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 Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:06 pm
Shoy said in Skype that we should have a b***h whine moan thread >.> But then implied that we shouldnt. But I ignored that part : D
And then Hirun saidt to make a toilet paper thread after I already started this one.
So HERE YOU GO SEXY MAN BEASTS OF MY HEART biggrin (Aka Hirun and Shoy >.>)
SO you hyped up, stressed out, overly serious darlings~
What I want you to do is tell me why you are so serious and upset : ) Vent in here and dont b***h about pointless flub in other peoples (Q'S) threads.
AND THEN. Go wipe your crack/v****a/p***s with the MOST MAGICAL SUBSTANCE KNOWN TO HUMANKIND - Charmin Ultra Soft Toilet Paper. It is ORGASMIC.
And then come back to the thread and play nice and happy and talk about the joyous, magnificent, out-of-this-world, practically erotic experience you had with the FABULOUS Charmin.
Oh and if you have to s**t, feel free to use ultra strong in edition to ultra soft. Especially if its a diarrhea s**t.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:09 pm
quilted northern ultra plush is surprisingly soft
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:16 pm
Hirun Hikari quilted northern ultra plush is surprisingly soft GET OUT OF MY THREAD!!!!!!! YOU ARE SUCH A HUGE s**t HEAD EVEN CHARMIN ULTRA STRONG COULDNT CLEAN YOU! scream
This is a Charmin endorsed thread and all traitors shall be be-headed mad
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:17 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:22 pm
Bears are magical beasts of butt-wipe mythology smile They are even more rare to encounter than triple horned unicorns, did you know? I plan to spend my life searching the German forests for one. Laying my eyes upon a butt-wiping bear would make my life and soul complete.
Have you ever seen one?
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:23 pm
Only on TV...only on TV.
Put out some Ice Cream, they eat it way too much.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:28 pm
I was planning on laying traps of ice cream cakes and German pastries : D I SURE HOPE I CAN CATCH ONE! Seeing one for even one second would be fantastic but if I caught one! Oh my goodness! I would never have to buy toilet paper again! Did you know Charmin is meant to feel just like real buttwipe bear fur? Thats why God put bears on earth smile So maybe someday some humans with balls could wipe with them.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:35 pm
I learn something new every day!
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:37 pm
So, like, for my "b***h moan b***h" thing, I'm student teaching, and there's this one kid in my class who's a total a**. He/she doesn't listen to any directions from anyone, and he/she is an utter distraction.
But the new policy is to ignore him/her, so hopefully, things get easier. >:3
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:21 am
GOD I ******** LOVE TEDDY BEARS THEY'RE SUCH ADORABLE LITTLE PUFF BALLS RAAAGE
@EZZY - YOU'RE SUCH AN EMPOWERED WOMAN I AM UTTERLY AMAZED AND APPLAUD YOUR ABILITY TO IGNORE SUCH IRRITATING PEOPLE. CAN I HUG YOU?
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 1:01 pm
S H O Y K I N G
GOD I ******** LOVE TEDDY BEARS THEY'RE SUCH ADORABLE LITTLE PUFF BALLS RAAAGE
@EZZY - YOU'RE SUCH AN EMPOWERED WOMAN I AM UTTERLY AMAZED AND APPLAUD YOUR ABILITY TO IGNORE SUCH IRRITATING PEOPLE. CAN I HUG YOU? o.o ... Well, sure. If you want. But yeah, did you know that elementary school teachers do not love all the students as we insist we do? >.>
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:32 pm
Anael De Ezra S H O Y K I N G
GOD I ******** LOVE TEDDY BEARS THEY'RE SUCH ADORABLE LITTLE PUFF BALLS RAAAGE
@EZZY - YOU'RE SUCH AN EMPOWERED WOMAN I AM UTTERLY AMAZED AND APPLAUD YOUR ABILITY TO IGNORE SUCH IRRITATING PEOPLE. CAN I HUG YOU? o.o ... Well, sure. If you want. But yeah, did you know that elementary school teachers do not love all the students as we insist we do? >.> WHAT? Of course, some kids are just total dicks.
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 5:51 pm
AGCourtney Anael De Ezra S H O Y K I N G
GOD I ******** LOVE TEDDY BEARS THEY'RE SUCH ADORABLE LITTLE PUFF BALLS RAAAGE
@EZZY - YOU'RE SUCH AN EMPOWERED WOMAN I AM UTTERLY AMAZED AND APPLAUD YOUR ABILITY TO IGNORE SUCH IRRITATING PEOPLE. CAN I HUG YOU? o.o ... Well, sure. If you want. But yeah, did you know that elementary school teachers do not love all the students as we insist we do? >.> WHAT? Of course, some kids are just total dicks.
I know, right? D: My whole world is shattered. /total shock
lol, there's always the stupid kids and those who throw tantrums. At the end of the day, they're all several years away from being bearable to me. (probably 2x several)
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:04 pm
S H O Y K I N G AGCourtney Anael De Ezra S H O Y K I N G
GOD I ******** LOVE TEDDY BEARS THEY'RE SUCH ADORABLE LITTLE PUFF BALLS RAAAGE
@EZZY - YOU'RE SUCH AN EMPOWERED WOMAN I AM UTTERLY AMAZED AND APPLAUD YOUR ABILITY TO IGNORE SUCH IRRITATING PEOPLE. CAN I HUG YOU? o.o ... Well, sure. If you want. But yeah, did you know that elementary school teachers do not love all the students as we insist we do? >.> WHAT? Of course, some kids are just total dicks.
I know, right? D: My whole world is shattered. /total shock
lol, there's always the stupid kids and those who throw tantrums. At the end of the day, they're all several years away from being bearable to me. (probably 2x several) Seriously, I would probably end up smacking them. xD
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Posted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:42 pm
AGCourtney S H O Y K I N G AGCourtney Anael De Ezra S H O Y K I N G
GOD I ******** LOVE TEDDY BEARS THEY'RE SUCH ADORABLE LITTLE PUFF BALLS RAAAGE
@EZZY - YOU'RE SUCH AN EMPOWERED WOMAN I AM UTTERLY AMAZED AND APPLAUD YOUR ABILITY TO IGNORE SUCH IRRITATING PEOPLE. CAN I HUG YOU? o.o ... Well, sure. If you want. But yeah, did you know that elementary school teachers do not love all the students as we insist we do? >.> WHAT? Of course, some kids are just total dicks.
I know, right? D: My whole world is shattered. /total shock
lol, there's always the stupid kids and those who throw tantrums. At the end of the day, they're all several years away from being bearable to me. (probably 2x several) Seriously, I would probably end up smacking them. xD All kids have their good points... it's actually the parents who are the problems. Parents who don't discipline their kids well, who let them be problems and don't teach them that that's not cool. I wanna smack some parents.
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