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 Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 5:49 pm
My job is so ******** unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:
First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.
Then, there's this jock who ALWAYS has to be in charge. He's always telling us what to do, and where to go. I'm usually the one who does most of the work, and HE gets all the credit for it. He calls himself the leader and makes all of these huge plans, but they never work and i have to ******** fix them so we can actually get the ******** job done. He's a complete douche and never appreciates anything for anybody!
But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ******** stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ******** dog to work. Every ******** day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonald's and Burger King, every single ******** day.
Anyway, I ride around with these ******** in an ugly-a** van and we solve mysteries and shít.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:42 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:51 pm
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:56 pm
I actually didn't get the Scooby Doo reference until I read the Stoner and his dog part- then I started laughing. A lot. xDD
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Nami the Pirate Thief Crew
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 6:57 pm
oh wow. YOU MEANT IT?! I was kidding. I just said that cus of the solving mystery thing.
I didn't think that was your real job or anything..uhnooo wAAy...
dang im good mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:03 pm
I actually do have a job with the people i described, but we don't solve mysteries; we work at a spay and neuter clinic.
yeah
i cut off balls for a living
puppy balls
sweet baby puppies
i cut their balls off
for money
aren't I an a**?
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 9:16 pm
wtf, you don't actually do that! you have to be a vet to do that
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:38 am
not really. There is a vet there that does the surgery, I clean the blood off the tools and floor. in case she is out of the tool she needs, I run and go get one.
i also clean up puppy s**t. so yeah
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 12:31 pm
Damn.... Saberie I don't know if I could handle that s**t. I mean I'm pretty good with people and everything so getting along with those guys wouldn't be much of a problem. No the real problem would be wearing a thick orange turtle neck all day regardless of the weather. That would suck!
Why are you Velma?
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 2:24 pm
because she seems to be the only "normal" one out of all of them. Could have picked fred, but im a girl
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:34 am
LOL
I only got it when you mentioned the dog and the solving mysteries thing XD
don't forget the braniac who ALWAYS ends up right, and when she isn't she goes all nerd mode ._.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 5:33 pm
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