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Terix_FM

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:13 pm


lol, sorry. i jus had this funny idea. if you're the type who has A.D.D. then just skip to the paragrap with the stars on it

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You were on the dream cruise of your life when, all of a sudden, The Big Kahuna (AKA: Fat Wave Mama) grabs your cruise ship from the bobbing ocean and body slams the ship onto the sand of a strange island where it inevitably explodes into tiny peices that immediately set ablaze--making a very effective S.O.S. fire, but unfortunally maiming everyone within a half-mile radius.

you wake up two hours later after having a painful play-by-play flashback and an emotional breakdown to find that everyone else on the ship except for the avi above you has either been swept back into the sea, stabbed to death by hungry flamingo-seaguls, or sacraficed to the sun goddess by rabid tribesmen.

you're EXCRUTIATINGLY hungry, though, you're pretty sure that help is just beyond the horizon, about to save you any moment; but you just cant take it anymore. you have to eat SOMETHING!

**if you were strande in a deserted island with the avi above you, what would be the first part that you'd eat?
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:15 pm


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Terix_Aptor, forgive me, but im excruciatingly hungary. I'm afraid i will have to eat your stuffed elephant.


*devours, cries . . . but gets over it*

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 8:33 am


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Terix_Aptor, I'm sorry but I became so hungry that I'm afraid I will have to eat your calf muscle.

*rips your calf off, places it on a stick, builds a nice fire and fires it up then devours* mmm, yummy.
PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 12:21 pm


The clovers, make a nice pre-dinner salad. xd

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KimiArain

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 1:50 pm


if i were to eat you then i'd have no one to talk to so i'll just go find bananas... this island looks suspicsiously like the island, Destiny Islands, from kingdom hearts... ninja
ninja Where are you Sora???... I'll find you!!!
PostPosted: Sun Sep 20, 2009 3:10 pm


sorry kiti, but I'd have to cut your ribs out and have me some bbq ribs.

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KiMMERWiMMER

PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:44 am


We can both eat one arm and one leg off of each other then we can tie ourselves together and be the ultimate siamese twin TWINY TWINS! MWAHAHAA! scream
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 7:36 am


Your legs looks tasty, probably easy to roast. P=

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Terix_FM

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 2:25 pm


you look like you'd eat me first before i got a change to even touch you, but you look rich in fiber and protein, so im pretty sure i'd still try xd

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We can both eat one arm and one leg off of each other then we can tie ourselves together and be the ultimate siamese twin TWINY TWINS! MWAHAHAA! scream


wow, thats a pretty twisted idea.
PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:22 pm


Cabbage Emperor
Your legs looks tasty, probably easy to roast. P=
XD LIke your avi biggrin

iXBITEXi


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 3:24 pm


Im sorry but I will have to eat coconuts and monkeys
PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 1:12 pm


awww, thanks!

hm . . . but if it came down to it i think i'd havta eat that bird you're riding.

cool fangs btw blaugh

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:37 pm


I would go for the coconuts, since those appear to be coconut trees in the picture.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:49 pm


hmmmmmmm................................................................................... i'd get sone water from the ocean, make a plant leaf salad thing, roast one or both of ur arms, and have me a feast!! rofl twisted

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:35 pm


This little piggy went to market, this little piggy went home, and this little had roast beef.... And then I ate it and all of its friends. twisted
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