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  i do and will share them
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  pfft your wacky laws can never control me
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chessiejo

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:15 am


do you have some wacky laws of which you have become aware?

please share them here!

i just discovered a few from Canada, in the Amazing mature Gaians guild, so here they are:

Quirky Canadian Laws

Canada-wide
-You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
-Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
-It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

Alberta

Provincial Laws

-Businesses must provide rails for tying up horses.
-Wooden logs may not be painted.
-It is illegal to set fire to the wooden leg of a wooden legged man
-You cannot use dice to play crapps
-Wooden Logs may not be painted

City Laws

-Calgary - If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.
-Edmonton - Horses are not allowed to stand on the streets for more than 20 minutes.

British Columbia

Provincial Laws

-It is illegal to kill a Sasquatch.

City Laws

-Victoria - Street entertainers aren't allowed to give kids balloon animals.

New Brunswick

Provincial Laws

* Driving on the roads is not allowed.

Nova Scotia Provincial Laws

-When raining, a person may not water his/her lawn.

Ontario

City Laws

-Etobicoke - Bylaw states that no more than 3.5 inches of water is allowed in a bathtub.
-Oshawa - It's illegal to climb trees.
-Ottawa - It's illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
-Toronto - You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.
-Toronto - You're not allowed to release 10 or more helium balloons within 24 hours.

Quebec

Provincial Laws

-It's illegal for margarine to be the same colour as butter.
- You are not allowed to turn right at a red light at anytime

City Laws

-Montreal - The Queen Elizabeth Hotel must feed your horse freely when you rent a room.
-Montreal - Cars parked in public places must be locked, and their windows must be down to less than the width of a hand.
- Montreal - You cannot wash your car on the street
- Montreal - You cannot park your car and block your own driveway

- Quebec City - You may not swear in French.
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 10:29 am


Some idiotic New York laws...

IdiotLaws.com

Water Bottlers Must Have Special Labels

No pissing on the pigeons allowed.

Calling your son a “f*****t” or “queer” is illegal

Bathing suit required to bathe within city limits

Stripping in a car is illegal

Swimming and eating is prohibited

Man boobs are illegal

Eating chestnuts and walking backwards on the sidewalk is illegal

Eating ice cream while waiting for a bus is illegal

Men cannot go outside with mismatched color pants and jacket

Divorce cannot happen unless couple agrees to irreconcilable differences

Flirting could lead to a $25 fine

Topless women aren’t allowed to go in public for business purposes


I've heard the ones about Divorce, flirting, topless women, and mismatched men's clothing before. Also heard that the maximum penalty for attempted suicide is death, but I don't know how true that is.

Lord TinDragon


univers-m

PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:04 pm


-Victoria - Street entertainers aren't allowed to give kids balloon animals.

That one is just mean. ) :

-Ottawa - It's illegal to eat ice-cream on Bank Street on a Sunday.
-Toronto - You can't drag a dead horse down Yonge St. on a Sunday.

I don't understand the laws that are extremely specific, even to the day of the week? Why? >>;


Also, illegal man boobs? What are the consequences... D:
PostPosted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 3:03 pm


Immediate removal of the offending lumps.

Crono725


beaulolais

PostPosted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 9:44 am


the Law is an Ass1!
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