i seriously don't talk like that
            i detest misspelling "hi" as "hai" and using Japanese honorifics when the language being used is English in a conversation

            anyway, since you're here, heyo thar!
            'm called Vanir, Vany, Abrasive, Fudge, Blech, and other things
            average teenager of course, but i'm a little more mad than i sound since i'm more mature on the internet
            right now if someone were talking to me i'd be laughing at a joke i heard a year ago

            uhh, so yeah, also, thanks to Eglaf for inviting me!
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