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 Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 9:11 pm
Please post in the suggestion thread in The Released Forum if you have a comment on a review! Thanks.
If you post, I have the right to delete said post. It may not belong in here exactly, but, I want to keep it in here, seeing as I am going to blog and post about music that I find, whether I hate it, love it, or find it just bearable.
Entry 1 - Brokencyde:
I saw someones post in another guild in the music subforum about the band called Brokencyde. I'm sure many of you have heard of them. I got randomly curious about some of their songs. So I went on youtube to look for a song of theirs. First song I saw was the "Get Crunk" song. It sounded like a 13 year old boy, with his voice still crackling, failing at screaming to his favorite screamo crap music. Even the beat was horrible. Same old typical (c)rap garbage beat. They need to make some fresh new beats. Not recycle the same crap over and over, just putting make up on it each time. It got old long ago. It started getting old when Fallout Boy became popular. I'm not even going to start on them.
Anyways, I guess it turned into more of a rant, than a post. Oh well. I'm gonna go on youtube and look for more potentially good music.
Verdict? Kill it with fire and napalm. Leave nothing left.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 3:58 pm
Entry 2 - Jonas Brothers:
Well, I did the unthinkable. I actually went and tried to see if these guys sucked as badly as everyone says they do.
Result?
They were right. I cannot unhear what I just heard. If I listened to anymore of these guys, my ears would have began pouring out blood and I would have began foaming at the mouth. I don't understand how people like this steaming pile of musical feces. I am going to try and drown out the horror that I just witnessed with decent music now.
Verdict? Kill it with fire and napalm. Lots and lots of fire and napalm.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:35 pm
Entry 3 - Miley Cyrus:
The song I'm listening to actually isn't half bad. She has a pleasant voice and the beat, while being still stale, is bearable. The piano is good addition to the song. Makes it have a relaxing feel to it, which I love in music I listen to. The song was called "The Climb". Now, I am looking for another song. To give more of a review on.
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Well, it now comes to the craptasticness that I was expecting. Song name? "Fly off the wall". It was almost as bad as the Jonas Brothers song I listened to. I don't have the sanity or the mental capacity to listen to the whole song, my ears would begin bleeding if I did. So, overall, I wouldn't say it all of her songs are bad, but if they are like Fly off the Wall, the yes, they would be.
Verdict? Save the good, but kill the rest with fire.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 4:53 pm
Entry 4 - Paramore:
Well, I am deciding to keep doing this. I did the first one that came to mind after I got done with Miley Cyrus; Paramore.
I listened to two of their songs. "Ignorance" and "Crush Crush Crush". Now, my review.
The beat isn't half bad on Ignorance, still as stale as ever though. Same with Crush Crush Crush. I couldn't listen to more than maybe 30 seconds of each, because it felt so.. unoriginal and overused. It seems like Paramore is a copy of Avril Lavigne. Both beat and tone voice from the lyrics were unoriginal. Overall, it could have been better, but it was barely bearable.
Verdict? Worth a listen. But not more than once a day.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:27 pm
Entry 5 - Bullet for my Valentine:
Well, I went in search not knowing what to expect to find. But, I was rather surprised. I first listened to "Scream Aim Fire". I liked the guitar. The beat was good. Lyrics were something I was hoping for. Not just another screamo band. There were screaming bits in it, but overall, it was enjoyable. The beat didn't sound entirely unoriginal, which is a plus.
Now, the second song I listened to "Hearts Burst Into Fire". That, is a beautiful piece of musical work. I loved it. It was very relaxing, yet, had a hard feel to it. Which, is not a common thing that I find when listening to rock music. Overall, this one gets a fav on my songs list.
Verdict? Shower it with praise. This is a great band. Definitely worth listening to. If only once.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:05 pm
Entry 6 - Owl City:
A friend of mine suggested I do a review of Owl City, so naturally, I said sure.
I was unsure what to expect. But, I was surprised by this one as well.
The first song I listened to was "Fireflies". I loved the opening. His voice, while it seemed like I've heard it before, was quite nice. I loved the video for it too. Great video. The song was very melodic too, which was definitely nice.
The second song I listened to was "The Saltwater Room". That one, I didn't enjoy as much as Fireflies. It was still good though. Not nearly as melodic, to me. The beat was not as good either. I've heard better, but I have also heard much much worse.
Verdict? Worth a listen. Nothing too special though.
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:34 pm
Entry 7 - Seether:
I was kinda skeptical whether I'd like Seether or not. But, after listening to "Breakdown", I do like them. The song is awesome. The beat, sounds like something I've heard before, but haven't gotten tired of yet. Which is a plus. The tone of lyrics, also sounds like something I've heard before, but, also haven't gotten tired of yet. Which is another plus. Overall, it was a good song. I liked it and will be faving it.
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Onto the second song.
I listened to the song "Broken", and I must say... This is a beautiful song. I've heard this song before, I loved it then, I love it now. great tone melodic voices from Amy Lee and the lead singer of Seether. Great beat and everything.
Verdict? Shower it with praise. Seriously, this band is great. Throw your panties on stage when they perform in concert ladies! They deserve it!
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 11:37 am
Entry 8 - Fallout Boy:
And now, for the moment you've all been waiting for. My review of Fallout Boy.
First song I listened to was "Sugar We're Going Down". I have 3 words to express my feelings towards this song: What The ********. That's what was rolling through my mind when I was listening to this, trying to decipher what hell he was trying to say. I came across one point in the song where I just said out loud to myself "Di-did he just say 'A Lonely dark c**k, let's c**k it and pull it..???' ". Personally, I think he did. The song, literally sounds like someone asked a 1 year old what their lyrics should be, and literally put them, word for word from the baby's mouth onto paper and had the band practice it. With the exception of adding some actual words into it. I mean, I could probably count the words I actually understood with my fingers. Probably with one hand too. Also, who could get away with throwing words together, so random, to the point that it really looks like someone with every mental illness known to man and asked them to put together the sentence structure of the entire song, than them? That aside, onto the next song.
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Now! Onto the next song I listened to; "Dance, Dance". First thought at hearing the lyrics. "Holy s**t, they CAN speak English!". Second thought most of the way through the song. "Wow... looks like I was right, they do throw random words together."
Seriously.. how are we supposed to understand what the hell you are saying, when you are speaking utter nonsense?! SPEAK ******** ENGLISH! ... -ahem- Sorry about that. I guess I let my annoyance of people unable to form sentences without their cell sized mental capacity and attention span getting in the way. Anyways! Onto the verdict.
Verdict? It's a waste of musical existence. Throw this unholy piece of audio in an incinerator, turn the setting on "Not even the smell is left." and leave it go for a few days. Also, I'm actually going to give a number rating to this trash. -17/5. (Yes, that is negative numbers) Yeah, congrats FOB, you broke the ******** scale.
(Also, I apologize for the bad language, I put a lot of feeling into this one, and it shows.)
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Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 9:00 am
I'm closing this and locking it. I'm probably done with musical reviews. If I feel like doing anymore, I'll unlock it again.
Also moving it too. Because it has no use being here when it's locked.
Like I said, if I feel like doing reviews again, I'll unlock it and move it back.
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