My day:
Me: *placeing security stickers on batteries* How the hell are these stickers saposed to stop people from stealing these.
My boss: I don't know.
Me: Wanna hear what the cat did this weekend?
Boss: Sure... *worried look*
Me: Ok, there we were watching movies. The cat (a long haired cat) walks out into the liveingroom with something draging behind him.
Me then: HOLY DINGLE BERRIES BATMAN!
Amanda: What?
(I flick on the light, the cat is draging a full sized turd behind him attached to a long hair attached to his rear. We all laugh and freak out.)
Me: And there was a drag mark from the litter box to the door from the turd.
My boss: ............ (Starts laughing)
Aside from that we talked about Doctor Who all day while placeing stupid stickers on stuff people most offten shoplift.