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why does reality have to be so cruel...
crying a good question! come with me, and we shall ask the all knowing severed head!*holds up what appears to be a person's head*
Oh great and mighty omnicient one! we beg this question of you! Why does reality have to be so cruel?!
head: because the mutant squirrels willed it to be so.
blue: what can we do about it your awesomeness
question head: placate them with sacrifices.
blue: GASPS! you don't mean- it can't be- but that's too horrific and gruesome!
head: it is the only way. You must fead them your pocky and doom soda.
blue:
crying by the way, while your on a roll answering my petty questions, why DOES fred-rin always end with cliff hangers?
head: simple- because that way, people have to come back again for answers. also, it's just evil fun to write cliff hangers.
blue: ya' don't say........