Clerks
Woman: *looking at two movie covers* They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good....Excuse me, which one of these movies are beter? confused
Randel: *reading a magazine* stare How the hell should I know. I don't watch movies.
Woman: Well have you heard anything about them?
Randel: I prefer to stay out of other people's affairs.
Woman: So you never heard any one say anything about these two movies?
Randel: Nope.
Woman: *Turns around, then back towards Randel* Well, then what about these two.
Randel: Oh, those suck.
Woman: These are the same two movies. mad You won't paying any attention.
Randel: I sure wasn't.
Woman: I don't think your manager would appreciate hearing about this.
Randel: I don't apreciate your ruse.
Woman: My what?
Randel: Your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.
Woman: I was just pointing out that you weren't paying any attention.
Randel: I hope it feels good.
Woman: You hope what feels good?
Randel: Being right. I hope it feels so good. There's no greater joy than pointing out the short comings of others.
Woman: Well, I'm not going to rent here any more. *Walks out*
Randel: *After about 30 seconds, goes over to the door, opens it, and puts his head through the doorway* scream HEY! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANY MORE!
Randel: *reading a magazine* stare How the hell should I know. I don't watch movies.
Woman: Well have you heard anything about them?
Randel: I prefer to stay out of other people's affairs.
Woman: So you never heard any one say anything about these two movies?
Randel: Nope.
Woman: *Turns around, then back towards Randel* Well, then what about these two.
Randel: Oh, those suck.
Woman: These are the same two movies. mad You won't paying any attention.
Randel: I sure wasn't.
Woman: I don't think your manager would appreciate hearing about this.
Randel: I don't apreciate your ruse.
Woman: My what?
Randel: Your ruse, your cunning attempt to trick me.
Woman: I was just pointing out that you weren't paying any attention.
Randel: I hope it feels good.
Woman: You hope what feels good?
Randel: Being right. I hope it feels so good. There's no greater joy than pointing out the short comings of others.
Woman: Well, I'm not going to rent here any more. *Walks out*
Randel: *After about 30 seconds, goes over to the door, opens it, and puts his head through the doorway* scream HEY! YOUR NOT ALLOWED TO RENT HERE ANY MORE!
