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 Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:10 pm
I came across this in the writer's forum. Its epic, just for how this aspiring Stephanie Meyer handles her chapters. 1 paragraph, apparently = 1 chapter. *facepalm* check it out here
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:19 pm
Chapter 5 isn't even a paragraph, it's a sentence, I think. Maybe it's a beginners book or something, I don't know. *smack* *smack* *smack*
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:08 pm
Oh Jesus.
Cause yeah, of course you get Morning Sickness the MORNING AFTER, and the pregnancy test will tell you you're preggers the same day.
Everyone knows that.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:10 pm
This topic should be renamed "How Twitards write garbage." Seriously, give me a pen, a stack of paper, and Scholastic's number, I bet my book will surpass SM's pieces of shiterature by a long shot.
And don't get me started on the many spelling and grammar errors that are within that sorry excuse of a fan-fiction.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:15 pm
Even I can write better than this s**t. And not just grammar wise either. I know, because I wrote a fanfiction involving my character and one of my friend's characters, and even though it fails beyond all belief (curse my self-esteem issues), I know in my heart that it excels this by a long-shot.
And there's no way I'm going to help her with her dream avi.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:21 pm
She Promised You Cookies Even I can write better than this s**t. And not just grammar wise either. I know, because I wrote a fanfiction involving my character and one of my friend's characters, and even though it fails beyond all belief (curse my self-esteem issues), I know in my heart that it excels this by a long-shot. And there's no way I'm going to help her with her dream avi. Here's my frozen sperm. Whenever humanity falls under the epic f*****t empire that is Twilight, use it to give birth to children who criticize any bullshit that comes their way.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:48 pm
Nikku Momochi She Promised You Cookies Even I can write better than this s**t. And not just grammar wise either. I know, because I wrote a fanfiction involving my character and one of my friend's characters, and even though it fails beyond all belief (curse my self-esteem issues), I know in my heart that it excels this by a long-shot. And there's no way I'm going to help her with her dream avi. Here's my frozen sperm. Whenever humanity falls under the epic f*****t empire that is Twilight, use it to give birth to children who criticize any bullshit that comes their way. Thanks. It'll come in handy.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:06 pm
...WTF.
[Removed, it was Hellspawn Reseemes PV. Wow, I am off today.]
Lol pregnancy symptoms fail.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:26 pm
burning_eyes <- Me after reading the first 3 sentences.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:37 pm
God, this is horrible. And not in the good My Immortal way...*reads on* Dude, she's essentially just paraphrasing the book and writing everything even worse than it already was! Wow, I didn't know they came thisbad...unfortunately, it doesn't look like she's trolling, either...she just can't write for s**t, it looks like.
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:34 pm
 I hope they don't use the excuse that Douglas Adams did one or two paragraph chapters. He knew how to do it properly... But that was really bad...
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:54 am
Funeral=Funreal.
Even=Evan.
This person's a definite genius, yep, they're a prodigy. xP
-Barf-
Not all Twitards write like this, though. My sister, Jacob Black's "number one fan" can write...okay. But seriously, the person who wrote this must never have gone past preschool.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:34 am
At least this person could spell most of their words correctly... but it was a pretty emotionless read and bland, and of course the so called "chapters" were pretty lame... I hope someone gave her some real words of critique and I hope she took them as good and not bad sweatdrop
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