PETITION THE GODS....

[Philo_Clio]

Aphrodite: sure but youll smell horrific for the rest of you life, and after that... cause well, youll be dead....

Eris, make something fun but non lethal happen please, i mean you could like kill my family or whatever but i wanna be around to watch...  

[bebibebi]

Eris: sure, YOU die!! rofl
Athena, I've got an upcoming competition, can you lend me some intelligence? Without anything bad happening to me and my loved ones? <===unfair. twisted  

[kiwisbabydoll]

Athena: i'll lend u some intellegence for ur competition, but afterwords, you'll be dumb for the rest of ur life.

My request: Poseidon, can u lend me a dolphin, so i can cross the sea quickly?  

[coffeebeancloud]

And After, you can be dropped in the middle of the ocean!

Hestia, can we have at least a good father's day this time?  

[Philo_Clio]

Hestia: Sure! but only this one; and if you thought the ones before where bad; these are going to be alot worst!

Orphesus, please teach Eris the meaning of the words 'non-lethal.'  

[The White Dagger]

orphesus: no prob but hes going to eat your eyes for it.

My request: Zeus can i have your lighting bolt to inciterate people  

[-x-Mini-Cakes-x-]

Zeus: Yes, but it will only incinerate your loved ones.

Nyx, could you make the nights longer in summer?  

[Philo_Clio]

Nyx: sure, but Herma will make every day hotter than the centre of the earth.

Athena can you tell me if i did well in my greek mythology exam?  

[bebibebi]

athena: sure, but I change your score to an F. twisted

Demeter: can you make the philippines have all four seasons? :3  

[kiwisbabydoll]

sure, but then the country will be economically unstable due to the inclimate weather that their experiencing.

hey ares, can you wage war against my enemies for me?  

[Teenage Hades]

ARES: sure but i make it a loosing war so you die slowly

hephaetus (i hope i spelled that right) could you make me a machine that allows me to take over the world?  

[Philo_Clio]

hepheatus: yes, but youll only rule for a day before the people revolt and chop your head off... with another machine called a guilotine.

hermes make my trip home with my family lots of fun please!  

[-x-Mini-Cakes-x-]

Hermes: Yes, but the rest of your life will be dull and lifeless.

Poseidon, could you take care of the oil in the Gulf Coast?  

[Teenage Hades]

poseidon: sure but i fill your house/family houses, with it.

hepheatus, could you please make it so i can light myself on fire without it burning my.  

[Philo_Clio]

Hepheatus: sure but you might want hestia for that, she deals more with fire itself than i. but anyways the flames wouldnt burn you, but a massive roack while magical appear in the sky and fall on you; crushing you to slime. ( 'hows that for divine powers?!?!?' )

Hermes i changed my mind, cancel my last wish please! (did i mention your awesome....?)