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 Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:23 pm
Jeremiah 29:17 Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so disgusting. G-D HATES FIGS. NOT FA.. YOU GET THE PICTURE.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 7:41 pm
Lol "they are so disgusting" (my version uses rotten).
I love verses that can be funny. redface
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:43 pm
this kind of stuff makes me paranoid. especially with the apocolyptic fear mongering that seems to go on a lot.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 9:51 pm
Sounds like GOD was unhappy with the people backsliding and they were about to be hit with a storm (in action). The storms of life will get our attention. Sometimes GOD allows storms to correct our wrong thinking or at least make us think. Storms will eventually lead us in the right direction; towards good weather (something better).
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Posted: Mon Aug 31, 2009 8:09 am
SchizoSpazz this kind of stuff makes me paranoid. especially with the apocolyptic fear mongering that seems to go on a lot. Why, do you like figs? @ Space Jew- Can I put that in my signature?
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 5:31 pm
Beautiful Propaganda SchizoSpazz this kind of stuff makes me paranoid. especially with the apocolyptic fear mongering that seems to go on a lot. Why, do you like figs? @ Space Jew- Can I put that in my signature? Sure, sure. We just read that verse in Shul the other day and... I made the connection.. I practucally busrt out laughing.
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Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:56 pm
I lqtm. Without that crucial comma, it would be:
Figs that cannot be eaten [because] they are so disgusting.
(Technically, that sentence should be written with a semicolon. "They are so disgusting" is an independent clause. GRAMMAR NAZI apologizes.)
Trouble with the language the Old Testament is written in is that it's so vague.... I can't remember where I read it, but somewhere I heard that the first sentence of Genesis, for example, could be translated different ways depending on the context.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:12 pm
NO. That term is unacceptable. How dare you?? Using 'Nazi' in such a frivolous manner is not to be tolerated.
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Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:36 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew Jeremiah 29:17 Thus saith the Lord of hosts; Behold, I will send upon them the sword, the famine, and the pestilence, and will make them like vile figs, that cannot be eaten, they are so disgusting. G-D HATES FIGS. NOT FA.. YOU GET THE PICTURE. This really made my day, lol. Thank you so much.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:21 pm
New joke:
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Ahmadinejad: Sorry to call you up so late at night, but I've just has a wonderful dream! In it I could look out and see all of your United States of America, and on ever single house was the same, identical banner. It read, 'United States of Islam.'
Obama: Why, I myself just had an interesting dream.
Ahmadinejad: Oh, really? What was it about?
Obama: I could look out and see all of Iran, and on every single house was the same, identical banner.
Ahmadinejad: What did it say?
Obama: I have no clue. I don't read Hebrew.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 4:59 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew NO. That term is unacceptable. How dare you?? Using 'Nazi' in such a frivolous manner is not to be tolerated. I thought about not using it, but then I realized there is currently no better word. Save perhaps Gestapo. Which is worse.
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Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:28 pm
tearingXheavenXdown Lumanny the Space Jew NO. That term is unacceptable. How dare you?? Using 'Nazi' in such a frivolous manner is not to be tolerated. I thought about not using it, but then I realized there is currently no better word. Save perhaps Gestapo. Which is worse. Just don't use any such words. Get the ******** Out.
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Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:17 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew New joke: ------------ Ahmadinejad: Sorry to call you up so late at night, but I've just has a wonderful dream! In it I could look out and see all of your United States of America, and on ever single house was the same, identical banner. It read, 'United States of Islam.' Obama: Why, I myself just had an interesting dream. Ahmadinejad: Oh, really? What was it about? Obama: I could look out and see all of Iran, and on every single house was the same, identical banner. Ahmadinejad: What did it say? Obama: I have no clue. I don't read Hebrew. *giggles* Didn't they have some variant of this with Bush? Nonetheless, still giggle-worthy.
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Posted: Mon Dec 07, 2009 8:13 pm
Figs taste pretty good . Its all for imagery
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:10 pm
Lumanny the Space Jew NO. That term is unacceptable. How dare you?? Using 'Nazi' in such a frivolous manner is not to be tolerated. That always pisses me off too, like when people call me a "feminazi" or an "econazi." Using the word "Nazi" when you're not actually talking about Nazis is just annoying and seems to trivialize what Nazis actually did. Anyway, you'd think there'd be a better way for people to phrase it...
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