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Millefune
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PostPosted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:46 am


Anyone remember this failure of a Scion ad "United by Individuality?" It's ironic that a lot of the younger car kids like to say they're being "different" and individuals when all they're doing is following are fads marketed and spread by the sorry excuses of journalism called "Import Tuner," "Super Street," "Modified," and whatever else God-awful TOONer rags are out there like sheep.

OK, I understand everyone has a right to do what they want to their cars, that's fine. But what bugs me is when they try to pass it off as them being "unique," "different," or "not being mainstream." It also reminds me of a quote from a fellow respected TT member's signature:

"go ahead and do what you can to fit in, I'll do what I can to stand out"

This is coming from someone who's racing with a Civic/CRX and doing a JDM conversion on his Corolla... only what everyone does with their Civic/CRXs and Corollas.

Again, I'm not dogging him for doing what he wants and gets happiness from. It's not hurting anyone else, and at least he's out there participating in safe, legal, competitive racing. This is not about that. This is about the irony that younger people try to pass off as "individuality/difference" when it's exactly what everyone into the fad is doing.
PostPosted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:11 am


^^^I'll have to go with what Mille's put forward here. Its like having a bloody war for spare parts these days. Five years ago, if you wanted to have something that worked you searched high and low, researched and broke your brain to find out the solutions for yourself.

And then the shops that sold(and still sell) parts caught on, established internet presences for themselves, and force-fed the youth their own brand of "gospel truth." Its gotten to the point where if you don't have "Brand X" parts in your car, something is wrong with you. I have seen suspension bits that are absolutely crap marketed as the next big anti-gravity tool, brakes that are utter rubbish pushed as being able to make the laws of inertia their b!tch. And so on so forth.

Rays wheels, TEIN coilovers, Voltex bits hanging off the bodywork, HKS intercoolers, Mitsubi...excuse me, GREDDY turbo kits, N20 kits, these are the things that every kid with twenty bucks in their pocket and a set of wheels wants these days.

Recently, I had this kid show up with an unlimited budget to build his car up. My boss put up the engine plan, and told me to put together the chassis and handling package. We have ended up with about 12K(read: TWELVE THOUSAND DOLLARS) of suspension and chassis work, sans coilovers and brakes.

This boy turns around and goes "are these things any good? They aren't HKS, AMS or Greddy. Are they Chinese or even Japanese?"

I didn't tell him that the bits I put on his order sheet come from a company that doesn't advertise much, doesn't campaign online, but still manages to have some of the quickest cars for their designed application out there.

I fail to understand the mentality of these people. And I mean EPICALLY FAIL.

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Twistex

PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 12:15 pm


Hell, in the muscle car club, we just stick to our well-known, reliable, trusted brands.. because they've been doing this kind of thing for going on 50 years. smile

What kind of carb should I get? A Chinese, fly-by-night, or a trusted, respectable one from Holley, Eddelbrock, Demon, or Carter? XD
PostPosted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 5:18 pm


What is this "carburetor" you speak of?

Millefune
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Twistex

PostPosted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:18 am


Millefune
What is this "carburetor" you speak of?


Archaic technology that leaks gas, catches on fire, and has a hard time working off-road. smile
PostPosted: Sat Sep 19, 2009 2:29 am


Twistex
Millefune
What is this "carburetor" you speak of?


Archaic technology that leaks gas, catches on fire, and has a hard time working off-road. smile


And which sounds the best in a circuit racing application. Especially when there's one to a cylinder. 3nodding

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 12:10 am


Joey Crash
Twistex
Millefune
What is this "carburetor" you speak of?


Archaic technology that leaks gas, catches on fire, and has a hard time working off-road. smile


And which sounds the best in a circuit racing application. Especially when there's one to a cylinder. 3nodding

+1 blaugh

On topic:
I still like the xBs though. For lugging groceries and picking up friends/kids at shops and stuff they look really good for that kinda thing.
Anyways it seems with car culture in America you're either a muscle head, a import tooner, or a whatever.
And so to stand out of one crowd you have to fit in to another.

Leads me to wonder that if I did get a xB and didn't do anything to it and left it as it was from the factory, would people think I was just a car consumer or would they think of me as a under paid poor tuner. How would you react if a stock standard white xB pulled up next to you?
PostPosted: Mon Sep 21, 2009 10:46 am


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Joey Crash
Twistex
Millefune
What is this "carburetor" you speak of?


Archaic technology that leaks gas, catches on fire, and has a hard time working off-road. smile


And which sounds the best in a circuit racing application. Especially when there's one to a cylinder. 3nodding

+1 blaugh

On topic:
I still like the xBs though. For lugging groceries and picking up friends/kids at shops and stuff they look really good for that kinda thing.
Anyways it seems with car culture in America you're either a muscle head, a import tooner, or a whatever.
And so to stand out of one crowd you have to fit in to another.

Leads me to wonder that if I did get a xB and didn't do anything to it and left it as it was from the factory, would people think I was just a car consumer or would they think of me as a under paid poor tuner. How would you react if a stock standard white xB pulled up next to you?


I wouldn't be bothered. Not my kind of car. The windowsills are too high, suspension to stiff for what it is, nasty plastics. If you are rolling stock, then.. you're rolling stock. Wouldn't make me think "Poor tuner".

What makes me think "poor tuner" is the mismatched bodykits and fart cannons, stick-on flame appliques, cheesy chrome license plate covers or k-mart special snap-on hubcaps, bubbly crap tinting, huge useless wings on fwd vehicles (Or AWD and RWD even), and basically, 90% of the useless tat I see out here. smile

Twistex


Millefune
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:22 pm


If I see a bone stock xB, I see an appliance car. A LOT of older people are buying the "youth oriented" cars such as the Nissan Cube, Scion Whatever, and Kia Soul. It's kinda funny how it worked out that way, but when you make a practical car, you will get old people buying it.

As Twistex said, "poor TOONer" consists of tacky and tasteless things put on the car. Nothing bugs me more than s**t-tastic rattle-can/flat paint, however. That's poor TOONer to the max (even if it's on an old muscle car). My car comes with an extended lip wing from the factory, it lowers the drag coefficient from .330 to .310.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:29 am


Twistex
Super Panda454
Joey Crash
Twistex
Millefune
What is this "carburetor" you speak of?


Archaic technology that leaks gas, catches on fire, and has a hard time working off-road. smile


And which sounds the best in a circuit racing application. Especially when there's one to a cylinder. 3nodding

+1 blaugh

On topic:
I still like the xBs though. For lugging groceries and picking up friends/kids at shops and stuff they look really good for that kinda thing.
Anyways it seems with car culture in America you're either a muscle head, a import tooner, or a whatever.
And so to stand out of one crowd you have to fit in to another.

Leads me to wonder that if I did get a xB and didn't do anything to it and left it as it was from the factory, would people think I was just a car consumer or would they think of me as a under paid poor tuner. How would you react if a stock standard white xB pulled up next to you?


I wouldn't be bothered. Not my kind of car. The windowsills are too high, suspension to stiff for what it is, nasty plastics. If you are rolling stock, then.. you're rolling stock. Wouldn't make me think "Poor tuner".

What makes me think "poor tuner" is the mismatched bodykits and fart cannons, stick-on flame appliques, cheesy chrome license plate covers or k-mart special snap-on hubcaps, bubbly crap tinting, huge useless wings on fwd vehicles (Or AWD and RWD even), and basically, 90% of the useless tat I see out here. smile


The really poor thing I am seeing is the trend of the young and uninformed which for some reason causes them to try and emulate the Japanese "time attack" cars in appearance, then blend that appearance with the classic "ingredients" of a "tuner car" for the road.

Its bloody stupid, and downright impractical.

Why? Example. I had to drive a car back to the city that had scalloped front fenders in the rain(from Sandown Raceway, a good while ago) long before anyone had even heard of Voltex. You would not believe the amount of road debris, sludge and other assorted crap that was sticking to the side of the car after. At least we know the scallops work; you could see where the air went from the pattern of crap on the side of the car. rofl

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Super Panda454

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 11:27 am


Well the only reason I'd buy a xB is because I think its a really good looking car, even when I first saw it in a car magazine and branded as a Toyota BB. I think they would make fantastically good looking practical cars.
Not so keen on the cube.

If I wanted to buy a car with / for body kits and wheels and for tuning and spirited driving I would look for something that was sporty to begin with.
PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:50 pm


Super Panda454
Well the only reason I'd buy a xB is because I think its a really good looking car, even when I first saw it in a car magazine and branded as a Toyota BB. I think they would make fantastically good looking practical cars.
Not so keen on the cube.

If I wanted to buy a car with / for body kits and wheels and for tuning and spirited driving I would look for something that was sporty to begin with.


Aye, that's one thing I've never quite grasped about "TOONer" culture.. I can understand taking a shitbox and making it surprisingly quick.. but then, all of a sudden, it was no longer a shitbox, it was "These are great cars and fast stock." Uhh.. since when? I've seen so many 95 Civics with bodykits and fartcans and no engine changes, yet people still think they're fast.

Buying a cheap economy car and turning into a fast car has a certain appeal. We've been doing this since the 40's with cars. That's what the Muscle car culture was all about. Grocery getters with huge engines that burned up the streets, and could be built for summer-job money. So, yeah, you were driving your moms Chevy Nomad, but you spent the summer working to save up and buy a 454 to drop under the hood and *make* it fast. You didn't slap a big exhaust on it and call it fast.

And to make matters worse, now people are overpaying for 91 CRX's and Integras, so they can slap a fart can and wing on it, and think they've got a sports car. Hell, I know a kid who paid 4k MORE than I did for my 02 mustang for a 97 Eclipse GS. WTF?

Twistex


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 12:15 am


Twistex

Aye, that's one thing I've never quite grasped about "TOONer" culture.. I can understand taking a shitbox and making it surprisingly quick.. but then, all of a sudden, it was no longer a shitbox, it was "These are great cars and fast stock." Uhh.. since when? I've seen so many 95 Civics with bodykits and fartcans and no engine changes, yet people still think they're fast.

Buying a cheap economy car and turning into a fast car has a certain appeal. We've been doing this since the 40's with cars. That's what the Muscle car culture was all about. Grocery getters with huge engines that burned up the streets, and could be built for summer-job money. So, yeah, you were driving your moms Chevy Nomad, but you spent the summer working to save up and buy a 454 to drop under the hood and *make* it fast. You didn't slap a big exhaust on it and call it fast.

And to make matters worse, now people are overpaying for 91 CRX's and Integras, so they can slap a fart can and wing on it, and think they've got a sports car. Hell, I know a kid who paid 4k MORE than I did for my 02 mustang for a 97 Eclipse GS. WTF?
I can even understand that need to make your car look nice, personlise it and make it look how you want it to look.
But I've also never really grasped why some people will pay more for a worse car when they could easily have something better.
Its one thing if you're buying your favorite car, then price doesn't matter. But to pay 4k (nearly R40 000) more for a car 5 years older, a car that is Wrong wheel drive, has fewer cylinders and more milage on the car...now thats not smart.
For that money alone surely I could buy a decient late 80s Camaro and a run about?

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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 10:38 am


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I can even understand that need to make your car look nice, personlise it and make it look how you want it to look.
But I've also never really grasped why some people will pay more for a worse car when they could easily have something better.
Its one thing if you're buying your favorite car, then price doesn't matter. But to pay 4k (nearly R40 000) more for a car 5 years older, a car that is Wrong wheel drive, has fewer cylinders and more milage on the car...now thats not smart.
For that money alone surely I could buy a decient late 80s Camaro and a run about?



Aye, that was the source of my confusion and frustration with him. In fact, we had a conversation about that, along the lines of "Do you know what I could do to my car with the 4k more you spent just to get yours?"

That also came up with a coworker, who spent nearly 8k on a 92 Integra, and was then planning on sinking another 5k into the engine... He kept going on about getting the whole thing up to 400bhp. He was so "in your face" with his rampant bullshit, so I finally went on craigslist, found a fox-body mustang with a solid 302 for 2k, then put together a shopping list on summit for a new intake, carb, cam, headers, con rods, pistons, spacer, exhaust setup, shocks, springs, and brakes for ~3k, that would build the engine to ~400bhp and make it handle better. "Oh, look, I've only spent 5k. With your total, I still have 8k to play with. Maybe I'll add a supercharger, new rims and tires, some sway bars... Get my point?"

Paying stupidly high prices for "cheap" cars, and then spending even more money to make them fast.. Where's the logic?

However, I must admit, I'm very biased about most of these. I don't like FWD, I'm not a big fan of imports, I don't think they look very good, I don't like the sound of 4 cylinder engines, I'm not a fan of turbochargers, etc, etc.

And hell, I buy classic cars. But, to me, at least they're a goddamn adventure. XD "Oooh, drum brakes!"

Twistex


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PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:14 pm


+1 for automotive adventure and oh s**t moments.
Cars that kill have more character than something new that handles as if its on rails and doesn't have any really hair raising characteristics.

I'm lucky enough to say that MY classic comes with disk brakes all round. *smug*
Not that they really work...you still have to pump them to stop, lol.
400hp in a FWD car is impressive, but it doesn't sound like it would be all that fun to drive. All you need is enough power to pull the car, and get the back end out. Any more than that and you're just encouraging oversteer.
I'd say I'd need no more than 150 - 200 horses at the front wheels.

Speaking of classics, a old school friend is going to introduce me to a guy who can do good work on the body of the alfa. Cut out the old and weld in the new! smile
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