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So, i decided to start a short series involving the members of the guild. tell me what you think:

My day began like any other, high off of apple pie from the night before. I was already late for my turn to moderate the guild, this was going to be a long night.

" ARAoA, your Performance here has been, well shitty," said Underground, holding a huge file.

" I am doing my best sir--" I started, trying to remember who i was talking to.

" Your being laid off," said Underground.

" ROTFLMFAO!" I said, laughing at the inside joke me and him had.

" No, i am serious," said Underground.

"LOL," i said back, still sorta chuckling.

" This is your last day, now go out and moderate the thread," Underground said. I slowly stood up and walked out. I headed Toward Rockney's office, I always try to avoid it, he creeps the s**t out of me, and most of the other Moderators.

" ARAoA, just the man i wanted to see," said Rockney, putting down a set of posts he was looking over," I need you to dispose of this box."

" What is in it?" I asked, already regretting asking that.

" Well, i think it is best if you didn't know," replied Rockney, handing me the box," Don't open it." Rockney, displaying his full mustache, flew out of the guild, leaving me with a box of i don't know what.

" Hey Intoxikace," I said," still clutching the box.

" Uh, what is in the box?" she asked, looking awkwardly at the container.

" I have no idea," I said," Rockney handed me the box and flew out of the guild."

" Wait, there is writing on it, turn it upside down," Intoxikace said. I turn the box upside down, and the latch comes off, spilling a torrent of bunny testicles onto the ground.

"WTF!!!" said Lennons, walking down to us.

" It was Rockney!" I say, Lennons yells at me for spilling bunny gonads on the Crew forum floor.

" I want you to pick these up now!" said Lennons, Underground comes out of his office to see what just went on.

" What the hell is going on?" asked Underground.

" Rockney gave me this---" I started.

" Clean it up!" said Underground," with your teeth." I looked in horror, all the moderators laughing at me. I proceed to picking the gonads up with my teeth, trying to think of better times, like when i got my first blow-up doll.

" Why me," I say, holding the box of Bunny Testicles. I walk down stairs, into the Members section of the guild.

" Uh, these aren't testicles," I blurt out loud as The Toxic Love walks by.

" Yeah..." said TTL, making the universal symbol for crazy. She walks off, turning back to see if i was actually holding a box of balls. I walk over to the dumpsters and shoo away the Jawas that were rumaging through it. As I do this, Rockney flies in grabs the box of nads from me.

" Rockney---" I start.

" Good to see you didn't throw out my box," said Rockney.

" What are you doing with a box full of bunny testicles?" I ask, dumbfounded.

" I don't know, i wanted to see if i could steal something with a paper plate and a unicycle," said Rockney.

" What are you going to do with them?" I ask, still puzzled by that odd combo of stuffs used to rob a box of gonads.

" I don't know, maybe sell them off for thousands of dollars," said Rockney," they are a rare delecasy in other parts of the world." I stand still, wondering why someone would know this, or want to know this.

" Well, good luck with that," I say walking off.

" Expect to see a bonus coming in your future," said Rockney, still floating. I look Disgusted, knowing he mean't i was getting a bunny testicle instead of gold on friday.

" Uh, I mean't that I will be putting one of these in your paycheck," said Rockney. A bright light blinds me temporarily, Rockney dissappears.

" Why did i take thi job?" I ask myself

toon in for part 2, when i destroy the guild, with butter, a thong, and baracck Transformers Quotes

I'm sorry I dumped the bunny testicles on the floor. ;--;

Wow.
I don't think I'll look at anyone the same after reading this.
rofl

The World Owes Me, so ******** You.

~The only sound ,to be heard, as the mad man laughs...~

~Holy s**t! that is rich! I love it lol!~

~Is like a concave scream...~

~The only sound ,to be heard, as the mad man laughs...~

~Nuh uh!!!! I have a box of dead bugs and lizards that I wrapped in glue and dipped in clear wax to preserve. razz ~

~Is like a concave scream...~