattened by the Orspasm!cMobile,
but before it could make it back to the Orspasm!cave
some random inactive popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 from under his hat
and shot at Orspasm!c with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and ran away,
because Intoxikace came to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy,
good guys, bad guys and newbies as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy.
Underground picked a fight with Intoxikace.
then Miuki Vulom kicked them in the face.
And then Cats came back covered in a tire track,
but Kidraa jumped out and landed on his back
and Orspasm!c was injured, and trying to get steady
when the random inactive came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Lennon's magic gnomes took him out with a whip.
Then they saw Underground sneaking up from behind
they reached for a gun which they just couldn't find
'cause Orspasm!c stole it and she shot and she missed
and Kidraa deflected it with her fist
and she jumped in the air and did a somersault
while the random inactive tried to polevault
onto Intoxikace, but they collided in the air
and they both got hit by an Ebilshady Stare.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy,
good guys, bad guys, and newbies as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy.
The Zurgs sang out in an immaculate chorus
out came Rockeny from a creepy old forest.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotches, of Lennons magic gnomes.
Who shattered into pieces, screaming in pain
as a grunny transformed into Bruce Wayne.
But Rockeny saw through his clever disguise
and crushed the grunny's head inbetween his thighs.
Then a noob in grey and a noob in white and
a bad cosplay of the Holy Grail's Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
some person named Curtis and a random genie.
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, and every single guild member
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Rockeny is his powerful a**.
It was the stupidest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking in total awe.
And the trolling lasted for a century
many accounts were banned but eventually
the champion stood, all the newbies were devoured
by A Random Act of Awesome in a Thong of Power.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy,
good guys, bad guys, and newbies as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off...
this is the Ultimate Spam-Off...
this is the Ultimate Spam-Off...
of Ultimate Idiocy.
Which is a wonderful parody of "The Ultimate Showdown" on Newgrounds and Lemon Demon.
Not to make anyone upset if theyre not in it, I'm trying to make everything rhyme and it's hard for me when I just woke up.
But I'm definitely attempting to put in crew members and stuff....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Ultimate Spam-Off
an original parody by Ebilshady <3
-Catchy intro music-
Ol' Underground was hopping around,
the Guild Main Forum like a big playground.
When suddenly Orspasm!c burst from the shade,
and hit Underground with a Batgrenade.
Underground got pissed and began to attack,
but didn't expect to be blocked by Rosecats.
who proceeded to open up a can of Cat Fu.
When Anei The Reaper came out of the blue,
and they started feeding Rosecats a meal.
They both got flattened by the Orspasm!cMobile,
but before it could make it back to the Orspasm!cave
some random inactive popped out of his grave
and took an AK-47 from under his hat
and shot at Orspasm!c with a rat-a-tat-tat.
But he ran out of bullets and ran away,
because Intoxikace came to save the day.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy,
good guys, bad guys and newbies as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy.
Underground picked a fight with Intoxikace.
then Miuki Vulom kicked them in the face.
And then Cats came back covered in a tire track,
but Kidraa jumped out and landed on his back
and Orspasm!c was injured, and trying to get steady
when the random inactive came back with a machete
but suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Lennon's magic gnomes took him out with a whip.
Then they saw Underground sneaking up from behind
they reached for a gun which they just couldn't find
'cause Orspasm!c stole it and she shot and she missed
and Kidraa deflected it with her fist
and she jumped in the air and did a somersault
while the random inactive tried to polevault
onto Intoxikace, but they collided in the air
and they both got hit by an Ebilshady Stare.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy,
good guys, bad guys, and newbies as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy.
The Zurgs sang out in an immaculate chorus
out came Rockeny from a creepy old forest.
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
into the crotches, of Lennons magic gnomes.
Who shattered into pieces, screaming in pain
as a grunny transformed into Bruce Wayne.
But Rockeny saw through his clever disguise
and crushed the grunny's head inbetween his thighs.
Then a noob in grey and a noob in white and
a bad cosplay of the Holy Grail's Black Knight and
Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
some person named Curtis and a random genie.
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
Lo Pan, Superman, and every single guild member
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
all came out of nowhere lightning fast
and they kicked Rockeny is his powerful a**.
It was the stupidest battle the world ever saw
with civilians looking in total awe.
And the trolling lasted for a century
many accounts were banned but eventually
the champion stood, all the newbies were devoured
by A Random Act of Awesome in a Thong of Power.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off of Ultimate Idiocy,
good guys, bad guys, and newbies as far as the eye can see,
and only one will survive I wonder who it will be.
This is the Ultimate Spam-Off...
this is the Ultimate Spam-Off...
this is the Ultimate Spam-Off...
of Ultimate Idiocy.
