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That s**t hurt.
  I feel abused. :C
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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:04 pm


Pap smears are not fun.



Also I'm on BC now.
Woo woo.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:59 pm


PAP SMEARS FEEL SO WEIRD gonk

When I got mine, I remember thinking 'hey this isn't so-OH MY GOD WHAT'S HAPPENING DDDDDD:'

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:42 pm


Sounds like what it's like to get your balls grabbed at physicals. For me at least. I had a female doctor and she'd squeeze like she was trying to pop a grape. It's scarred me for life ;_;
PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:39 pm


gonk

What does it feel like/how long does it take?
I have to go next week probably.

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Morde

PostPosted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:42 pm


Mine didn't hurt. At all. She was like 'Okay doing it.' ... 'Kay done!' I barely felt anything.
PostPosted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:07 am


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gonk

What does it feel like/how long does it take?
I have to go next week probably.

It doesn't take that long. But she sticks this thing in you which doesn't hurt. Then she opens it which hurts a ******** ton and takes a cotton swab of I think your cervix. And then she has to feel and make sure everything is in it's place.

Maybe if I was relax it wouldn't have hurt as bad?

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LeRaven

PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:54 am


I've never gotten one.
>>
I probably should.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 2:24 pm


Bitches were sadistic at my doctors office... always trying to use the larger plastic insert.

-shudders-

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Valise

PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 4:41 pm


I'm so terrified of getting one. I'm afraid they might force me to next time I get my bc prescription refilled. (I didn't have to last time cause I was 15.) Doctors just seem to like to hurt you for no reason.

But from what I've heard it varies from just uncomfortable to extremely painful.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 5:03 pm


LeRaven
I've never gotten one.
>>
I probably should.

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:17 pm


Indicate in the ******** title.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:59 pm


Ythan II
Indicate in the ******** title.
This is the ladies forum.
WAH.

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Diuy

PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:39 pm


Valise
I'm so terrified of getting one. I'm afraid they might force me to next time I get my bc prescription refilled. (I didn't have to last time cause I was 15.) Doctors just seem to like to hurt you for no reason.

But from what I've heard it varies from just uncomfortable to extremely painful.


I hear cervical cancer is much more uncomfortable.
PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 8:51 pm


If you aren't relaxed then yeah it hurts like a mother ******** I had mine done, it didn't feel like a cotton swab at the back, no no.
It felt like they took a CHUNK out or something, gah....

And the best part? The doctor says "Keep breathing!"
And we all know what that means: This is gonna ********' HURT.
No sooner was it said that I think "Oh shi-"
and then what I ended up saying in response was "HURK! ggnnngh..! *snarl*"

Oh oh, no that's not the best part.
The best part is that I had to WORK that day. Oh joy.
I felt soooooo uncomfortable, I just wanted to go home!
And later I discovered that I bled a little. ;********!! c**k suckin' mother ********, this was my first PAP so that's prolly why it was hell in high heels.
Still. It sucks. I'm just glad it's a yearly thing and not monthly or something.
I think I'd ********' KILL something if I had to go through that more than once a year. evil

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PostPosted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 10:44 pm


[ k e e l y ]
Ythan II
Indicate in the ******** title.
This is the ladies forum.
WAH.


Ew. Don't indicate in the title.
I don't want to see this s**t every ******** thread title while browsing.
If a title is vague, I assume such nonsense is within and am already prepped.

Plus it's the ladies subforum.. what else is going to be posted about?
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