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 Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 3:33 pm
So I'm feeling a little down and need to laugh. This contest's purpose is to lift my spirits. I'll give 5000 gold to whoever has the funniest post. I won't make my decision until the 100th post.
You can post anything.(Just follow PWEM and Gaia TOS) Please keep posts to a reasonable page size so as not to be annoying, and allow room for others.
If more posts come in while I'm judging the first 100 posts they will be eligible, but once i choose the winner its all over.
Good luck have fun!
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Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:38 pm
grins* What does the cop say to the overweight crook? A "sumo" the position!! xd xd rofl 
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 7:15 am
So i was in a communication class yesterday and we were watching this movie on how commercials and ads affect how women want to look like. There was an add that went: Are your breasts too small? too pointy? too separated? too together? too big? too white? or just two moquito bites? Well at least you can have nice hair.
As you thought it was a commercial for shampoos. But after that the teacher started saying that she didnt want the commercial industry to do the same to men either, even though they havent started yet sometimes it can.
She pulled up a picture of a naked 6packed man holding a cloth near his crotch and she said: Dont be confused. This isnt at all the same as with the women. If they wanted it to be like that kind of commercial theyd go: Is your p***s too small? too pointy? too droopy? too fat? too weak? or just two inches?
Then she went on and said: Obviously this add was covered by the press.... Its good that it got at least SOME coverage.
I laughed so much at that class it was hilarious.
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 10:11 am
Yesterday, in History:
Sherrie: This source is very limited, Josie. It doesn't tell us how often Hitler got beaten up by his dad.
Josie: tut tut
Sherrie: Yeah, I mean...where would you beat a future dictator?
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Sherrie: soo...after Hitler's mum died, he ran away to Vienna to get rejected at an art college...
Josie: OHH, SHERRIE, HE MUST HAVE PUT SO MUCH EFFORT INTO THAT PICTURE DD< It wasn't his fault he was just naturally s**t...HIS SELF ESTEEM MUST HAVE BEEN RUINED AT SUCH AN UNSTABLE TIME.
Sherrie: ...
Josie: Hitler needs a hug.
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Sherrie: 'Hitler was shy and did not have much success with women'
Josie: I would have gone out with him :3
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Mrs L: -at the table- so, girls, what does this source tell you?
Sherrie: ...um. Hitler liked to be in control?
Mrs L: yes, yes. He also was a very charismatic speaker. On his rise to power, many upper-class German women wanted to have his babies.
Sherrie: XD
Josie: I think I'm going to have some competition...
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Sherrie: When Hitler lived in a hostel, aged 21, a Hungarian Jew gave him a coat.
Josie: =o
Sherrie: BACKSTABBER D<
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Posted: Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:54 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:15 pm
U CANT MAKE A PUMPKIN INTO A WATERMENLON BY DRAWING LINES ON IT. that wasnt even funny >.>
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Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 3:28 pm
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other man pulls out his cell phone and calls emergency services.
He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies: "Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
Back on the phone, the hunter says, "OK, now what?"
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:00 am
The Marxer Yes, I do realize some of these pictures are cruel. I am done... FOR NOW. If you realize that they're cruel, then why do you still post them? But I guess posting something is better than posting nothing at all cause I got nothing >_<
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 9:58 am
i laughed so hard i cried when i first saw the wild snorlax pic
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 5:17 pm
Tears of the Sun Helios The Marxer Yes, I do realize some of these pictures are cruel. I am done... FOR NOW. If you realize that they're cruel, then why do you still post them? But I guess posting something is better than posting nothing at all cause I got nothing >_< Fighting for prizes makes me lose control.
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:23 am
links (and Link from legend of Zelda) piss me off so I post pitcha  
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 1:51 am
blade should jump off a wall and kick em in the shins
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Posted: Mon Oct 26, 2009 10:25 am
speaking of vampires I need to get the rest of the volumes for Vampire Knight. Must have them! I need them!
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Posted: Tue Oct 27, 2009 1:38 am
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