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 Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:38 pm
ROMANTIC GETAWAY, WAWANAKWA STYLE
Never thought you'd see -us- here, huh? Hehehehe! Alright dudes listen up, cause I'm only gonna say this ONCE!
Chef and I have been put in charge of this little.......whatever this is *waves a paw* and that means you guys are going to loooove this SUFFER! Hehehehehe!
Now make sure you pay attention to everything in the posts below, cause dudes? We aren't just typing for our -own- information. You need to know this stuff, or else don't come whining to me that you missed something in the fine print. Sheesh!
Though my lawyers have informed me I have to tell you that you might see some unexpected results, seeing as it's me and the Chef-man running this afterall.THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING. Don't come whining to us if some extra things pop up in your offspring dudes!
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:39 pm
Breedin' Regulations: ...nao ah'm sorry Chris, man, but c'mere a sec, will ya? *COVERS HIS EYES AND TURNS UP HIS MUSIC* There! Yew're too young fer this. Without further ado, yew Audio haveta've been around 'ere for two weeks in order ta come play with us big boys. What the HECK dude?! *Flails*....*starts to sing along to music...badly* Whoaaaa, you don't knowwww just how it feels to be the one everybody's got their eyes on, they're soooo in loveee....Yew old enough fer this? Good. 'ere we go. -All Yew Wanted ta Know About Breeding-This stuff's been producer cleared, and ah'm banned from explainin' this with Edward and Bella so LISSIN UP!
Know yer family! Otherwise th'poor pups that are born will have birth defects, such as blindness, paralysis, and deafness. If an Audio is deaf, they'll never grow past their pupstage and remain pure white while their headphones displays th'colors they should've been. That's just wrong. So don't do it! >(
Mixin' Music: Yep, that's all there is to it. We dun wanna see any other method of breedin', an' if ah catch wind of it ah'll make yew wish these high heels weren't pointy when ah shove'em down yo windpipe, got it maggot?! >(
Adults Only. Audio that've been adults for two week can play. Any younger and ah'll pers'nally boot yew out. >(
Three's th'magic number. Once an Audio's bred three times, they're out. =| MIX WISELY FOO'!
Downtime. Yew gotta wait two months before yew can do the mix again.
Free Music: Gender doesn't matter when it comes ter breeding.
Free Puppies: Yew can keep or give away yer headphones. Or, if yew want us to distribute them, we'll be more than happy ter. Heh heh heh.
Makeup! If two clothed or 'cosplayer' Audio breed, the amount of leftover costume (if any at all) that gets passed down is up to th'technicians behind the breeding. Don't like it? Don't mix music. =|
Goin' Solo? Yeah, yew can own both Audio if yew wanna breed'em, except yew can only keep one pair of headphones.
Yew Must be This Old ta Enter: Gotta be around for two weeks afore yew can get yer groove on. =|
-Normal Audio Breeding Info-
SAHPRISE! Yew can get 2-5 headphones from normal breeding.
Naow Pay Up, Sukka: These costs a total of 10k, or 5k from each participant.
-Angelic/Demonic Breeding Pamphlet-
SAHPRISE! Bein' made up of special effects, these can produce 2-3 headphones with two bein' more common.
Mix it! Our tech crew worked hard so these special "angelics" and "demonics" can mix with each other, or even with normal Audio.
Apples ta Apples... An Angelic with an Angelic will produce all angelic offspring. Same with two demonics. Nao here comes the fun part... If an angelic and demonic breed, then it's either angelic OR demonic. Heck, if either one breeds with a normal, then the offspring is either angelic, demonic, or normal! 'sept there's a catch... Yew still get only 2-3 headphones. Our special effect interns have a hard enough time with jus' one. =|
Yer Bill: This service costs a total of 15k even if one of the participants is a normal Audio.
-Sucks ta be Single, huh?-Dun got a partner? Good thing we - that is, heh heh, Chris an' Ah - have started up a singles matchin' service, heh heh. Jus' fill out the paperwork, an' you'll be well on yo way to findin' Mista or Missus Right. Or Wrong, heh heh heh. Note that this'll count against one of yer three breedings, and yew have to be around fer more than two weeks, an' not have already done some of yer own beats fer two months if yew know wut ah mean. Also be sure that yer paperwork is in its own lil' post. We done? Good! *uncovers Chris' eyes'n'lowers music* Nao GIT TA WORK FILLIN OUT THE PAPERWORK. >[ Oh, right, ah almost forgot. Yew need to fill out everything in the paperwork, an' make sure each individual couple is in its own post. So if yew happen to own two pairs yew'd like to enter, put each couple in its own post. Yew can do the paperwork for three pairs and one single. One Audio per pairing, so Shorty can't shizzybang with both Scrawny and Scruffy. One or the other, or Chris might get jealous of all the attention that's not on him. neutral
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:39 pm
Heh, thought we'd let you into this little shindig easy dudes? GUESS AGAIN! Make sure to fill out -all- the paperwork. One form per pair, and one form per post. You wanna enter two pairs? -Fine-, but do it in -two posts- got it dude?Same old same old...[align=center][size=15][b][color=#339966]HEY CHRIS! PICK US![/color][/b][/size][/align]
[b]Audio #1 Name:[/b]
[b]Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact:[/b] (owner name)
[b]Photo ID:[/b] (image of Audio cert)
[b]Audio #2 Name:[/b]
[b]Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact:[/b] (owner name)
[b]Photo ID:[/b] (image of Audio cert)
[b]Seeking to breed because:[/b]
[b]I am petitioning this current breeding opportunity because:[/b]
[b]I wanna be famous because:[/b]
[b]Chris is awesome because:[/b]
[b]Flavor of Ice Cream:[/b]
[b]Sharks or Alligators:[/b]
[b]Mood:[/b]
[b]VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit?[/b] AWEEEEESOME SINGLE SHUFFLE![align=center][size=15][b][color=#339966]SIGN ME UP, MCLEAN![/color][/b][/size][/align]
[b]Photo ID:[/b] (Audio cert!)
[b]Primary caretaker:[/b] (username)
[b]Seeking:[/b]
[b]Do Not Want:[/b]
[b]Wanna mix music because:[/b]
[b]Witnessed Chef's safe music mixing presentation:[/b] Y/N
[b]Didn't see Chef's safe music mixing presentation because:[/b]
[b]Only here because:[/b]
[b]HEY MISTER DJ turn the music up:[/b] Y/N
[b]VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit?[/b]
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 5:40 pm
Cozy Couples Competing Competition Contest:
Chris McLean (Demy Stardust) & Chef Hachet (Marushii) Just... wut man. Help us dudes!
Lydia (TrinityCowgirl) & Judas (Chobi_Chocobo)
Ruusan (Ithiltari ) & Kirr (Prolixity)
Caerul (Prolixity) & Ai (Abishai Sarihe)
Xigbar (Amon Larethian) & Xemnas (Amon Larethian)
Cain (Kaitaia) & Eternity (Demy-Stardust)
Aurianna (Lady Aria Starstone) & Clipper (Sinbari)
Huo (TrinityCowboy) & Palkia (Huni Pi)
Brilliant Place (Lanthiriel) & Zelgadis Greywords (Lanthiriel)
Namine (Lanthiriel) & Seifer (Demy-Stardust)
Tarz (demon_pachabel) & Amisi ( x_Nata_x )
Tanaka (Amon Larethian) & Rorschach (endejester)
Jamil (leon_a_darkangel) & Miela (Kaitaia)
Kain (Fea Line) & Ceres (Kira of Flames)
Friederike (WyvernScale) & Skenfrith (WyvernScale)
Paine (Skye Starrfyre) & Vexen (Lanthriel)
Davin (icy baby black and blues) & Cadance (icy baby black and blues)
Caeth (Skye Starrfyre) & Amadeus (Graphophobia)
Laharl (Moochi Love) & Charlagmagne (Natty-Chan)
Royal (GrnGriff) & PikaPi (Wynthre IceBlade)
Keitei (purrasha) & Shadow Lugia (Caneton)
Dunn ( x_Nata_x ) & Amethyst (Prolixity)
Zakiyah (tefla) & Laisrén (tefla)
Serenity (Astro Zombies`) & Melitz (Lady Aria Starstone)
Moltres (Lady Aria Starstone) & Stratus (Astro Zombies`)
Reverie (GrnGriff) & Rae (GrnGriff)
L (Kishara) & Yagami Light (RavenFyre)
Picasso (elven_princess001) & Laine (icy baby black and blues)
Tyson (Astro Zombies) & Tavares (Natty-Chan)
Haze (RavenFyre) & Pip (Amirynth)
Lyath (WindRiderNaya) & Ukiah (Kaitaia)
Singles Seeking Singles Shuffle Shindig:
Marcus (Corrupted Fate)
Gilbert (0-Ookami Kokoro-0)
Ren (GrnGriff)
Eli (Tygress Dream)
Necco (timeerkat)
Tanais (icy baby black and blues)
Cove (Kaitaia)
Poocheyna (forgothisnamesorry) (WindRiderNaya)
Rylii (Prolixity)
Azra (G a b y)
Glameow (forgotthisone'snametoosorry!) (Naotsuki)
Nova (Lenore Roseblood)
Carmel (Huni Pi)
Falkner (Ryugen)
Abe (Lanthiriel)
Fiend (Demy-Stardust)
Brigette (leon_a_darkangel)
Theodore (Kikuhito_chan)
Tank (Skuntank) (Fea Line)
Hadaly (WyvernScale)
Ozie (Shicala) (needstopickoneortheother)
Sundae (Three Tailed Fox) (Let me know if I got the name right?)
Frost (Natty-Chan)
Xatu (Lady Aria Starstone)
Kumi (purrasha)
Su-mi (Aqua Drageen)
Hitsugaya Toushirou (RavenFyre)
Tei (Kishara)
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:26 pm
*EVIL SNICKER OF HER OWN* HEY CHRIS! PICK US!
((OH THE IRONY 8D)) Audio #1 Name: Chris McLean (not that'd he be on top of this relationship or anything, we just let him think he is). Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Demy-Stardust Photo ID:  Audio #2 Name: Chef Hatchet Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Marushii Photo ID:  Seeking to breed because: I'm not sure they're really seeking ehehehehe! I am petitioning this current breeding opportunity because: To scar the masses! I wanna be famous because: ...All the characters I play are? *facedesk* Chris is awesome because: He's Chris. He needs no reason besides that. Flavor of Ice Cream: Cookies and cream >0> Sharks or Alligators: SHARKS. Preferably with frikkin lasers attached to their frikkin heads. Mood: Apathetic (I must be emo!) VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? I think he put it on for a certain special Audio in his life ;DDD Chris: ..WHAT THE HECK DUDE?!?!*radiates innocence* You're an example so the other lessawesomethanyou people can get it right? Chris: ....r-riiight....*goes to hide behind Chef-man*
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 7:46 pm
I... uh...
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Yeah man, ah have no words. neutral
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:09 pm
HEY CHRIS! PICK US!
Audio #1 Name: Lydia
Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: TrinityCowgirl
Photo ID: 
Audio #2 Name: Judas
Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Chobi_Chocobo
Photo ID: 
Seeking to breed because: I like 'phones. 8D PLUS UH.. ...Why not? ;; IDK IT'S FUN LEAVE ME ALOOOOOOOOOOONE.
I am petitioning this current breeding opportunity because: S-someone has to stop Chef/Chris offspring.. AND THEY'RE A PRETTY PAIR, COME ON. The wiiiiiings. The spoooooooooots. You can't resist~
I wanna be famous because: I CAN DO THIS. -one-handed handstand-
Chris is awesome because: HE'S NOT. LAKGJHSJGHJSGHJ. GDI CHRIS, EVEN IN A BREEDING REQUEST, YOU'VE GOT AN EGO!? I FEEL SORRY FOR -ANY- AUDIO THAT HAS TO PUT UP WITH YOU.
Flavor of Ice Cream: 83 Half-Baked.
Sharks or Alligators: Beavers. D:< DUH ...W-wait, that's not an option? ...ALLIGATORS. Just because they've nommed the campers twice, and I crack up EVERY TIME.
Mood: ANGST, ANGST, ANGST.
VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? I-it's nice...?
...Please tell me he's not busting that out at camp.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:24 pm
SIGN ME UP, MCLEAN! Photo ID:  Primary caretaker: Corrupted Fate Seeking: Female, male, I'm up for anything 8D Do Not Want: Actually, I ain't overly picky. BRING EM ON! =D Wanna mix music because: Well, I've been on the singles market since I first came to be, so...my heart's become really lonely. D: Witnessed Chef's safe music mixing presentation: Yes, and FYI, nightmares are not fun. Didn't see Chef's safe music mixing presentation because: OHISAWIT. ;~; Only here because: Someone jammed one of these in my letterbox...in fact, someone jammed THOUSANDS. I get the hint. >> No, I'm kidding, I'm here to find someone to love.... HEY MISTER DJ turn the music up: Yeah! =D Ones and twos, isn't it? VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? I envy whoever caught Chef's eye to begin with, cause that is one killer outfit.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:27 pm
HEY CHRIS! PICK US! Audio #1 Name: Ruusan Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Ithiltari Photo ID:  Audio #2 Name: Kirr Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Prolixity Photo ID: Seeking to breed because: He's my sooouuulllmate! ... Or it's just a fling. Yeah. I am petitioning this current breeding opportunity because: I have this morbid curiosity as to what might happen. I wanna be famous because: *flex* *pose* *flex* Chris is awesome because: He is a snarky b*****d. I can go for that. Flavor of Ice Cream: Cherry Garcia~ Sharks or Alligators: SHARKS, of course. Mood: emotion_awesome VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? Needs more lace! I could fix that right up for you~
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 8:38 pm
SIGN ME UP, MCLEAN! Photo ID:  Primary caretaker: 0-Ookami Kokoro-0 Seeking:Male or Female Do Not Want:Hm, anything is cool with me except clothing edits Wanna mix music because:Whoa wait, MIXING!? Well...a kid'd be nice.... Witnessed Chef's safe music mixing presentation: Y Didn't see Chef's safe music mixing presentation because:I watched it. Only here because:I really am interested in meeting somebody Private HEY MISTER DJ turn the music up: Y VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit?Love the colors, it's a rather pretty dress ;3
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:00 pm
HEY CHRIS! PICK US! Audio #1 Name: Caerul Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Prolixity Photo ID: Audio #2 Name: Ai Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Abishai Sarihe Photo ID:Seeking to breed because: And wuve..... twue wuve, wiww fowwow you fowevah-- So tweasuwe youw wove ... I am petitioning this current breeding opportunity because:I wanna be famous because: My butt is fabulous. Chris is awesome because: The hair, man. The HAIR. Flavor of Ice Cream: American Pie Sharks or Alligators: Alligators, nom nom nom. Mood: o3o VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? Stunning. It defies description.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:08 pm
SIGN ME UP, MCLEAN! Photo ID:  Primary caretaker: GrnGriffSeeking: Punch and pie Someone lovely to mix music with. Do Not Want: To have missed the pie Not picky. Blind date, ftw! Wanna mix music because: Well, beca- Wait. What? O.o Is that what this is for? He's sexy and would possibly have sexy babies. And Chris and Chef running a breeding is interesting... Witnessed Chef's safe music mixing presentation: No. Not really.Didn't see Chef's safe music mixing presentation because: I closed my eyes in fear of what I might witness. But I heard it...Only here because: Was told there would be punch and pie. HEY MISTER DJ turn the music up: Y? VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? Um…it’s flattering. And rather red.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:09 pm
SIGN ME UP, MCLEAN! Photo ID:  Primary caretaker: Tygress Dream Seeking: Knowledge! oh wait that's not what you meant is it? Its all good biggrin Do Not Want: scarey people Wanna mix music because: It sounds like fun! Witnessed Chef's safe music mixing presentation: Yeps Didn't see Chef's safe music mixing presentation because: but I thought I did? Only here because: well it seemed the place to be? HEY MISTER DJ turn the music up: Yeeeeeaaahhhh VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? Awesome! Can I borrow it sometime?
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:24 pm
HEY CHRIS! PICK US! Audio #1 Name: Xigbar Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Amon Larethian Photo ID: Audio #2 Name: Xemnas Gaian Phone Number/Private Message Contact: Amon Larethian Photo ID: Seeking to breed because: someone had a little too much to drink I am petitioning this current breeding opportunity because: clearly I have a death wish I wanna be famous because: for hot a** and lots of money, duh Chris is awesome because: he paid the moose to say so Flavor of Ice Cream: ben & jerry's cinnamon roll Sharks or Alligators: sharks, BIG ******** SHARKS WITH LAZ3RS!! Mood: (< VIEWER POLL! What do you think of Chef Hatchet's outfit? I don't even want to know where that loli has been.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:26 pm
sign me up, mclean! photo id: 
primary caretaker: timeerkat
seeking: long walks on the beach, discussing the poetry of robert frost while sipping sparking cider and eating chocolate-covered strawberries.
do not want: *shrugs* not really picky. hopefully something non-eye-raepy, but with necco's colors this may not be able to be avoided.
wanna mix music because: he symbolizes part of valentines day, the loving-est holiday of all
witnessed chef's safe music mixing presentation: unfortunately, yes
didn't see chef's safe music mixing presentation because: n/a
only here because: it was the only place to do singles breeding
hey mister dj turn the music up: i wanna boogie woogie!
viewer poll! what do you think of chef hatchet's outfit? *i* adore it. necco is bemused. and ozzie...
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