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 Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:38 pm
Statements:
Statement 1:
My computer loads slowly.
I am eating food my cat likes.
My cats sits on the computer table between the screen and the keyboard and waits for me to finish.
Impatiently waits, that is.
I lean away from my bowl and she lunges for the food.
Clicking the button on the keyboard sending me back a page on the internet.
Not clicking, actually, holding.
I wait as my location on the internet is suddenly sent back in time millions of
seconds ago.
Then it loads.
Slowly.
Then I must clicked the forward button until I finally arrive to this thread i was planning on making.
about thirty minutes ago.
Due to a little ball of fur
with a strange desire
to continually press the back button.
On a lighter note...
Statement 2:
What are you guys eating?
I noticed I get on the computer when I am eating.
Like right now.
Tell me what you are eating and how you made it, if you did.
Myself:
Cup of orange juice
produced by lactation from a carton of some hard card-board like substance.
Some dish i made
A bowl with a sheet of seaweed laid at the bottom of it.
then in there is some cubed fried plain firm tofu (I eat tofu.)
which was stir fried along with sliced fresh tomatoes, sliced fresh green bell pepper and a bit of lettuce.
I did not add the vegetable until the tofu was firm and brown. (place innuendo here)
then i dashed black pepper on it.
I fried two eggs with a tablespoon of water (for fluffy factor)
sunnyside up.
placed that on top of the stir fry and then put a mysterious substance on it i found lurking in the shadows of the spice cabinet known simply as "Red pepper"
I only put a little of that on the egg
then consume
rinse repeat until symptoms of hunger disperse.
Still hungry in the morning
make a friggin sandwhich
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:37 pm
tl;dr
I was hoping this was about eating cats. I'm gonna go eat a cat. A cat is fine too.
It is Caturday, anyway.
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Warrior of Metal Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:52 am
Warrior of Metal tl;dr I was hoping this was about eating cats. I'm gonna go eat a cat. A cat is fine too. It is Caturday, anyway. hahah no, sorry
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 9:53 am
btw, now I'm eating cheerios and orange juice (I know I dont have a life, pushed to post what I am eating in a forum in a metal guild...I need to get laid or something)
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:57 pm
hot chocolate is within my grasp
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:39 pm
CliffordTheBigRedDemon hot chocolate is within my grasp do it. GRASP IT, FRIEND!
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Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 10:14 pm
A repost, but I love this gif so much I just had to copy pasta.
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Posted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 9:38 pm
Wow It even has english subtitles and I had trouble following that...
So They are yelling at my thread for lacking pictures?
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Posted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:07 pm
Most likely. I have not the slightest ability to comprehend kanji, so your guess is as good as mine as to what's going on in the third frame. But, yes, that's the gist of it.
Also, this is such an unmetal thread. Cats? Seaweed? Tofu? talk2hand
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 2:51 am
Ash, c'mon. Seaweed is totally viking! It comes from the sea. And vikings like everything from the sea, no?
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:26 am
TOFUapproves btw, now I'm eating cheerios and orange juice (I know I dont have a life, pushed to post what I am eating in a forum in a metal guild... I need to get laid or something)
@Shadowlit: Cats and seaweed are so ******** metal. lol
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:18 pm
I'm not eating anything but a few hours ago I had tacos.
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:17 pm
Sea Dog Kuruk @Shadowlit: Cats and seaweed are so ******** metal. lol
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Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 8:25 pm
Sea Dog Kuruk TOFUapproves btw, now I'm eating cheerios and orange juice (I know I dont have a life, pushed to post what I am eating in a forum in a metal guild... I need to get laid or something)
@Shadowlit: Cats and seaweed are so ******** metal. lol I could...hmm... Digital Malevolence I'm not eating anything but a few hours ago I had tacos. Im proud of you heart Your comment made me giggle, btw Shadowlit Facade Sea Dog Kuruk @Shadowlit: Cats and seaweed are so ******** metal. lol True...
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Digital Malevolence Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 2:38 pm
TOFUapproves Digital Malevolence I'm not eating anything but a few hours ago I had tacos. Im proud of you heart Your comment made me giggle, btw You should be proud, tacos are awesome.
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