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 Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:28 am
I just found this poster for "New Moon" and all that I can say is eww. Why the hell are all these werewolves standing in the woods half naked and just keeping these seductive glaresin their eyes? Unless its gay sex orgey time... whee
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:31 am
Oh man scary.
It looks like a badly Photoshopped picture, imo
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:37 am
Huzzah Gay Sex Orgy Time.
whee
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 8:38 am
Wait, is this supposed to be an official poster, or what? Cause it's very poorly Photoshoped. I could do a better job! The overall layout is a little awkward as well. The whole composition is just not good, it has no flow. *art nurd* Also the "Twilight" text looks like it was crappily cut out of something else.
Anyway, I'll stop being an art critic...Well, they're wolves, running around in the forest lacking in clothes is what they do! And besides, remember, this is Twilight, every male must run around half naked for at least a third of the movie. It's to keep the teenyboppers' attention. The makers know who they're selling to.
I'm liking that tribal tattoo thing they have going though, if nothing else. Also, I've dubbed the pack the Shirtless Brigade.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 9:21 am
Music Vigilante Oh man scary. It looks like a badly Photoshopped picture, imo its from a photoshop sight that I am a member of sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:02 am
Good god, that is awful.
Fanservice for the fans.
Barf bag for me.
Lovely.
I ever tell you that I hate muscle?
'Cause I do.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:08 am
Illustrated Indignity
I ever tell you that I hate muscle?
'Cause I do. I also do hate muscle. But that Gay Sex Orgy Time had to be repeated. .-.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:09 am
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:28 am
KakashiSB Illustrated Indignity
I ever tell you that I hate muscle?
'Cause I do. I also do hate muscle. But that Gay Sex Orgy Time had to be repeated. .-. DID SOMEBODY SAY GAY SEX? I also also hate muscle. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast severely frightened me as a child. gonk
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:52 am
Hey holmes, why do they look like mi primos?
Those aren't Indians, those are Mexicans!!!!
(BTW, anyone see that South Park Episode with Cheech and Chong?)
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 10:56 am
Moonlight Penguin Hey holmes, why do they look like mi primos? Those aren't Indians, those are Mexicans!!!! (BTW, anyone see that South Park Episode with Cheech and Chong?)
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:18 am
Actually, I found the american indians in the poster kind of hot, despite being badly photoshopped and probably not real natives.*is shot*
I mean, in the book sure they aren't REAL killed-with-silver-bullet werewolves, but they don't commit as many offensive writing crimes as the vampires do. I mean like, the part of Breaking Dawn from Jacob's point of view, I actually didn't find it half bad. If Meyer's writing wasn't plagued by Mormonism and sex symbolism and the total misrepresentation of vampires, she might actually do okay...Or this could just be powered by the fact that I finished watching the anime Wolf's Rain a few days ago. XD
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:35 am
koolkitty752 Actually, I found the american indians in the poster kind of hot, despite being badly photoshopped and probably not real natives.*is shot* I mean, in the book sure they aren't REAL killed-with-silver-bullet werewolves, but they don't commit as many offensive writing crimes as the vampires do. I mean like, the part of Breaking Dawn from Jacob's point of view, I actually didn't find it half bad. If Meyer's writing wasn't plagued by Mormonism and sex symbolism and the total misrepresentation of vampires, she might actually do okay...Or this could just be powered by the fact that I finished watching the anime Wolf's Rain a few days ago. XD *slaps across face* Jacob is a P E D O P H I L E !Stephanie Meyer just cannot write. Just read the host and I promise that your IQ will drop at least ten points.
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:36 am
Moonlight Penguin Hey holmes, why do they look like mi primos? Those aren't Indians, those are Mexicans!!!! (BTW, anyone see that South Park Episode with Cheech and Chong?) Guh, this saga is so offensive yet nobody cares. It's obvious all the 'natives' casted are not native at all but of hispanic heritage which is pure retardation. Can Meyer and those Directors not tell the difference between them or something? Or is it because real natives are *gasp* not 'pretty' enough?
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Posted: Sat Sep 12, 2009 11:51 am
Liebe Thelema KakashiSB Illustrated Indignity
I ever tell you that I hate muscle?
'Cause I do. I also do hate muscle. But that Gay Sex Orgy Time had to be repeated. .-. DID SOMEBODY SAY GAY SEX? I also also hate muscle. Gaston from Beauty and the Beast severely frightened me as a child. gonk GAY SEX surprised I don't like it either. I've always found it to be extremely unattractive. I like my people non-muscley.........Ladies
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