Joshua X Roy: C
Roy: Hey Joshua, I noticed you complain a lot about your luck, if it is this bad, why do you gamble?
Joshua: Because I always seem to win at gambling.... here watch! Call it in the air!
Roy: Tails.
Joshua: *Catches it and in a practiced motion that most people can’t catch turns the coin over with an easy move of his palm* Well look at that! Heads! Sorry Roy Guess I won…. Now you owe me a favor
Roy: And I saw how it was going to land. It was so tails.
Joshua: Oh really? Nope it landed heads. Your eyes must be mistaken..... Don’t worry it happens to the best of us....
Roy: My eyes are never mistaken.
Go ahead see? Look closely… definitely heads, you know Prince Innes, A great archer mind you, said the same thing once!
Roy: I don't doubt it's a regular coin. I doubt your honesty.
Joshua: In the end it turned out he was wrong.... Wait…Are you accusing me of cheating?
Roy: Don't gamblers fix games to put things in their favor?
Joshua: Only the dis-honest ones
Roy: And you're not one of them?
Joshua: No I'd never cheat! Wouldn't dream of it and I'm offended that you think I would Roy...Tell you what, how about we go again? This time for.... say 1000 gold?
Roy: -smirks- You sure you want to want to bet?
Joshua: Of course! I'm always up for a bet!
Roy: Flip it.
Joshua: This time I’ll call it…. Heads!
Roy: -grabs the coin before Joshua can catch it and slaps it down on his wrist- What do you think?
Roy: I guess I'm tails then.
Joshua: Still heads *Joshua is grinning*
Roy: I guess I'm tails then *moves hand to show three coins, all tails*
Joshua: Wha? Wait….
Roy: ...How the heck did that happen?
Joshua: You tell me! You’re the one who caught it!
*Roy turns over his hand but only one coin hits the ground, showing tails*
Joshua: ......... ...... What? How did that happen!
Roy: Oh would you look at that...it's tails.
Joshua: ...... You inexplicably cheated...
Roy: How?
Joshua: ..... Like I said…. inexplicable… Well I never worm my way out of a bet... let that be known *Hands over the gold* Here ya go Roy..... As for the favour I wanna see how tough you are!
Roy: *Puts the gold away* See how tough I am...?
Joshua: I want to spar with you a bit Roy... you use a sword right?
Roy: I use magic swords, but yeah...I can use swords.
Joshua: Magic swords? Really! Well that would be interesting to fight! So for the favor you owe me I want to spar with you.... who knows! One of us might learn something!
Roy: Wait...why do I owe you a favor if I won the bet?
Joshua: I won the first one!
Roy: You flipped it under your hand as you caught it, knowing it would be heads.
Joshua: Of course not!
Roy: You turned it over though in your hand.
Joshua:.......... now what makes you say that? You did win the second bet didn't you? Shouldn't that prove I didn't cheat? If anything maybe you’re the one who cheated!
Roy: Alright...I'll let it slide. But how can I end up with three coins when I reached for the one you flipped, then drop them and only have one hit the ground? How is that cheating.
Joshua: Divine providance I.... suppose.... wait a second.... Did your mother have green hair?
Roy: Not green. No. *Roy walks off*
Joshua: ......... Oh no..... Don't tell me I've met another one of...... you..... This can’t be good for my wallet….
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