You know you're a noob at Zelda if...

[Fredrick Baron]

Under the approval of Hatchery, I've made this thread.
Please post things that make you look like a total noob at TLOZ games.  

[Fredrick Baron]

You know your a noob at zelda if you demand to know where the gunsmith is in hyrule castle town.  

[KittyChic1029]

you're a noob at zelda when you wonder why link hasn't said a word.  

[Inadala]

You're a n00b at Zelda if you see the triforce and think trigonometry.  

[Fredrick Baron]

you know your a noob at zelda, if you think Link is named Zelda. stare  

[Valin the Evil Hedgehog]

Fred 38

you know your a noob at zelda, if you think Link is named Zelda. stare

I loved to laugh at people new to the game who thought link was zelda.  

[KittyChic1029]

you know your a noob at zelda if you LIKE Tingle...  

[Fredrick Baron]

Valiantor

Fred 38

you know your a noob at zelda, if you think Link is named Zelda. stare

I loved to laugh at people new to the game who thought link was zelda.

Amen Valin... people these days are so weird. >.<  

[Twisted Time Lord]

Fred 38

Valiantor

Fred 38

you know your a noob at zelda, if you think Link is named Zelda. stare

I loved to laugh at people new to the game who thought link was zelda.

Amen Valin... people these days are so weird. >.<

no we just have severe a.d.d. xd


You know you're a noob at Zelda if you forgot about epona after you grow up and play the whole game while on foot.  

[1chaoscontrol1]

you know a noob at zelda when her/she thinks the name should be the adventures of link  

[Fredrick Baron]

You KNOW you're a noob at zelda if you think that link's hat is dumb.  

[Fredrick Baron]

You know your a noob at zelda if you scream "HAXORZ" at a boss who kills you.  

[Twisted Time Lord]

you know you're a noob at Zelda if you can't figure out how to get a song for several weeks before realizing that sometimes to initiate learning a song you have to actually take out your ocarina.  

[Inadala]

You know you're a noob at Zelda if you walk up to a Redead and try to talk to it... (Majora's Mask doesn't count.)  

[Hatchery]

Ahhh, it was a good thing to come onto Gaia after a little bit of a hiatus to see this. With my piggy flu, and this thread, the next few weeks shall be good.

Anyways,
@Fire Archer 156: Your only a n00b in Marjora's mask if you talk to ReDeads not wearing the Gibdo mask. ;D No really. It's the stupidest thing to do according to my zombie survival guide. DO NOT TALK TO THEM UNLESS UNDER DISGUISE!! OX

@KittyChic1029: FACK YOU! TINGLE'S PRETTY DAMN COOL FOR A MIDDLE-AGED MAN IN TIGHTS! -had a change of heart back in the summer- THAT'S RIGHT, KAIT'S A TINGLE FAN! D:<

YOU'RE A N00B AT ZELDA IF...

... you have to use a walkthrough for the first stage of the game.