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 Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:46 pm
YOUR CHARACTERS, MY CHARACTERS, HIS HERS AND THEIR CHARACTERS! EVEN STEVE'S CHARACTERS. Gr, Steve. . .
You got it! That's what this Sticky is about!
It's kind of a little get-to-know-each-other but for your OCs!
Which is vital because character memes are SO MUCH FUN.
This is also for Character's profiles, help creating characters or if you're stuck on something, get a little inspired! ♥
HERE'S HOW TO DO IT!
Step one: Cut a hole in the box
1. Post all of your profiles in ONE post, if you can, edit to add more.
2. Do as many memes with as many characters as you like, invite others if you like!
3. Any character works! Even those you haven't RP'd or LARP'd with yet! Introduce us to them!
4. You can do it your way, but don't go ahead and get crazy.
5. Who gives a monkeyshit about profanity, ********. ???
7. Profit.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:47 pm
Memes/Quizzes up for grabs:
#1
1. Choose a few of your own characters.
2. Make them answer the following questions.
How old are you?
What's your height?
What are you, race and/or creacher wise?
OK, a little more about you… Hair/eye colours? Leftie or rightie?
Do you have any bad habits?
Are you a virgin?
Who's your mate/spouse?
Do you have any kids?
What's your favourite food?
What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Have you killed anyone?
Do you hate anyone?
Have any secrets?
Do you love anyone?
What is your job?
Boy or girl?
What do you do to relax?
Any ambitions for the future?
Describe your own personality - be honest!
What were you like as a child?
Who is your best friend?
Last question… What do you have to say now you’ve finished this quiz?
This one's for you to answer!
Unless you want to change up the wording and ask them directly!
You're more than welcome to!
1. What is your character's name?
2. What is your character's name in another language?
3. How old is he/she?
4. What is your character's race/species?
5. Do they have a crush?
6. Do they have many friends?
7. What planet is your character from?
8. Does your character like to eat?
9. What's his/her favourite food?
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
11. Is your character annoying?
13. Is your character loved?
14. Is your character hated?
15. Is she/he emo/goth?
16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
17. Is she/he a virgin?
18. Name 3 hobbies...
19. Is your character normal?
20. Is your character attractive?
21. How does your character handle emotions?
22. Does your character have other forms?
23. Does your character overreact?
24. Is your character a criminal?
25. Does your character go to school?
26. What's his/her IQ?
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
28. Is your character dead?
29. Does your character have a family?
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
33. Is your character single?
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
35. Does he/she have an element?
36. Do you role-play your character?
37. Do you write about your character?
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
39. Does your character get depressed
40. What's your characters favourite animal?
41. Does your character have any fears?
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
44. Does your character like music?
45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
46. Is he/she impatient?
47. What's something funny about your character?
48. Name 5 nicknames
49. Does your character curse?
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
1) Choose characters.
2) Make them answer the following questions.
3) Feel free to add some questions of your own.
1) What gender are you?
2) What is your age?
3) Do you want a hug?
4) Do you have any bad habits?
5) What is your favorite food?
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
7) Are you a virgin?
8 ) Have you killed anyone?
9) Do you hate anyone?
10) Do you have any secrets?
11) What is your favorite season?
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
13) What are your hobbies?
14) What is your favorite drink?
15) When is your birthday?
16) What age did you die?
17) Are you nice or mean?
18 ) Are you social or shy?
19) What do you think of your parents?
20) What's your weakness?
21) How long can you stay under water?
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
23) Do you love someone?
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
26) Ever worn a dress?
27) Willingly?
28 ) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
29) At night?
30) Ever kissed anyone?
31) ...Of the same gender?
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
34) Anyone loves you?
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
36) When was the last time you cried?
37) Do you have a pet?
38 ) What did you name your pet?
39) Are you crazy?
40) What are you?
41) What's your nickname?
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
44) Favorite movie?
45) What is your current occupation?
1. Choose three or more of your OCs.
2. Answer the questions.
OCs chosen:
1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?
4. Height and weight?
5. Sexual orientation?
6. IQ?
7. Bra size?
8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’
11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
13. When was the last time you threw up?
14. Have any mental illnesses?
15. What is your biggest phobia?
16. Do you crossdress often?
17. Have any addictions?
18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?
20. Are the men in white coats after you?
21. Do you snore?
22. Are you drooling right now?
23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?
24. When was the last time you used the toilet?
25. Have you ever kissed a girl?
26. Did you like it?
27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?
29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?
DETAILED CHARACTER PROFILE
[from: www.writerswrite.com/journal/jun98/lazy2.htm ]
Basic Statistics
Name:
Age:
Nationality:
Socioeconomic Level as a child:
Socioeconomic Level as an adult:
Hometown:
Current Residence:
Occupation:
Income:
Talents/Skills:
Salary:
Birth order:
Siblings (describe relationship):
Spouse (describe relationship):
Children (describe relationship):
Grandparents (describe relationship):
Grandchildren (describe relationship):
Significant Others (describe relationship):
Relationship skills:
Physical Characteristics:
Height:
Weight:
Race:
Eye Color:
Hair Color:
Glasses or contact lenses?
Skin color:
Shape of Face:
Distinguishing features:
How does he/she dress?
Mannerisms:
Habits: (smoking, drinking etc.)
Health:
Hobbies:
Favorite Sayings:
Speech patterns:
Disabilities:
Style (Elegant, shabby etc.):
Greatest flaw:
Best quality:
Intellectual/Mental/Personality Attributes and Attitudes
Educational Background:
Intelligence Level:
Any Mental Illnesses?
Learning Experiences:
Character's short-term goals in life:
Character's long-term goals in life:
How does Character see himself/herself?
How does Character believe he/she is perceived by others?
How self-confident is the character?
Does the character seem ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof?
What would most embarass this character?
Emotional Characteristics
Strengths/Weaknesses:
Introvert or Extrovert?
How does the character deal with anger?
With sadness?
With conflict?
With change?
With loss?
What does the character want out of life?
What would the character like to change in his/her life?
What motivates this character?
What frightens this character?
What makes this character happy?
Is the character judgmental of others?
Is the character generous or stingy?
Is the character generally polite or rude?
Spiritual Characteristics
Does the character believe in God?
What are the character's spiritual beliefs?
Is religion or spirituality a part of this character's life?
If so, what role does it play?
How the Character is Involved in the Story
Character's role in the [RP] (main character? hero? heroine? Romantic interest? etc.):
Scene where character first appears:
Relationships with other characters:
1. Character's Name: -- (Describe relationship with this character and changes to relationship over the course of the [RP]).
2. Character's Name: -- (Describe relationship with this character and changes to relationship over the course of the [RP]).
3. Character's Name: -- (Describe relationship with this character and changes to relationship over the course of the [RP]).
4. Character's Name: -- (Describe relationship with this character and changes to relationship over the course of the [RP]).
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 9:06 pm
1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Moshono: It's been a while! Alright, I'm Moshono Uichagii. Sexy, naughty, bitchy. You know it. Heeeey, is that my old Tranny-robo cop friend?
82: Someone please kill me.
Moshono: He's 82 and he's a transvestite Robot!
Leila: -eye roll- Lovely.
Banshee: That's nice?
82: Alright, let's move on to the introductions then? I'm 82. Yeah.
Leila: Right, Leila. Sanfang. That was a mistake.
Banshee: Ok? I'm Banshee McElligot. And I'm hoping this will be, um, exciting?
2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
Moshono: -Laughs like a maniac-
82: Unfortunately, I met that ******** in another one of these sessions.
Leila: I don't know any of these people. Probably'll stay that way too.
Banshee: I'm alone here.
3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?
Moshono: TRNSVESTITE TERMINATOR!
82: SHUT UP!
Leila: I don't get it. Do you, Banjo?
Banshee: That is definitely not my name.
Leila: Whatever. I'm twenty.
Banshee: I'm sixteen.
Moshono: I'm 82 and I'm a tranny!
82: I'm Moshono and I don't know how to SHUT THE ******** UP!
4. Height and weight?
Leila: b***h.
Banshee: Tall and awkward.
Moshono: Tall and sexy.
82: Tall and pissed off!
5. Sexual orientation?
Leila: I have a husband. Though slightly against my will. Still, I'm straight.
Banshee: Yeah, me too. No husband or any strange story. But I'm straight.
82: -slaps hand over Moshono's mouth- I'm straight. Am and always have been a male and like women!
Moshono: -licks-
82: Fail. That side's robotic.
Moshono: Mmmmmppphhhh!!
6. IQ?
82: Over 140. It's a computer chip. -knocks on head-
Moshono: -escaped from 82- I hear Frank-N-Furter has the same IQ!
82: Must. Not. Kill.
Moshono: I'm sure you can set your phaser to stun, right?
Leila: They'd be amusing if one of them punched the other.
And I'm smart, ********: -Smiles- As I always saw it, unintelligent individuals cover up their lack of knowledge and vocabulary by swearing often and speaking loudly.
Leila, Moshono and 82: ******** OFF!!!
7. Bra size?
Moshono: Aaaand we pass the floor to 82!
82: -head/nearestattainableobject-
Leila: 34D, Jealous.
Banshee: Not really. I have inner beauty.
Leila: That's cute. I thought only fat and ugly women had that.
Banshee: Then you must be gorgeous on the inside.
Moshono: Hoho! b***h got you!
Leila: Mind your own damned business you loud-mouthed pre-pubescant t**t!
82: Tell him off some more!
8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
Leila: Two.
Moshono: One.
82: I'm equipped with over thirty destructive devices including, but not limited to: blades, guns, bombs and a self-destruct sequence if necessary.
Leila and Moshono: -slowly scoot chairs away-
Banshee: Sweet! Are your engineers top notch? Because I'm thinking there's a way to fit more on you.
82: Do you have a douchebag repellent? Because I'd really appreciate never seeing Moshono again.
Banshee: Unfortunately, no. We're limited to the phsical. But I'd like to take a look at your blueprints.
Leila: -whistles- I think nerdo just asked you on a date!
Moshono: -Laughs and high-fives Leila-
Banshee: -turns red and angry and looks away-
9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Moshono: Nope. Not currently.
Banshee: Why? Where are the cops?
82: Eh heh heh heh. Of course not. Crimes are. . . illegal. . .
Leila: -shrugs- My husband is, but hardly They can't do anything about him.
10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’
Moshono: Tranny bot? When someone pops your cherry do you spring an oil leak.
Leila: Ooh, good question.
82: You know, Moshono, if you're so ******** into transvestites, why don't you pay your mom for a round?
Moshono: THE "YOUR MOM" JOKES ARE BACK! YAY!
Banshee: Is anyone even paying attention to the questions anymore?
Leila: ******** 'em!
82: Nah, I think we should answer them. Otherwise Moshono's back to the Masturbation Station.
Moshono: That reminds me! I got you some porn, dude! -pulls out rolled up magazine and hands it over-
82: ******** you! This is Popular Electronics!
Leila: -laughs hysterically-
Banshee: You two are so mean!
Moshono: I can't ******** help myself! He's an easy target!
82: Not unlike your mom.
Me: Y'ALL! ANSWER THE ******** QUESTIONS OR I'LL HARPOON YOU ********: O-O Kay. . .
Moshono: No. I'm no virgin.
82: No, but I am frightened like one in Michael Jackson's house. s**t! Too soon?
Banshee: I am, actually. Shocking, right?
Leila: No, I could see it. Anyhow, I'm not a virgin. I'm a mother.
Banshee: God, I pity your children.
Leila: God I pity your SHUT THE ******** UP!
82: We'd better behave, I don't think anyone in here wants to be punctured by a giant metal rod. Except of course Moshono's a*****e.
Leila: Ahahahaha!
11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
Leila: Sue Joe said that was normal!
Banshee: I bet. And no, I don't.
Moshono: No, but I bet 82 often fantasizes about other genderless appliances.
82: UUUGGHHH!
12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
Banshee: I told you how I feel about swearing.
Leila: Yeah yeah yeah. The best one is totally "c**t," because it makes people uncomfotable and it's mean.
82: ********. Ironically, it is Moshono's mother's favorite hobby.
Moshono: Yer killin' me dude. Recently I've found that I like to say "Bleedin'" like they say in the UK! xD It's funny. "Get off that bleedin' cow, Sammy!"
Banshee: He might be mildly retarded.
82: THAT is an understatement.
13. When was the last time you threw up?
Banshee: I can guess Leila's was after lunch?
82: Ahahaha. . . there's nothing funny about eating disorders. . . heh heh.
Moshono: I threw up when I thought about knowing a Transexual robot!
82: You know C3-PO!?
Moshono: You win this round my half-metal accompliss. You do.
Leila: NO! Actually, the last time I threw up was morning sickness.
14. Have any mental illnesses?
Leila: No but I know a few who do. . .
82: Well, I can certainly answer that anyone that agreed to this sort of torture would have to have some sort of defect.
Banshee: In my defense, I had no idea what kind of torture lay ahead when I agreed.
Moshono: 82 has a gender malfuction, but maybe Data can help.
Banshee: How would any sort of data be able to fix a psycologicl deficiency?
82: It's a pop culture reference, kid.
Banshee: Oh. . .
15. What is your biggest phobia?
Moshono: 82's is being sure of his gender.
82: Moshono's is closing his mouth.
Moshono: True. I do fear if I stop talking too long I'll forget to breathe.
Leila: I wasn't afraid of anything. . . then I had a baby. . .
Banshee: And you, what, feared it would turn into you?
Leila: I'm sorry that you're jealous because you're going to die alone, but you'll have to accept it eventually.
Banshee: I suppose we can all accept our faults. Like, eventually you'll come to terms with the fact that your husband likes you only for your looks. And they'll be gone soon.
Leila: -shrugs- That's fine. I only like him for his money.
16. Do you crossdress often?
Moshono: I don't think I need to make the joke now. 82. Tranny. Yeeeah.
82: No. I don't. EVER.
Leila: -shrugs- I don't think it counts as crossdressing to wear men's shirts.
Banshee: Nope. Just whoring.
Leila: What about you? Do you purposely dress like a paperboy?
Banshee: No. Just not a slut.
17. Have any addictions?
82: Moshono's addicted to robot transvestites I think.
Moshono: It's tough. But I think I can one day overcome my addiction.
82: It'd take a lot of v****a for that.
Banshee: -eyeroll- men.
Leila: An addiction to men isn't that bad.
Banshee: I guess not when you're a prostitute.
Leila: You're a prostitute?
Banshee: I meant you. I'm a virgin.
Leila: Aaaand now we know why.
18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Moshono: I died on the inside when 82 started with the "Your mom" jokes.
82: I do believe I was nearly dead when they turned me into this, but I can't remember a damned thing before I became a cyborg.
Moshono: It's all on tape. I believe it's a movie now, it's called "PeeWee's Big Adventure."
Leila: That'd be funny if that wasn't Tim Burton's best work. Ever.
Moshono: Hahaha! I couldn't agree more!
Banshee: I don't understand your humor.
82: It's alright. I've never really got him either.
19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?
Banshee: The men in white coats?
Leila: They made her forget about it. And, no. But they should be coming for my husband any day now.
Moshono: CRAZY ROBOT HERE! COME GET 'IM, BOYS!
82: I believe they coem for crazy people.
Leila: They sound as slutty as this "Moshono's Mom."
Moshono: Y'ALL ARE KILLIN ME!
20. Are the men in white coats after you?
Leila: Whats' with this question?
Moshono: Are the men in white after YOU?
82: I'll bet they're after Moshono.
Banshee: Who are these men!?
21. Do you snore?
Leila: Gross.
Moshono: I stayed up all night once to prove I don't snore!
82: I bet you did, a*****e.
Banshee: Not that I know of. . .
22. Are you drooling right now?
82: Did anyone else notice we answered the last question like human beings?
Moshono: Thumbs up for improvement!
Leila: Are we evolving?
Banshee: We messed that up, none of us answered this one. . .
23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?
Moshono: Not 82.
82: Not Moshono.
Banshee: That's just mean? Oh wait, nevermind, these people are my options. I guess 82 then.
Leila: Gee, that's nice. I'd keep the blonde kid. He says funny things sometimes.
24. When was the last time you used the toilet?
Moshono: OH JESUS! 82! Do you have a built-in piss pot like the astronauts!?
82: No, Moshono. I do not, in fact, piss in my machinery. I use the bathroom like anyone else.
Leila: I gotta go when this thing is over. . .
Banshee: I went before I got here.
25. Have you ever kissed a girl?
Leila: And I liked it.
Moshono: It's a regular thing for me.
82: Yeah.
Banshee: No. How come I'm always alone in this room?
26. Did you like it?
Leila: I said that. . . -annoyedface-
Banshee: I didn't. . .?
Moshono: I always do.
82: Yeah.
27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
Leila: Nah. I stopped that years ago. Useless little ********. They don't buy me material things.
Moshono: She's funny. And no. They don't exist since the therapist days of eighth grade. . .
Banshee: You two are strange.
82: I have a computerized voice which I ignore.
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?
Banshee: Yeah. I'm different.
Moshono: Nah. But I'm sorry to hear that, nerdo.
Banshee: Well, that's helpful.
82: He's a great guy, right?
Leila: I was made fun of when I was really little probably for something stupid, but whatever.
Moshono: A real stain on heer life, as you can see.
29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
Leila: Can I go pee now?
Moshono: Domo Arigato, Mr. Gaybot-o! Domo. Homo.
82: I wish something really big would just fly in and hit him in the face.
Banshee: I don't like violence.
Leila: I'll hit him for five bucks.
Mosho: Oh go pee!
30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?
Leila: Yeah, right. See you guys later, I'm pottying.
Moshono: Yeah, I'm going home. Nice seeing you again Trannybot. Later!
Banshee: I'm out of here. Nice meeting you, 82. That's about it.
82: Remind me never to come back to one of these things, as Moshono is ALWAYS here!
Banshee: Noted. You wanna go get some coffee or something?
82: -shrug- Sure.
-end-
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 7:59 am
Real quick Profile for Pierre! =D
1. What is your character's name?
Pierre
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Peter
3. How old is he/she?
23
4. What is your character's race/species?
Human
5. Do they have a crush?
No, he has a husband.
6. Do they have many friends?
Sure?
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth, strangely.
8. Does your character like to eat?
Not a lot.
9. What's his/her favourite food?
Anything that goes with wine.
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Wine, specifically red.
11. Is your character annoying?
I wouldn't think so.
13. Is your character loved?
Very much so. If we mean in terms of by anyone, rather than everybody.
14. Is your character hated?
Probably by someone. But most police officers are.
15. Is she/he emo/goth?
No.
16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Pansexual? It's rather ambiguous. Probably Bisexual. In the long run though, Gay.
17. Is she/he a virgin?
I lol'd.
18. Name 3 hobbies...
Sex. That covers all three right? Nah, reaading and tv as well.
19. Is your character normal?
Not by ANYONE's standards.
20. Is your character attractive?
I'd think so.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Usually by cutting something.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Nope. Just sadistic French man.
23. Does your character overreact?
Not really.
24. Is your character a criminal?
No, just strange. Sadism isn't a crime when the other person's alright with it.
25. Does your character go to school?
Nope.
26. What's his/her IQ?
120
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Nope.
28. Is your character dead?
HE'S DEAD JIM! No. He's still alive.
29. Does your character have a family?
Yep, all of them are still kicking too.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
Not this life.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Probably now. Nothing's bad about.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I don't have any sadistic French friends, sorry. :l
33. Is your character single?
Nope.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
He's married.
35. Does he/she have an element?
Horny?
36. Do you role-play your character?
You bet.
37. Do you write about your character?
Sometimes.
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Quite.
39. Does your character get depressed?
No. And he's also not a vmipre or a "goffik" kid who listens to MCR and cuts himself. Sorry.
40. What's your characters favourite animal?
His husband. xD
41. Does your character have any fears?
Probably, but the rest of the world would never know about them.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Not that I know of.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Maybe his parents, but not for much.
44. Does your character like music?
Sure. Who doesn't?
45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
French music. Probably pop and electronica dance, maybe rock.
46. Is he/she impatient?
Sometimes.
47. What's something funny about your character?
Besides is accent? Zhang and him get along over blood and gore.
48. Name 5 nicknames.
Blondie.
Frenchie.
IDK, He doesn't really have five.
49. Does your character curse?
Occasionally. Not as much as me of course.
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
I don't know, he fell asleep a half hour ago.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 11:44 am
1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Aidan: Oh god.
Zhang: Well fancy that, Aidan, how are you?
Nick:. . . Um. . . Yeah hi I'm Nick, ruller of the underworld
Aidan: Some one save me
Zhang: -hugs Aidan- Aw don't be silly now. This one here is Aidan, he is a gay straipper, and as for me I'm Zhang, the bestest most evil crime lord around. -smiles-
Aidan: I'M A COP NOW!
2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
Nick: No
Aidan:-struggling to free himself from Zhang-
Zhang: Oh yes. I know Aidan, we are best friends. He is also a pupet of mine.
Aidan: some one be merciful and get him off.
Nick: Ooo tell me more of your evilness Zhang.
3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?
Zhang: I'm only 33, and Aidan is 23
Aidan: STOP ANSWERING MY QUESTIONS!
Zhang: DON'T ******** TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU LITTLE s**t HEAD!
-throws Aidan on the ground-
Aidan: -screams like a girl-
Nick: I like this guy, Zhangy poo -launches self at Zhang-
Zhang: um yeah hi?
4. Height and weight?
Zhang: I'm six foot five, one hundred and fiftethree pounds, I'm rather thin for my hight.
Nick: Oh well now, I am six foot four onehundred and seventy somthing. Zhang is it ok that I'm bigger then you, can our relationship work?
Zhang: No, I am married.
Nick: You basterd, are you even going to say sorry for leading me on!?
Zhang: HAHA no
Aidan: -slowly gets up from ground- ouchie
Zhang: DID I ******** TELL YOU, YOU COULD GET UP!?
Aidan:-drops to the ground again- Ah god no, I'm sorry!
Zhang: Damn right you are.
5. Sexual orientation?
Zhang: If it has a heart beat and is a human, it's do-able
Nick: Aw forget it I still love you Zhang! -hugs onto again-
Zhang: As for Aidan, he ******** who I tell him to.
Aidan: -bravly- No I don't not any more, I have a man I love!
Zhang: -kicks Aidan in the head- SHUT THE ******** UP!
6. IQ?
Nick: No clue!
Zhang: um what ever is a smart IQ number
Aidan: I didn't even finish school!
Nick: -snuggles agenst Zhang- I love you
Aidan: -rools over to lay on his back- How the hell dose he not creep you out, Zhang?
Zhang: cuz I have to look at you every day
Aidan: crying
7. Bra size?
Aidan: well when I used to drag shows at the bar I would wear and 32 A
Zhang: I don't wear a bra
Nick: well lest see, since I chage shap I can have what ever size I choose. So I can't really answer that one
Aidan: Ok so thats creepy.
Zhang: If you want real creepy, try hearing what I think all day long
Aidan: -shivers- no thank you
Nick: OH TELL ME!
8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
Zhang: Today, just two a knife and a gun, nothing fancy.
Aidan: I really don't like weapons
Nick: well now, we know why you are still on the ground, it's cuz your suck a p***y!
Zhang: wow Aidan, you just disded by a shapshifting weirdo
Nick: Aw Zhang huny you're so nice to me
Zhang: You betcha
9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Zhang: -luaghs histaricaly- (see question one)
Aidan: no I served my time in jail. -gets up wile Zhang is distracted-
Nick: no the rules of humans don't really aply to me
10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’
Nick: Nope
Aidan: No I was raped when I was ten, and a dad by the time I was fourteen, and now I'm just a sex addict
Zhang:-has calmed down- Oh god no, as soon as I got a hair on my balls I went and lost that s**t. Plus I'm a dad of three.
Aidan: Ewwww
Nick: Huny if we want this to work, we are gonna have to kill your kids.
Zhang: Touch them and you die
Aidan -cowers away-
Nick: Ooooo you look so scary, I love it!
11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
Zhang: Not any more, I'm pretty happy with the wife I have.
Aidan: I did say I have a boyfriend. . .
Nick: Sure I do, that stuff is great!
Zhang:. . . . Aidan, when did you get up?
Aidan: -gulps-
12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
Nick: hehehe I don't know some thing dirty like d**k
Zhang: c**t, my wife calls people a c**t all the time, and I love it. She makes it sound so cute!
Aidan: c**k sucker. It's soooo funny, and if you call a streight guy that, they get so mad. It's funny really
Zhang: Aidan, you ARE a c**k sucker
Aidan: I know
Nick :I'll let you suck on my c**k
Aidan: 0.o
13. When was the last time you threw up?
Zhang: I don't throw up unless I'm sick
Nick: Ew, I try not to, but um, last time I saw happieness?
Aidan: A week ago when Tenn made me eat some thing that had alot of fat in it, I snuck away to throw it up. It was too much for me
Zhang: wow, way to go for belimia
Nick: Ew you're a nasty faggit.
14. Have any mental illnesses?
Zhang: -smiles- probably, do the voices count, or the thoughts of blood with goure and an a constant urge to kill some one count?
Nick: He is soooo perfect. -sigh-
Zhang: I know I am.
Aidan: I think I might, Zhang was the guy who played a roll in raising me, and I sufferd alot as a kid
Zhang: Stop your bitching
15. What is your biggest phobia?
Zhang: I'm not scared of anything
Nick: children's happiness
Aidan: Please Zhang, you's s**t bricks if some thing happened to your family
Zhang: And you's cry like a b***h if I had your family killed. Specilaly Tenn
Aidan: You stay the hell away from them!
Zhang: Or what? Your gonna get your gay all over me?
Nick: hahaha I like that!
16. Do you crossdress often?
Zhang: No
Aidan: Not any more
Nick: It's not cross dressing if I change shap into a girl or boy.
17. Have any addictions?
Aidan: Caffeine, smoking, and sex. I used to heavily into drugs, but I have been sobber for two years.
Zhang: well I wont tell you all of them, but sex is one, I like to hurt people, but I'm not normal
Nick: It's ok huny I still love you.
Aidan: I don't understand why you do.
Nick: your just jelouse
18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Zhang: I got shot once, but I was fine. But that was the clostest I have ever got.
Aidan: Please, you killed your heart a long time ago, you're dead on the inside.
Zhang: That maybe true, but it's ok, I never needed that thing anyways.
Nick: I'm already dead! Isn't that cool Zhangy poo?
Zhang: So Aidan, you gonna answerd this question?
Aidan: Fine, yeah I almost killed myself at least a donzen of times, from over dose or attempted suiside. That make you fell better?
Zhang: I love it when you suffer.
Nick: I love you Zhang.
19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?
Zhang: The should have.
Aidan: There coming to take me away haha hoho hehe!
Nick: what the ******** kinda question is this one?
Zhang: Aidan is a faaaagooot!
20. Are the men in white coats after you?
Zhang: Well they were, but I killed them when they tryed to catch me
Aidan: I already said that!
Nick: Aidan, why do you keep talkiing?
Zhang: You listen to him? I just tune him out, or I would have killed him long ago.
21. Do you snore?
Aidan: No, that is soooo anoying.
Zhang: I don't know, my wife has never really said.
Nick: I don't care, is this over yet, I'm getting bored.
Zhang: -smiles- I know what we can do to make this funner -looks over at Aidan-
Ainda: Oh god, can I leave now?
22. Are you drooling right now?
Zhang: Am I? -ropes Aidan to his chair-
Nick: -pulls out knife-
Aidan: HELP! -gurgling sounds-
-it has become to viloet for farther discusion-
23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?
Zhang: -whipes blood from face- Aidan.
Nick: Myself. I love you Zhang, but not enought to risk myself getting hurt.
Aidan -groans-
Zhang: It's ok I could save myself.
24. When was the last time you used the toilet?
Nick: Ths morrning. . . OMG have you heard about the people who get off to pissing in or on other people?
Zhang: Haha yeah, me and my wife watch Sue Joe
Nick: I LOVE THAT OLD LADY!
25. Have you ever kissed a girl?
Zhang: I'm married to a women -pops Aidan- wake up, you can't not answer all the questions.
Aidan: -groans- Ouch!
Nick: -pokes a wound- I guess I mean like men and women.
Aidan: yes.
Zhang: He is back from the dead!
Aidan: I hate you.
Zhang: Awww I love you to. -hugs Ainda-
Aidan: -moans in pain-
26. Did you like it?
Zhang: I still am liking it.
Nick: It normaly leads to sex, and I like sex
Aidan: sure
Zhang: Aidan, you look so down, and sad
Aidan: You just ******** cut me open!
27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
Zhang: You know, this question, I was waiting for onme like it, Yes I have voices in my head. They tell me all sorts of things.
Aidan: Thats cuz you're a crazy rapist, yeah I heard what you did to your wife.
Zhang: -slaps Aidan-
Nick: -claps- yea violance!
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?
Zhang: No I did all the making fun of others, I was a bullie
Aidan: well that hasn't changed much -spits out blood-
Nick: Can we do more to him, he still has an attitude with us, I don't like it.
Zhang: Sure why not, I think he'll survive it
Aidan: You can't do this to me!
Nick: We are not the ones bound to a chair, are we now.
Zhang: So that mean we are the ones with the power, and your not.
Aidan: Rape is all about who has the power, Zhang
Zhang: -shanks Aidan's shoulder-
29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
Zhang: This was a wast of time really, I am a busy man.
Nick: I had fun, Zhang lets keep in touch.
Zhang: NO I think not.
Aidan: Some one help me!
Zhang: -kicks Aidan- SHUT THE ******** UP!
Nick: Are you sure we can't keep in contact Zhangy poo?
Zhang: no, we can't
30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?
Zhang: -wipes blood from face and hands- No I got to get home to my wife and kids.
Nick: I'll do it if Zhang is here. -sigh-
Zhang: See ya all later -walks out-
Nick: well guess I'm outa here. -walks out as weell-
Aidan: Um, some one, I'm still here, you know, bound to this CHAIR! HELP!
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1) What gender are you?
Kokomi: Hey Sissy! I haven't seen you in forever, what are you doing here?
Linda: Well now, lookie here, it's my failur of a sister, Kokomi!
Kokomi: I can tell we are just gonna have a balst chatching up, so hows life going as a pet of Zhang's ?
Linda: ******** you.
2) What is your age?
Linda: well I am the pretty younger sister, I'm only twentyone.
Kokomi: And yet still a slut
Linda: I learned from the best, sissy
Kokomi: You mean mom? God your such a b***h.
3) Do you want a hug?
Kokomi: No thanks, but my darling sister would love one
Linda: No b***h, I wouldn't.
Kokomi: what affarid of be loved
Linda: No afraid of getting Herpies from you.
Kokomi: It's better then your AIDs.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Kokomi: well I wouldn't call it a "bad habit" but my boyfriend says killing people for money isn't good.
Linda: You always do what your boyfriend says?
Kokomi: You always trade your boyfriends in to Zhang in hopes of a better one?
5) What is your favorite food?
Kokomi: I would have to say chocolate, I love that stuff.
Linda: And that is why you're such a fat a**.
Kokomi: Hey sissy, still trying to eat your own s**t, thinking it's brownies?
Lina: How dare you, I was a baby!
Kokomi: And you tryed to eat your own s**t.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Linda: I like any kind, it's all good.
Kokomi -coughs- fat a** -cough- Well I like any chocolate or srawberry. I love mixing them together.
Linda: sissy are you pregnet? Oh sorry thats just a fat belly.
Kokomi: b***h!
7) Are you a virgin?
Linda: No I lost it to make sure it wouldn't get in the way of my job
Kokomi: Oh what being a slut face for Zhang, Oh wait you got demoted to house wife for what ever gaurd he picks for you next! HA!
Linda: I'll just kill the next one , then kill you and take your man.
Kokomi: I'd like to see you try.
Linda: why don't you pull out a wepon and we'll see, oh right, you can't have any wepons!
8 ) Have you killed anyone?
Kokomi: Assassin for hire.
Linda: Don't wast your money on her, she sucks I do the better job.
Kokomi: HAHA, right thats why you have to work for Zhang.
Linda: Stop talking bad about him, when your the one who has slept with him!
Kokomi: You little b***h!
9) Do you hate anyone?
Kokomi: Linda
Linda: My dear old sister
10) Do you have any secrets?
Linda: Plenty
Kokomi: What like how many guys you can sleep with at once?
Linda: Least I could get pregent if I wanted to.
Kokomi: . . .
Linda: HAHA I win!
11) What is your favorite season?
Kokomi: Winter, it's when every thing is nice and cold and you have to snuggle with a loved one under a blanket, in front of a nice warm fire.
Linda: LAME I like spring.
Kokomi: No one cares what you like
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Kokomi: My BFFs are Naga and of course Koseiboru. I must also count my boyfriend. He is great.
Linda: and he is a hillbilly fool.
Kokomi: Note she didn't answer the question
13) What are your hobbies?
Kokomi: I would have said killing, but that has changed to cooking and cleaning.
Linda: Isn't that cute, she thinks she is a house wife with kids. Oh wait, he won't marry you and he dosn't want kids.
Kokomi: Oh your so funny, you wish your man was as half as good as mine, HA oh wait, you don't have a man, you gave him up for tourture, and when you helped him get away, he up and left you for another women!
14) What is your favorite drink?
Kokomi: Taquila baby
Linda: Tea is just fine
Kokomi: Oh what a baby drink.
Linda: No it stopes me from waking up in bed with a man I don't even know that name of.
15) When is your birthday?
Linda: March, 4th
Kokomi: January, 26th
16) What age did you die?
Kokomi: I'm not dead, so um never
Linda: I have come close to death, but never actually died.
Kokomi: I wish you had died.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Kokomi: well I am a super nice girl.
Linda: Oh don't make me laugh
Kokomi: Don't make me choke you
18 ) Are you social or shy?
Linda: I'm social, it's part of my job.
Kokomi: Your job, a party call girl?
Linda: No, that would be you.
Kokomi: In a relationship, whore.
19) What do you think of your parents?
Kokomi: They really don't give to shits about me, so I really don't give two shits about them.
Linda: Thats because you shammed the family by getting tossed into jail.
Kokomi: And that is your bosses fault, not mine.
20) What's your weakness?
Kokomi: My boyfriend's acsent. He has the cute southern acsent.
Linda: I don't have one.
Kokomi: Oh yeah right little miss perfect.
Linda: If I did have one, why the hell would I tell you?
Kokomi: to make easy for me to kill you off, and make the world a better place?
21) How long can you stay under water?
Kokomi: I don't know
Linda: why would I know that?
Kokomi: Come here sissy, let me help you find out.
Linda: I don't want to find out!
Kokomi: -grabbes bucket of water- Here let me help you shove your head in
Linda: ******** YOU!
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
Linda: work for Zhang, check e-mails to see if he needs any one killed, eat. normal stuff.
Kokomi: Like thats normal.
Linda: Your not normal
Kokomi: I knew I should have droped you on your head more.
Linda: WHAT?!
Kokomi: oh nothing.
23) Do you love someone?
Linda: hell no, love is for suckers
Kokomi: Yes I love my boyfriend, Linda, you do relize you called Zhang a sucker, he fell in love.
Linda: Ummm. . . No I didn't. I was refering to you.
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
Kokomi: Linda probably did last night, bed wetter!
Linda: If I do remember right, you wetted the bed till you were 11.
Kokomi: Yeah and that was cuz you always snuck into my room and put my hand in warm water!
Linda: Ha b***h!
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
Linda: I don't know, I like Gackt. He is cool. and his music is good.
Kokomi: I don't need music, I got my husband to listen to.
Linda: Isn't he more intrested in his mork then you?
Kokomi: thats not true, he just has lots of work to do.
26) Ever worn a dress?
Kokomi: yeah, and I hope to some day wear a wedding dress
Linda: Yep, but I prefer skirts.
Kokomi: Ew no one wants to see you pasty legs.
Linda: I got a tan huny
Kokomi: Spray on.
27) Willingly?
Kokomi: Didn't I like just answer that?
Linda: No b***h, it's a difrent question.
Kokomi: I do think I aswered this one. I said I would like to wera my wedding dress one day, hinting that I like to wear dresses. That would be willing.
Linda: Just shut up.
28 ) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Kokomi: Some time my boyfriend will come home early, and we get to sped more time together.
Linda: So you spend all day waiting around for him?
Kokomi: I'm not aloud to do much of anything else.
Linda: I would have run away by now.
Kokomi: Love chages a person.
Linda: yeah into a fat ugly p***y
Kokomi: like you?
29) At night?
Kokomi: My boy friend ^.~
Linda: I try to sleep at night, sick b***h
Kokomi: you wish you had my boyfriend.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Kokomi: HELLO! i said I have a boyfriend!
Linda: God thats nasty to think you want to repopulate, your kids would be so ugly.
Kokomi: Like you are?
Linda: We look alike, way to go sissy, yoy called yourself ugly.
Kokomi: you think we look alike, I don't
31) ...Of the same gender?
Linda: Once, it was for a job.
Kokomi: Yep as a means of betting what I want.
Linda: ew
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Kokomi: The abiltity to kill anoying sisters.
Linda: Boring, I would want to fly, that looks like fun.
Kokomi: Your can do that, you used to when you were little, try it out, go jump off a building.
Linda: No.
33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
Kokomi: My boyfriend's
Linda: -slpas hand over kokomi's mouth- don't you dare say it
34) Anyone loves you?
Linda: My mom and dad.
Kokomi: My friends and my boyfriend, how sad sissy, you only have mom and dad.
Linda: Better then some hilly billy, and gay guy that likes to take pain and some other wanna-be-killer.
Kokomi: Take that back!
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
Kokomi: I like pink. It's a nice happy girl color.
Linda: Wow so stario typical, way to go sissy.
Kokomi: Shut up you dumb b***h, your just mad cuz my life it better ther your own.
36) When was the last time you cried?
Linda: I think when I was getting trained by my family, they push you really hard is all.
Kokomi: I don't want to talk about it.
Linda: Oo it has some thing to do with your boyfriend?
Kokomi: you're not gonna get me to talk about it.
37) Do you have a pet?
Linda: I cat named boots.
Kokomi: Sissy you can't name your own hairy v****a and say it's a real cat.
Linda: Ew stop thinking about my v****a you sicko.
Kokomi: Anyways I have two dogs, when I moved in, they were my boyfriends, I just took over taking care of them, since he hardly has time for them anymore.
Linda: or you for that matter
38 ) What did you name your pet?
Kokomi: Aw hell I just call them mutts.
Linda: Boots.
Kokomi: How original
Linda: -holds up middle finger-
Kokomi: Aw thank you, I'll put it in my pocket for later.
39) Are you crazy?
Kokomi: Probably
Linda: I like to say special
Kokom: No your just crazy
Linda: Not as half as bad as you sissy dear.
40) What are you?
Linda: I'm actually human
Kokomi: Hardly
Linda: your a blood sucking sucubus for mars
Kokomi: and your a lonly women who can't get a man.
41) What's your nickname?
Linda: Ms.Sin.
Kokomi: suspect number one?
Linda: Niice
Kokomi: no but really Coco, is what I get called some times.
Linda: Cuz your a nut job
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Kokomi: I'm happy can't you tell, I mean you asked anought questions.
Linda: I would say I'm a happy person
Kokomi: Suuure you are.
Linda: I don't need a man to make me happy
Kokomi: thats right, you got your hands.
Linda: I don't do that.
Kokomi: yeah sure.
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Linda: I would be super women
Kokomi: I would totaly be cat women!
Linda: She is a slut
Kokomi: you're a slut.
44) Favorite movie?
Kokomi: I would have to say Titanic, it's sucha tragic love story.
Linda: Gay, I like Kill Bill
Kokomi: figures
45) What is your current occupation?
Linda: Assasin for Zhang
Kokomi: Don't you mean the girl every one gets to use to relive their need
with.
Linda: least I don't have to stay confinded to a house.
Kokomi: I could leave if I wanted.
Linda: ******** you I'm outa here.
Kokomi: what ever I'm going home
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 1:45 pm
Koseiburo Kawasaki
S. Alex Michaels
Danny Berkman
Tei Mogura
0) What do you go by?
Koseiburo: Koseiburo. That's it.
Michaels: My last name. It comes naturally after so long in a Military Academy. -Shrug-
Danny: Danny!
Mogie: Nickname, Mogie. Always have. Even my lady calls me that.
1) What gender are you?
Koseiburo: I'm a chick, dude. -Grabs boobs- See? They're huge.
Michaels: -Uncomfortable stare- Um, I'm a guy.
Danny: I'm a chick, I know, the name is like a curveball, but not really. It's actually Danielle.
Mogie: Male. I don't even have to check this time.
Koseiburo: You might want to.
Mogie: Won't this be fun?
2) What is your age?
Koseiburo: Younger than my stupid twin brother.
Mogie: How does that work?
Michaels: There's always a few minutes, right?
Danny: Guys I think the point of the panel is to answer the questions.
Mogie: Right. I'm 26 years young.
Michaels: My mom says stuff like that.
Koseiburo: Oh boy.
Mogie: That's 'cause I taught her, in bed.
Michaels: Ehh. . .
Danny: Haha. Did you notice both of the guys in here go by their last names?
Koseiburo: You're right!
3) Do you want a hug?
Koseiburo: Nah, I'm not a huggy type.
Michaels: -shrug- Sure.
Danny: I love hugs!
Mogie: Hugs are for sissies.
Michaels: You're not very nice, but you ARE large and intimidating.
Koseiburo: And how!
Mogie: That's what I'm going for.
Danny: I'm going for modestly nerdy. It's chic.
Koseiburo: I'll say. And this guy Michaels has got it! The big nerdy glasses, the nerd clothes, hair and hair. . .
Mogie: There goes his self-esteem.
Koseiburo: No way! Chicks totally dig nerds!
Mogie: Not when I was in school.
Koseiburo: But you're old!
Mogie: You're older than me!
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Koseiburo: A few. But let's not talk about them here.
Michaels: Um. Okay. I chew on pens.
Danny: Me too. And I'm socially challenged.
Mogie: Nothing.
Koseiburo: I know you're trying to keep this family friendly, Mog, but none? Really? I recall that if you were a superhero it'd be Captain Yanksalot.
Mogie: That's Cillian you're thinking of.
Koseiburo: Maybe. . .
Michaels: Okay. . . AND WE ARE-
Danny: Moving on!
5) What is your favorite food?
Koseiburo: Sex.
Michaels: Uhm, does that constitute as a food?
Mogie: It's not worth it kid. Really. Just nod and smile.
Micahels: -nods- Um, okay. I like spaghetti.
Danny: I'm addicted to asian cuisine. It's my friend Nathan's fault.
Mogie: I'm a curry person. I love spicy foods.
Michaels: Spicy foods don't agree with me. . .
Koseiburo: He has EVERY symptom of Nerddom.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Koseiburo: Sex.
Michaels: -confused face- Again?
Koseiburo: If Toshi was your husband you'd love it too.
Danny: It's alright Michaels, I don't get it either.
Mogie: Chocolate's fine for me.
Danny: Oh totally, me too.
7) Are you a virgin?
Koseiburo: Nope.
Danny: No.
Mogie: Really? Well, obviously not me.
Michaels: Uhm. . .
Mogie: -slaps Micahels on the back- It's alright kid, we'll help you get laid soon.
Michaels: Um, no thanks.
8 ) Have you killed anyone?
Koseiburo: Plenty of times. But I served my time, alright?
Michaels: -scoots away slowly- Nooo. . .
Danny: That'd be kind of stupid.
Mogie: Broken a few necks in my lackey days. Yep. Not as bad as koseiburo though.
Micahels: She doesn't look like much of a killer.
Koseiburo: Precisely why I'm the best.
9) Do you hate anyone?
Koseiburo: My brother's a d**k, but in the end he's still my brother.
Michaels: No.
Danny: I used to. Then I fell in love with him.
Mogie: That's cute? I hate Zhang with the firey fury of a thousand suns. But that's about all.
Koseiburo: That's passion right there.
Micahels: Love, is a burnin' thing.
Danny: AND IT MAKES A FIREY RING! I LOVE YOU, DUDE!
10) Do you have any secrets?
Koseiburo: Yeah, but I'm not telling you.
Michaels: Sure, I guess.
Danny: I'm a millionaire. But I don't know if that counts. Not a secret anymore!
Mogie: Not anymore.
11) What is your favorite season?
Koseiburo: Winter
Michaels: Spring
Danny: Summer
Mogie: Fall
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Koseiburo: Besides my amazing husband? Heehee. My friend Kokomi.
Michaels: One of my commanders actually. . .
Koseiburo: Oh s**t! He's gettin' extra credit via under the desk action!
Mogie: Oh okay, we geddit, kid. We geddit.
Micahels: What? No, I-
Mogie: It's alright kid, we won't tell mommy.
Danny: Poor kid. Anyway, yeah, best friend, Azalea.
Mogie: Cillian, strangely. . .
13) What are your hobbies?
Koseiburo: Sex.
Mogie: Yeah me too.
Michaels: Wow. Alright.
Danny: I like music and dork stuff, like World of Warcraft.
Mogie: You sure can't hook you two up?
Micahels: No! That's okay!
Danny: Sorry, I'm already dating someone, although he's nice enough. Let him be, he can get a girl on his own.
Koseiburo: Yeah, I told you. Nerds are hot.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Koseiburo: Sex.
Michaels: Can that really be your answer to every question?
Mogie: Why not?
Danny: I guess so.
Michaels: Don't most people care about other things?
Koseiburo: Nah, I'm on permanent house arrest.
Micahels: I suppose that explains.
Mogie: Yeah, I'm shocked you don't have eighteen more children.
15) When is your birthday?
Koseiburo: May 31st
Michaels: July 19th
Danny: June 23rd
Mogie: December 29th
16) What age did you die?
Koseiburo: I'm alive, obviously.
Michaels: This question is most illogical.
Danny: I agree with Michaels and his Star Trek reference.
Mogie: Same.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Koseiburo: I'm a total b***h.
Mogie: You betcha.
Michaels: I guess I'm nice. I mean, I've never really been mean to anyone.
Mogie: Grow a backbone, kid! You can't just let people step all over you!
Koseiburo: Take it from him, he's a professional doormat.
Danny: Ouch. Can I get you some ice for your third degree burn?
Mogie: Do you even get that reference, kid?
Danny: Sure thing! I got to read you guys' bios before coming here.
Koseiburo: Bios?
Micahels: You two didn't read them?
Mogie: Um no.
Koseiburo: Definitely not.
Danny: Yeah, it's a helpful little something. Jessi says it's because usually fights break out, so it helps to be aware beforehand.
Mogie: Whatever. . .
Mogie:
18 ) Are you social or shy?
Koseiburo: I'm a social butterfly. In a cage.
Michaels: I'm pretty shy.
Danny: Same. Thougth I'm learning to be social-ish. Wihtout the aid of World of Warcraft or D&D.
Mogie: Depends on how you look at it.
19) What do you think of your parents?
Koseiburo: They're pretty normal. Which is CRAZY right? Because of how me and Zhang came out!
Michaels: I love both my parents, and yeah, they're pretty normal.
Danny: I punched my dad in the face.
Mogie: Alright slugger! -high fives-
Michaels: Really?
Danny: -shrugs- He deserved it.
20) What's your weakness?
Koseiburo: Corporal Hotpants.
Michaels: Whuh?
Danny: That sounds like a porno name.
Mogie: I think that's what she was going for.
21) How long can you stay under water?
Mogie: Ahahaha! This could be so sexual. "Hey, how long can you hold your breath, baby?"
Koseiburo: Ahaha! That's funny.
Michaels: I don't get it. . .
Danny: You don't want to.
Mogie: WOuld you like me to explain?
Koseiburo: Don't! I like him innocent!
Michaels: Yay?
Mogie: No one answered this question.
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
Michaels: Let me guess! At least two of your are gonnaa say sex, right?
Danny: Probably. I dance in my underwear on a regular basis.
Michaels: Yeah, me too.
Mogie: Got me! Definitely sex.
Koseiburo: Yeah, sex. Nice call, kid.
23) Do you love someone?
Koseiburo: Corporal Hotpants!
Michaels: Besides family? Not really. . .
Danny: Yeaah. Definitely.
Mogie: I think the little one's turning red.
Michaels: Am not!
Mogie: I mean Danny, Chillax. Ha.
Michaels: Oh yeah. -Now blushing-
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
Koseiburo: Last night, before bed. Grrrow!
Danny: Okay. That's funny. -laughs-
Michaels: Okay. . .?
Danny: Nevermind, Micahels, it's not worth it.
Mogie: Yum.
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
Danny: The Who! Then Black Sabbath, The Sweet, AC/DC, Blue Oyster Cult. . . -continues-
Koseiburo: Um, okay, I don't really have a favorite.
Michaels: -looks at Danny- Is she okay?
Mogie: Let it be, kid, let it be.
Danny: THE BEATLES! The Doors . . . -continues-
26) Ever worn a dress?
Koseiburo: Yeah. I'm hot in them.
Michaels: No.
Danny: The Rolling Stones, The Kinks, KISS, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts. . .
Mogie: Honey, we've moved onto another question.
Danny: Butbutbut, I wasn't done yet!
Koseiburo: Worn a dress?
Danny: Yes.
27) Willingly?
Danny: No.
Koseiburo: Yeah, why not.
Michaels: I haven't.
Mogie: I keep forgetting to answer the questions.
28 ) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Koseiburo: Afternoon delight.
Michaels: Wow. Saw that coming.
Danny: Me too, honestly. It's getting bad.
Mogie: Yeah, Koseiburo, you should totally see someone about this addiction.
Koseiburo: Sex Addicts Anonymous is for pussies!
Michaels: That's alwasy ncie to say.
Danny: Oh yes, classy.
29) At night?
Koseiburo: It's like this was designed to make me say "sex" as every answer or something, right?
Michaels: Not necesarily. An average person may answer that for this question, but for the last, any other person may have said any number of activities such as-
Koseiburo: Yeah yeah, whatever kid, what do you do at night?
Michaels: Work mostly. I'm an active student.
Koseiburo: And I'm an active sex partner, se? No difference.
Danny: There may be a slight difference there. But just a bit.
Mogie: Yeah, totally sex.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Koseiburo: Yep.
Michaels: Uhm. . .
Koseiburo: Poor kid. . . Wanna make-out? My husband wouldn't mind since I'd be doing you a service.
Michaels: No thank you.
Danny: What an offer.
Mogie: I'd take it kid.
Michaels: No you wouldn't.
Mogie: Right you are.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Koseiburo: Yessir.
Michaels: No.
Danny: Nope.
Mogie: Not by choice. . . -shudders- ugh!
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Koseiburo: I'd want Telekenisis. I'm already too lazy to get up and do anything myself.
Michaels: I'd be a technopath.
Mogie: Does that mean you'd have like your own techno theme music everywhere you went?
Michaels: What? No.
Danny: That's funny! I want to be an Oldiespath.
Mogie: You can talk to old people!
Danny: I meant the music, but it'd be nice to understand old people too.
33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
Koseiburo: Hehhehhehehehe.
Mogie: Hahahahahaha.
Danny: Mature, aren't we?
Michaels: Wow really? Do I have to stay for this whole session?
34) Anyone loves you?
Koseiburo: My hubby.
Michaels: Um, my mom.
Danny: My boyfriend and my mom I guess.
Mogie: Baby and Cindy.
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
Koseiburo: We all answered the last question!
Michaels: Hooray! Improvement! Now answer this one.
Danny: Can I continue to answer the band question here instead?
Mogie: I don't care for colors.
Koseiburo: I don't care for most things.
36) When was the last time you cried?
Koseiburo: It's been a while.
Michaels: Not recently.
Danny: I dunno, probably last week over something stupid.
Mogie: Never?
37) Do you have a pet?
Koseiburo: Yeah. It's called a husband.
Michaels: No, no pets in the academy.
Danny: I have a big lovable adorable baby Great Dane! He's so perfect!
Mogie: Yeah, we got Baby a puppy for her fifth. I know, we're great.
38 ) What did you name your pet?
Koseiburo: Corporal Hotpants.
Michaels: Lovely. If I had one I'd probably name it something dorky. I'm like that.
Mogie: Haha Dorky? Level eight mage! Come here level eight mage!
Danny: I lol'd. My baby's name is Fenrisulfr!
39) Are you crazy?
Koseiburo: Slightly.
Mogie: Only slightly, Koseiburo, really?
Koseiburo: Nowhere near as bad as my brother!
Michaels: Not really. . .
Danny: Maybe.
Mogie: Yeah, I'm not as crazy as Koseiburo.
Koseiburo: Yes you are!
40) What are you?
Koseiburo: Sexy.
Michaels: Um, a student?
Danny: A dork.
Mogie: I'm -
Koseiburo: a cripple! HE'S A CRIPPLE!
Mogie: Thanks Koseiburo.
41) What's your nickname?
Koseiburo: I don't really have one.
Michaels: Just go by my last name.
Danny: Danny.
Mogie: Mogie.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Koseiburo: I'm happy. Most of the time. Except for when I'm mad.
Michaels: Same, I guess.
Koseiburo: Aw! He agreed with me! -hugs Michaels-
Danny: Haha. I guess I'm a lot happier now than I used to be.
Mogie: Me too, definitely.
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Koseiburo: Mrs Corporal Hotpants?
Michaels: AWESOME MAN.
Danny: He wins.
Mogie: I don't know.
44) Favorite movie?
Koseiburo: True Lies. Or Face/Off. I dig the action.
Michaels: I don't have one, really.
Danny: Ha! I just realized Michaels reminds me of the nerd kid from Tropic Thunder!
Mogie: Oh yeah he does!
Michaels: Thanks?
45) What is your current occupation?
Koseiburo: Nothing. Housewife I guess?
Michaels: I'm a student.
Danny: I'm the CEO of a book company.
Mogie: Badass. I was a spy. I'm a rather useless one now, but I'm still working with Unholy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:32 pm
I'm doing this for Zhang.
We all might learn some thing about him. . .
1. What is your character's name?
He goes by a fake name, Zhang Sanfang
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Zhang-sama?
3. How old is he/she?
Well he is 31, at the moment. that is subject to change over time.
4. What is your character's race/species?
He is posta be a human, but he acts more like a demon, at times.
5. Do they have a crush?
Dose it count if he is married?
6. Do they have many friends?
I wouldn't really call them friends, more like, enslaved minuns.
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth, surprisingly.
8. Does your character like to eat?
He likes any thing that is easly cooked.
9. What's his/her favourite food?
Stake.
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
The tears of children!
no but really, coffee.
11. Is your character annoying?
No, more like feared.
13. Is your character loved?
Sure, we can say that.
14. Is your character hated?
Oh yes!
15. Is she/he emo/goth?
Um, definatly not.
16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Can you explain your definition of bisexual, and gay?
17. Is she/he a virgin?
HAHA! no.
18. Name 3 hobbies...
Tourturing.
Killing.
Making money.
19. Is your character normal?
No way.
20. Is your character attractive?
In some ways.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
Depends what emotions they are.
22. Does your character have other forms?
Evil crazy smiling Zhang!
23. Does your character overreact?
He trys not to.
But it happens some times
24. Is your character a criminal?
Oh yes, big time.
25. Does your character go to school?
Nope.
26. What's his/her IQ?
A evil criminal's mind, so what ever IQ that could be.
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
He might have a mental Diesease.
28. Is your character dead?
No, but alot of people would like that.
29. Does your character have a family?
Actualy yes he does, and don't ******** with them, or soem one is going to pay.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
He had one, but we wont talk about that.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
Probably the time he is living in. He has a wife to keep him as close to in line as he can be, and kids to look after and protect.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Out of my friends? My friend Paige.
33. Is your character single?
No, he has a wife.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Wife.
35. Does he/she have an element?
If he did, it would have to be fire.
36. Do you role-play your character?
some times.
37. Do you write about your character?
on ocasion
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Hell yes, and when he is pissed, stay the ******** out of his way.
39. Does your character get depressed
no, he just gets mad.
40. What's your characters favourite animal?
The male lion.
he dosen't do any work, he just sits around and chases others off his land and girls.
41. Does your character have any fears?
One or two,
but he would never say them out loud.
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
His grwoing family.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Himself?
44. Does your character like music?
When he is tourturing some one.
45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
He doesn't really have a type.
46. Is he/she impatient?
If it's been a bad day, then yes.
47. What's something funny about your character?
He has normal, and nice parents.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Mr. Scary
The Boss
Zhang-sama
Daddy
Honey
49. Does your character curse?
At times, yes
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say? <******** you Sam for telling them all this stuff!" ~ ~ ~ ~ 1. What is your character's name?
Yemon
2. What is your character's name in another language?
Gaurding the gate, thats what it means
3. How old is he/she?
23
4. What is your character's race/species?
human
5. Do they have a crush?
Sure, he has a girlfriend
6. Do they have many friends?
He works at a bar, to help pay for his schoolin', so he makes friends through there. Yep he has lots of friends
7. What planet is your character from?
Earth, he isn't an alien from Star Trek.
8. Does your character like to eat?
Pizza
9. What's his/her favourite food?
Pizza/ramen
10. What's his/her favourite drink?
Beer
11. Is your character annoying?
no he is more of a nice brute kinda guy.
13. Is your character loved?
by his girlfriend, yep.
14. Is your character hated?
By the peple he cuts off at the bar when they are too drunk.
15. Is she/he emo/goth?
nope
16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
this one is gonna be straight.
17. Is she/he a virgin?
nope
18. Name 3 hobbies...
Drinking
having sex
and working at the bar
19. Is your character normal?
I guess he is
20. Is your character attractive?
in the normal every day good looking kinda way.
21. How does your character handle emotions?
pretty well, better then other men some times.
22. Does your character have other forms?
no?
23. Does your character overreact?
not really.
24. Is your character a criminal?
Not this one, he is a good guy.
25. Does your character go to school?
he is going to college.
26. What's his/her IQ?
120?
27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
I hope not.
28. Is your character dead?
no.
29. Does your character have a family?
it's a little messed up.
30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
yeah, he lost his dad when he was four and his mom went crazy and gave up his little sister to a orphanage, then gave him up, the went and got him later. He really dosen't remember he had a sister.
31. What's the best time in your character's life?
the time he is living in now.
32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
I'm not really sure.
33. Is your character single?
no way.
34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
he meets up with his little sister years later.
35. Does he/she have an element?
no, not really.
36. Do you role-play your character?
will be shortly
37. Do you write about your character?
not as of yet
38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
he is a man. . .
39. Does your character get depressed
no.
40. What's your characters favourite animal?
Um. . . a dog?
41. Does your character have any fears?
Losing what's left of his family
42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
He likes to smoke alot.
43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Ed Barber a golden glove winner.
44. Does your character like music?
any thing rock
45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
rock, he likes classic.
46. Is he/she impatient?
he can be at times
47. What's something funny about your character?
He serves beer at a gay bar.
48. Name 5 nicknames
Hey bar tender
I guess that would be it.
49. Does your character curse?
sure dose
50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"why did I have to take this?"
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Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:37 pm
[[We did this over PM and pwned it. I ♥ Zeffie now.]]
Wookie: ME AND KALE GET FIRST COLLAB CHARACTER PANEL!
Booger: Epic.
Wookie: So, I heard you liek spaceships.
Booger: So I herd Vic liked your shirt.
Wookie: =///D You herd riiiight!♥
SO! I'm using Othello Odinsson.
Booger: Zefram Sarcove.
How old are you?
Othello: Old.
Zefram: Twenty. Old you said, how old?
Othello: Old. Next.
What's your height?
Othello: Tall.
Zefram: Are you going to be like this the whole time? Nobody warned me.
Othello: Well they should have. Next.
What are you, race and/or creature wise?
Othello: A god.
Zefram: You don't talk much I take it? I never said how tall I was. Oh, and I'm an Andorian, in case the blue skin and the antennae weren't enough of a hint.
Othello: Next.
Zefram: No! I get the last word in this question!
Othello: Fine.
Zefram: Next!
OK, a little more about you… Hair/eye colours? Lefty or righty?
Othello: Hair - Short and Black. Eyes - Blue. Lefty.
Zefram: You sir, are not a particularly entertaining individual. Not what the creator of this quiz bargained for.
Othello: And you're ugly.
Zefram: Wow. This is definitely my last panel.
Do you have any bad habits?
Zefram: He's a d**k. I'm not sure if that's a bad habit, but he most certainly is.
Othello: Mature.
Zefram: You sir, are welcome to your opinion, and I am to mine.
Are you a virgin?
Othello: Are you a virgin, Zephyrhills?
Zefram: No, how about you Hotel Ho?
Othello: Like I haven't heard that- actually I haven't heard that before. Props.
Zefram: No. All actual items.
Othello: Nerd.
Zefram: Next.
Who's your mate/spouse?
Othello: I don't have one.
Zefram: I can see why.
Othello: Alrighty then, I know who's not coming to my funeral.
Zefram: A single person, per chance?
Othello: You are what they would call in the deep south, a niggerfaggot.
Zefram: I am neither homosexual or black. And I am not so sure that is a real word.
Othello: But you are a niggerfaggot.
Do you have any kids?
Othello: It is a possibility.
Zefram: -Looking up "Niggerfaggot" in a dictionary-
Othello: We've lost him, just move on.
What's your favourite food?
Othello: The severed heads of the last people to ask me this question.
Zefram: Tasty.
Othello: I didn't sense any sarcasm in that statement.
Zefram: You may continue.
What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Zefram: A flavor whose mere mention is forbidden on twelve federation planets.
Othello: Really?
Zefram: No. What in the galaxy is ice cream?
Have you killed anyone?
Othello: Are we talking premeditated? Because I think I need to know specifics to discuss them with my attorney before I speak.
Zefram: Yeah. But sometimes aliens just deserve it.
Do you hate anyone?
Othello: Not anyone that won’t die eons before myself. That’s a comfort that helps me to sleep at night.
Zefram: I bet it does.
Othello: No point in being a douche.
Zefram: I am wondering which definition you are speaking of in regards to that word and why you would speak of either.
Have any secrets?
Othello: Yep.
Zefram: Of course.
Do you love anyone?
Othello: Nope.
Zefram: Not necessarily.
What is your job?
Othello: I’m what some people, and by some I mean about four, would refer to as a nonessential god. I don’t really do anything except for exist. Talk about needing to find a sense of purpose. Either way, I’ll live.
Zefram: I’m sorry?
Othello: No. I mean, literally, no matter what, I’ll be alive.
Zefram: I suppose that’s, well, I’m not sure actually. Sorry.
Boy or girl?
Zefram: What about boys or girls?
Othello: I agree. What are we? What do we prefer? What do we want to be?
Zefram: . . . What?
Othello: Hey man. To each his own. I’m bringing it up in case you’re not happy with yourself, you know?
Zefram: I could only imagine.
What do you do to relax?
Othello: Read, write, create havoc on Midgard.
Zefram: And you said you are what race?
Othello: God.
Zefram: With each post you sound more like a Klingon. Though you have human characteristics.
Othello: Don’t judge me because I look like something I’m not!
Zefram: Perhaps Romulan. . .
Any ambitions for the future?
Zefram: Command a vessel of my own. It will not be difficult.
Othello: Nah. Not really. Maybe get a summer job. Play some more Xbox, Wii, etcetera.
Zefram: Do not get too ambitious, your own council may rise against you.
Othello: Is that sarcasm?
Describe your own personality - be honest!
Zefram: Flawless.
Othello: Try again, dude.
Zefram: Work oriented.
Othello: Closer.
Zefram: What about yourself?
Othello: Sexy.
Zefram: They said be honest, not hopeful.
What were you like as a child?
Othello: The same.
Zefram: Egotistical with delusions of grandeur?
Othello: Sure. What he said.
Zefram: Alright, well. I was a lot more hyper as a child.
Who is your best friend?
Othello: Anyone and everyone. I don’t have just one.
Zefram: Her name is Seshlar.
Othello: Oh la la! You said you didn’t have a lady friend.
Zefram: I recall saying I had no love interest.
Othello: Right. We don’t count benefits as love.
Last question… What do you have to say now you’ve finished this quiz?
Zefram: I will never have to interact with this being again, correct?
Othello: -eye roll- hopefully not. You bored the crap out of me.
Zefram: This was a waste of time.
Othello:I’m totally getting on the magic bus.
Zefram: I would advise against it.
Othello: Why?
Zefram There. Are. Four. Lights.
Wookie: -dies-
Booger: -bows-
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 4:06 pm
[[Okay, they answered in French and I translated. Because I don't have the motivation to add in the extra effort of typing in their accents. =D ]]
1) What gender are you?
Babette: Female.
Bayard: Male. Surprised?
2) What is your age?
Babette: One thousand sixty nine! Otherwise I'd say never ask a woman that, but I always get that I don't even look it!
Bayard: She's so cute, isn't she? I'm six hundred eighty-one, by the way.
3) Do you want a hug?
Babette: Sure! -hugs Bayard-
Bayard: Life is good.
Babette: Maybe that's why we haven't given up on it yet?
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Babette: Probably. But who really cares?
Bayard: She definitely does.
5) What is your favorite food?
Babette: It all starts to bore you after a while. Although I love baklava. I could have it over and over again.
Bayard: I really miss mutton.
Babette: Ew.
Bayard: -shrug- When ya grow up with it, right?
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Babette: If you say mutton, I'll hit you.
Bayard: I was thinking it. I knew you were immortal, but a telepath? I should have gotten a prenupt.
Babette: They definitely didn't have those the first time you married me.
Bayard: Yes, but the latest time. That would have been helpful.
Babette: -hits him upside the head- Regret me still?
Bayard: At least the sex is good.
7) Are you a virgin?
Both: -Laugh uncontrollably-
8 ) Have you killed anyone?
Both: -still laughing about the last question-
9) Okay. . . Do you hate anyone?
Babette: -finally stops laughing- They all die before me anyhow. And that helps me sleep at night.
Bayard: She's such a happy individual.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Both: We're immortal.
11) What is your favorite season?
Babette: Winter. I like the cold.
Bayard: I like when you're hot.
Babette: Answer the question. Though honestly, I was wondering when your inner pervert would strike.
Bayard: Now-ish.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Babette: Him. I know, my life is pathetic.
Bayard: Her. She wants me.
13) What are your hobbies?
Babette: I'll give you a guess as to what Bayard will say. Here's a hint: It's sex.
Bayard: Sex.
14) What is your favorite drink?
Babette: Wine.
Bayard: Yeah, me too. It's an acquired taste, after being French your entire life.
15) When is your birthday?
Babette: April 15th, 940
Bayard: January 13th, 1328
16) What age did you die?
Babette: You mean not die? Or discovered that I won't die? I was twenty four, I fell off of a wall surrounding the monastery.
Bayard:I dropped a knife on my foot, rather in my foot, and about five minutes after pulling ti out, the cut was gone, so later I went out into the woods nearby and tested my body for healing and regeneration. -Hold up hand- Took off my thub almost completely, but it's still there!
17) Are you nice or mean?
Babette: To whom?
Bayard: She's mean, she just doesn't realize it.
Babette: I would know if I was mean!
Bayard: You're doing it now.
Babette: Am I?
18 ) Are you social or shy?
Bayard: She's the social one.
Babette: And I take him with me wherever I go. No matter how he protests.
19) What do you think of your parents?
Babette: If only I could remember them. . .
Bayard: She's kidding. She's always ******** talking about them.
Babette: Not always! Just when they come up. Like the other day I was telling Chiyoko about when my dad-
Bayard: See?
20) What's your weakness?
Babette: Him, I guess.
Bayard: There's so much love here.
21) How long can you stay under water?
Babette: Probably forever.
Bayard: Yeah, same. Neither of us has ever attempted to drown before, but it'd probably be another death we just couldn't do.
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
Bayard: -big grin- Sex her.
Babette: -shrug- Yep. That's pretty much it. And currently, check up on the mortal sons.
23) Do you love someone?
Babette: Him. For some reason. He was cuter and more innocent when I last found him.
Bayard: -hugs Babette- No matter what she says she loves me, and I love her more.
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
Bayard: Hahahaha!
Babette: -eye roll- My god. . .
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
Babette: Visicompte!
Bayard:That's Hervé's band. . .
26) Ever worn a dress?
Babette: I'm wearing one now.
Bayard: Those ******** old nightgowns looked like dresses. But no, I've never worn an actual dress.
27) Willingly?
Babette: Yes.
Bayard: Noooo.
28 ) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Bayard: Sex. And federation stuff. that's always exciting.
Babette: Yep, same. Sex and all.
29) At night?
Babette: Probably the answer before. Exact same one.
Bayard: Yeah. Sex and Federation work. They're both exciting. Sex is better of course, but we get to be a little crazy in both areas.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Babette: Is that a joke?
Bayard: -grabs wife for a kiss- You bet.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Babette: Oh my! Why yes I have!
Bayard: She has! Hahahaha!
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Babette: Like giving out immortality or something. It'd be nice if you could choose who could live with you.
Bayard: -shrug- I've got enough of a superpower. Although sometimes I think telepathy would be nice.
33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
Bayard: Her.
Babette: Figured he'd say that.
34) Anyone loves you?
Babette: I would hope after this long we'd have some feelings for one another.
Bayard: Agreed.
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
Babette: I like green. All shades! It matches my eyes!
Bayard: For the same reason, I like to wear it.
Babette: He's such a sweetheart isn't he?
36) When was the last time you cried?
Babette: Probably a while ago.
Bayard: Same.
37) Do you have a pet?
Babette: No. There's no point in one.
Bayard: So positive isn't she?
Babette: I meant since we move around a lot, not because it'll die.
38 ) What did you name your pet?
Babette: Retard thing.
Bayard: I know. We just said we don't have one.
39) Are you crazy?
Babette: A bit.
Bayard: She's definitely more than a bit crazy.
40) What are you?
Babette: We just covered this, crazy.
Bayard: I think they mean race.
Babette: A human than, just a strange one.
Bayard. Amen.
41) What's your nickname?
Babette: I don't really have one. The boys call me Maman obviously. But is that really a nickname?
Bayard: Well, I call you that.
Babette: True. I guess than, and you're is Papa.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Babette: Happy!
Bayard: Definitely.
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Babette: Cooler than batman! But as crazy as Adam West!
Bayard: Agreed. I'd want a funny name like Le Avocat*! And I'd either be a crazy attourney or throw avocados at people.
[[* In French the word Avocat means both Lawyer and Avocado.]]
44) Favorite movie?
Babette: I don't really have one.
Bayard: So far, Borat. I laughed harder than I may have ever laughed in my life.
45) What is your current occupation?
Babette: I sing! And work for the Federation with ambiguous ambitions and work with Balthazar.
Bayard: Same, only I piano.
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Posted: Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:20 am
Character name: Ophelia Hojikoro
Strengths/Weaknesses: She is strong willed. is overly nice to people, even some bad one. -cough- her dad
How does the character deal with anger? she tries not to get angry but when she dose it comes out more as a rant
With sadness? puts on a fake smile
With conflict? picks the side she thinks is right and goes with it
With change? just goes with the flow of things
With loss? cries and tries to hide most of her pain away so she can consuls the others dealin with her same pain
What does the character want out of life? to live happy with her small little family
What would the character like to change in his/her life? the relationship of her dad and husband
What motivates this character? her son
What frightens this character? losin her husband again. an some thin bad happenin to her son
What makes this character happy? her family an friends
Is the character judgmental of others? Haha! no too many different people in her life
Is the character generous or stingy? generous
Is the character generally polite or rude? majorly polite
1) What gender are you?
Well at this point in my life, I am sure I am a female
2) What is your age?
doesn't this one like offend other women? But to answer 25
3) Do you want a hug?
ummm sure, but nothing more.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Haha! sleeping with my best friends dad!
I think that counts
5) What is your favorite food?
I would have to say Ice cream, that stuff is soooooo good.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Well I'm not picky, but if I had to pick just one. I would say chocolate chip cookie dough
7) Are you a virgin?
No I am married
8 ) Have you killed anyone?
. . .No one that I am willing to admit to
9) Do you hate anyone?
Nope, not at all
10) Do you have any secrets?
well, no, not any more.
11) What is your favorite season?
summer, it's nice an warm, plus I can take my son to the beach and the water is nice an warm.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Yuugure and her sister Hinade, oh and Aidan, can't forget Tennotsukai, oh then there is Pierre and Naga. Ha, and Kokomi, and Koseiboru! I don't want to leave any one out. Crap, Mogie and Cillian to!
13) What are your hobbies?
sex with my husband! I just found out he isn't dead like I thought he was!
14) What is your favorite drink?
rum and coke.
15) When is your birthday?
actual birthday? No clue, but the one picked for me, October 3rd
16) What age did you die?
never. But my husband had to fake his dead!
17) Are you nice or mean?
I would hope I was nice.
18 ) Are you social or shy?
a little of both I guess, social with my friends/family. Shy around new people.
19) What do you think of your parents?
They are both crazy, and my dad has done some things really bad, but I do love them any ways.
20) What's your weakness? my marriage
21) How long can you stay under water?
never really tried to time myself.
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis? work, take care of my son, have sex with husband.
23) Do you love someone?
yeah.
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
HAHAHA! Ok like really? when I was in my dad's slave market, so like when I was 16 or so. embarrassing I know
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
meh. I like what ever.
but lady gaga really would have to be my fav.
all thanks to my husband. . .
26) Ever worn a dress?
sure have
27) Willingly?
yep
28 ) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
taking my son some where he can play and have fun
29) At night?
I can't say that out loud
30) Ever kissed anyone?
No. . . yeah duh.
31) ...Of the same gender?
tehe?
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
to go back in time, I would fix some of the stuff I have done.
33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
My husband. But not like that. It's just nice to know he isn't dead.
34) Anyone loves you?
my friends and family, I'm pretty sure my husband still dose.
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
green, and brown
36) When was the last time you cried?
not too long ago.
37) Do you have a pet?
nope
38 ) What did you name your pet?
I didn't
39) Are you crazy?
I would like to think not.
40) What are you?
humane female?
41) What's your nickname?
Baby?
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Normally pretty happy.
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
aqua man!!!
44) Favorite movie?
Casablanca
45) What is your current occupation?
Music teacher.
Character(s): Tillie and Millie
Educational Background: None
Intelligence Level: Smart, though they have never been to school
Any Mental Illnesses? Goddess complex?
Learning Experiences: real life, and a long lives at that
Character's short-term goals in life: make there master happy
Character's long-term goals in life: make their master/husbands happy
How does Character see himself/herself? as goddess, and better them mortals.
How does Character believe he/she is perceived by others? not what they are worth. but still beautiful as ever.
How self-confident is the character? both of them have all the self-confidence they need
Does the character seem ruled by emotion or logic or some combination thereof? more like logic, but hey they're girls so some time both.
What would most embarass this character? their master yelling at them infront of very one else.
OCs chosen:
Tillie and Millie
1. Ahh yes! Welcome to the interview! Would you first like to introduce yourself?
Sure I am Macuilxochitl , Millie for short, goddess of love, games, beauty, dance, flowers, maize, and song.
And of course I am her sister Teoyaoimquit,Tillie for short, goddess of the dead, holding special honors to the the warriors who died in battle, and sun goddess of the sixth hour of the day!
2. So, are you acquainted with any of our other participants?
Millie: yeah she is my twin sister
Tillie: yep tiz true
3. Let’s start with the basic questions. How old are you?
Tillie: we are both five hundred and eighty nine years old, plus or minus a few years
4. Height and weight?
Millie: well both of us are five foot six but for weight I think I'm like one 150ish
Tillie: You have to be more then that I weigh that, an your fatter then me.
Millie: you little c**t sucking b***h, take that back
Tillie: it's better then being a cheater!
5. Sexual orientation?
Millie: I am married, but I have slept with girls
Tillie: Men get turned on for some reason when they see twins doing it
Millie: I never did understand that.
6. IQ?
Both: what is that now?
7. Bra size?
Millie: I really don't like bras but when I have to wear one I think I am like 36 C
Tillie: 34 C I just have a smaller rib cage.
Millie: I thought they had cut out a bunch of your ribs, and that why you were smaller?
Millie: Yeah that too.
8. Let’s cut the boring questions. Firstly, how many weapons are currently on your person?
Millie: I have a obsidian knife on me
Tillie: yeah thats all I got to.
9. Are you wanted for any crimes?
Tillie: Well when I was killing people they were willing, and it was legal. So I guess not
Millie: I don't know about that. We did work with Zhang, and Shang is our master.
Tillie: Oh riiiiight.
10. And the age old ‘Are you a virgin?’
Tillie: Nope.
Millie: I was the goddess of love for a reason.
11. Do you ever fantasize about same-sex relations?
Millie: Eh, every once in a wile. Not alot though
Tillie: Yeah, but Yoshi is good enough for me -looks over at sister-
Millie: WHAT!? He was good. But I wanted a man to myself!
12. Lovely. So, what is your favorite curse word?
Tillie: I really don't curse. but um b***h?
Millie: Ooo Mother ********. When was the last time you threw up?
Both: No clue!
14. Have any mental illnesses?
Tillie: Goddess don't get mental illnesses
Millie: I wasn't aware your brain could be sick.
15. What is your biggest phobia?
Both: Our master's anger
16. Do you crossdress often?
Millie: Umm no?
Tillie: Dose wearing your man's boxers and shirts count?
17. Have any addictions?
Millie: The flower that I am goddess of was actually a flower that when ingested would act like weed. An I was always on that. If I could find it I would totally use it again, so you could say I'm addicted to it.
Tillie: Ummm yeah, she was like hooked on it. But as for me. My husband.
18. What is the closest you have ever been to dying? Or have you ever died?
Millie: I have had my heart cut out of me before
Tillie: I had mine cut out all the time. And some times I would cut out other people's hearts!
Millie: Ah good times good times
19. Have the men in white coats ever taken you away?
Tillie: I wouldn't let them touch me
Millie: I don't see any one in white
20. Are the men in white coats after you?
Millie: well if my man wears white, then yes
Tillie: Um ew. No they are not.
21. Do you snore?
Both: No
22. Are you drooling right now?
Tillie: Hey Mill, you got a little some thin, right there
Millie: Oh shut up
23. Let’s say that this room was about to explode, and you could save one other person in here. Who would you choose?
Millie: I guess I have to pick my sister
Tillie: yeah same.
24. When was the last time you used the toilet?
Millie: before this
Tillie: Am I suppsoed to know when the last time I used it was. Like I don't know a couple of hours ago
25. Have you ever kissed a girl?
Tillie: -grabs sister and makes out-
26. Did you like it?
-still kissing-
27. The little voices in your head. Do you talk to them?
Millie: um
Tillie: haha that was fun
Millie:. . .right questions, um no nope voices
28. Were you made fun of in school? Why?
Both: never been to school
29. I can’t think of a question to ask you. Have any comments?
Millie: Can I go find my husband now?
Tillie: This was interesting to say the least
30. This interview has ended? Are you gleeful? Or would you like to complete our 100 question survey over thumbtacks?
Millie: Nope see ya
Tillie: yeah peace out.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:36 pm
Names?
Greyr: Greyr Troy.
Preston: Preston Mann.
Greyr: Heheh. That makes you sound like a surfer dude, Pres. It's like, Preston, Man.
Sidney: This is going to be a long interview if we let Greyr speak freely. Sidney Russell, by the way.
Cam: Amen to that. But that's normal for us. Cameron Simon. Aka the normal one.
Nicknames?
Greyr:Sometimes Greyr. Sometmes Troy. Sometimes Sidney calls me "Shut up!"
Preston: Dude you're stupid.
Sidney: See?
Cam: See: AKA the normal one.
How old are you?
Greyr: Twenty-six and three months! :'D
Preston: You're odd. And I'm Twenty-six as well.
Sidney:Twenty-four. It's hard to believe Greyr is older. He acts more like he's eight.
Cam: Sid you've got these people thinking you hate Grey, the way you sound. Nobody hates anyone here. Really.
Preston: Cam, this isn't an official interview, and it won't be posted anywhere.
Cam: Oh, well then ******** this, I'll be back in three with Starbucks.
Sidney: He's Twenty-three by the way.
What's your height?
Greyr: Six even? I think. But there are a lot of even numbers. I'm confused.
Preston: That's normal for you, Grey. I'm six-one.
Sidney: Five-eight.
Greyr: One. Two. Three. One of us is missing!
Sidney: Cam went to get Starbucks.
Greyr: Is he coming back?
Preston: Don't get upset Grey, he's not leaving forever.
Greyr: -sniff- Are you sure?
Sidney: Positive. Otherwise he'd have to get a real job.
Greyr: If you say so. . .
What are you (race/creature-wise)?
Greyr: Human! And really white! German, English and Italian!
Preston: He's World War II!
Greyr: Nooo. I'm Greyr.
Preston: -rolls eyes- I'm three-quarters English and the rest is Japanese.
Sidney: I'm like, every kind of white.
Cam: -comes back with a Grande drink of some sort-
Greyr: HOMIGOSHCAMITHOUGHTYOUWEREGONEFOREVER!
Cam: Hi Greyr.
Sidney: We should move on, this could get ugly.
OK, a little more about you… Hair/eye colors? Lefty or righty?
Greyr: Black and blue hair, green eyes and I'm a righty!
Preston:Lefty! Brown hair, black eyes.
Sidney: Blonde hair, blue eyes, righty.
Cam: Black hair, Brown eyes. Love of Starbucks. Righty.
Do you have any bad habits?
Greyr: Supposedly I'm really loud. Also oblivious.
Preston:You ARE, Grey. And I have a horrible habit of encouraging Greyr Troy.
Greyr: Hey that's me!
Sidney: Oblivious indeed.
Cam: Sidney has no bad habits because he's perfect.
Sidney: -shrugs-
Cam: -rolls eyes and drinks more coffee-
Are you a virgin?
Cam: I got a Ulysses S. Grant that says Sidney is.
Greyr: Where have I heard that before? What's that even mean?
Preston: He's betting a fifty dollar bill.
Greyr: We're naming money now!? -pulls out wallet-
Preston: No, Greyr. We're not- Nevermind, you're not even listening.
Greyr: -going through bills- I'll call you Petunia, and you R2, and you C3-P0, you guys can be friends. And you'll be Hell, Stacey, Her and Jane. And you'll be Dr. Kaboodles!
Sidney: I'll bet Petunia and the whole cast of Star Wars that Cam is a douchebag.
Preston: Well I, for one, will answer the question: No.
Sidney: Yeah, me neither. You can hand over Ulysses, Cam.
Cam: I wanna meet the girl and or boy first. Because I find it very unlikely.
Sindey: Shut up.
Greyr: -Looks up- Here I am!
Who's your mate/spouse?
Greyr: I haven't a mate. I suppose it is time for my yearly mating ritual.
Cam: What? The World Tour?
Greyr: Yep!
Sidney: Collecting STDs from each and every continent.
Cam: Told you he was a virgin.
Sidney: Go to hell, Cam.
Preston: Well, I for one am in a committed relationship. Unlike all the other losers here.
How did you meet?
Preston: In a grocery store. One of those ridiculous lines.
Greyr: He went to pick up groceries. He instead picked up a lady. Oohohohho.
Cam: Heheh. Sidney's a virgin.
Sidney: That's it! Fine! Up yours, Cam, I've slept with Penny! More than once!
Cam: -Frightened face- Penny? Like? My Penny?
Greyr: That's a good name for one of my dollars!
Preston: Wait. Penny, like, Cam's little sister?
Sidney: Yes. So shut the ******** up, Cam.
Cam: -throws Starbucks and jumps Sidney-
Preston: -sigh- It's so nice to get the family together for the holidays.
What's your favorite food?
Greyr: Food in general!
Preston: Dude, maybe we should stop them.
Cam: -killing Sidney-
Sidney: -struggling to get away/survive-
Greyr: Or maybe we can all play the happy game! -Starts singing a song about being happy-
What's your favorite ice cream flavor?
Preston: I think this interview has taken a turn for the worst. As everyone around me is obviously not answering their questions.
Greyr: -singing-
Sidney: -dying-
Cam -Killing-
Have you killed anyone?
Cam: I'm killing Sidney Russell right ******** now!
Sidney: Preston! Call for help!
Cam: Shut up!
Greyr: -stops singing- Yes?
Preston: I think I need new friends.
Do you hate anyone?
Cam: -angrily- Sidney!
Sidney: -distressed- Prestoooon!
Preston: -annoyed- Cam!
Greyr: -happily- GREYR!
Have any secrets?
Preston -managed to pull the fight apart- Obviously there are no secrets among friends like us.
Cam: -growling from the corner he was put into for starting the fight-
Sidney: I think he was seriously going to kill me.
Greyr: See? No secrets!
Do you love anyone?
Greyr: Sidney loves Penny!
Cam: AAUUUGGGGHHHHH!!!
Sidney: Greyr! You're not helping!
Preston: I love these ******** is your job?
Preston: Obviously mediator.
Greyr: People put quarters in you when they park next to you?
Preston: Not parking meter, mediator.
Greyr: I wanna say it has something to do with television.
Preston: You know what Greyr? Sure. You got it.
Greyr: Ten points for Gryffindor!
Sidney: We're all in a band, just to clarify.
Boy or girl?
Greyr: I'm a boy! I got pretty boy swag!
Preston: Whatever you say, Grey.
Sidney:We're all male.
Cam: Not when I'm through with you, Sidney.
Preston: What does that even mean?
What do you do to relax?
Greyr: Sing! Wanna hear? -starts singing the ABC's-
Sidney: I read.
Preston: Heh. And Penny.
Cam: You're next, Preston!
Preston: Ehh. He's scary. Someone get him a double mocha triple frappachino tripple chocolate half-calf.
Greyr: NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME!?
Any ambitions for the future?
Greyr: I wanna be in a band!
Preston: You are in a band, Grey.
Greyr: Oh. That's disappointing.
Cam: What about that is disappointing? You're living your dream.
Greyr: I have nothing to look forward to. Maybe I'll be a pro badminton player next!
Sideny: Good luck with that, Grey.
Describe your own personality - be honest!
Cam: I'm calm. Usually. And I'm addicted to Starbucks. I'd say I'm pretty tolerant. Usually. Because I can put up with Greyr.
Greyr: -Has rolled up dollar bills shoved up his nose-
Preston: Well, that about sums up Grey's personality. He's real comic relief.
Sidney: I'm pretty quiet, I like to read. These guys make it pretty tough.
What were you like as a child?
Preston: Grey was the same. I wanted to be a superhero. I thought I'd be some kind of wizard that could hypnotize his mom into buying whatever he wanted for him.
Cam: How'd that turn out?
Preston: My mom said "Preston put your pants on, and go get a job! You're seventeen!"
Greyr: -still has dollars in his nose- Harsh, dude.
Sidney: Yes, Greyr, if only he were normal like you.
Cam: I bet Sidney was a nerd. Tell Sidney I think he's a nerd.
Preston: Not this again. Remember last time I had to talk between you two?
Greyr: -shoots both dollars out of his nose- I remember! You told them both horrible things about their mothers and made up crap they said to make them finally talk it out.
Sidney and Cam: YOU DID WHAT!?
Preston: Cool. I guess mutual hatred for me is a little better.
Who is your best friend?
Cam: It USED to be Sidney. Or so I THOUGHT.
Sidney: You're overreacting.
Cam: YOU'RE OVERREACTING!
Preston: Alright dudes. Calm down.
Both: YOU SHUT UP!
Greyr: What did I do?
Preston: ******** this. Greyr is my best friend. Next question.
What is your favorite song?
Greyr: ALL OF THEM! I LIKE MUSIC! I SING IT!
Preston: Nothing in particular. I like some songs more than others depending on when I hear them or how much I've heard them.
Sidney: Classical music is always nice in the morning.
Cam: I'll be it is, jerk.
Sidney: How was what I said in any way suggestive? Or indicative of a relationship with your sister.
Cam: You, good sir, are such an a*****e.
What is your favorite read?
Sidney: THIS is my question. I love any of the classics, from Shakespeare to Homer and Jane Austen to Alexandre Dumas.
Preston: Anything sci-fi and fantasy, and manga. All the good stuff.
Greyr: Curious George and Captain Underpants!
Preston: Greyr, those are for kids.
Greyr: Yo Gabba Gabba?
Cam: This is sad.
Any family?
Greyr: Lots! Mom, Dad, three sisters -Emma, Lea, Melanie- two brothers -Grover and Malachi- and of course the newly adopted twins Tanie and Tommy!
Preston: Grey you got a big family, huh?
Greyr: It gets huger all the time!
Cam: You, Preston?
Preston: -shrugs- I have an older brother, Michael, he's an engineer. And Mom, of course. Dad left before I was born.
Sidney: I'm an only child. Grew up with mom and dad. It was pretty lame.
Cam: So you don't understand the hurt!
Preston: Cam has mom, dad and little sister Penny.
Greyr: Oh! Also I have four dogs! Their names ar-
Preston: NEXT QUESTION!
How are you with taking orders?
Preston: Greyrs awful, Sidney's best, Cam and I are iffy, next.
Greyr: Hey! I wanna say next this time!
Cam: So say it.
Greyr: Say what?
Sidney: Next.
Greyr: No, Sid! You can say it next time! It's my turn!
Preston: So, say it.
Greyr: Say what?
Preston: AUUGH! SAY NEXT, DUMBASS!
Greyr: Next, dumbass.
Preston, Cam and Sidney: -face/palm-
Can you cook?
Greyr: Yep! Mac 'n cheese, spaghetti, microwave dinners, pizza rolls. . .-goes on-
Preston: I can cook a lot more than Greyr. But oh, it's so nice to get a good meal, and Lydia can cook better than anyone I know.
Cam: That's his girlfriend, right?
Sidney: Yes.
Cam: I wasn't talking to YOU! -hiss-
Preston: Alright, next!
You just lost the game.
Greyr: ********: Oh, that one thing? On the internet? That's lame.
Sidney: What game?
Preston: I wasn't playing.
Greyr: You can't not play. It's against the rules.
Preston: I don't have to follow the rules if I'm not playing. So, ******** your rules, I'm not playing. I've actually won the game.
Greyr: But only Chuck Norris and Mr. T can win the game!
Sidney: I'm very confused.
What's your clothing style?
Sidney: Comfortable. When I'm not in a photoshoot or on stage.
Cam: Amen, up there we're paper dolls.
Preston: I dunno, I dig the clothes they give us.
Sidney: Because you and Greyr would dress like that anyhow.
Cam: Yeah, a t-shirt and jeans is all I really need.
Last question… What do you have to say now you’ve finished
this quiz?
Preston: I'm leaving! Everyone sort out your own ******** problems! -stands up and walks off-
Greyr: What's his problem?
Cam: -shrugs- No one ******** HIS sister!
Sidney: Greyr, let's go get ice cream.
Greyr: I ******** LOVE ICE CREAM, ********! -runs off-
Sidney: Come on, Cam, you can't be mad forever. Plus, ice cream's on the tour manager.
Cam: I'm game.
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:49 am
I'm going to try and say this without sounding forward, but Greyr, I wanna be on you.
[Also this is reserved for one that I'll do later.]
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Son of a Jotun Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Aug 01, 2010 7:24 pm
Me: I'll start us off with introductions! Since these usually go awry, what about I do the introductions?
The loud on is John.
John: Yo!
Me: The sharp-featured brunette is Amadeus.
Amadeus: Yep.
John: Don't you mean "ja"?
Me: JOHN! NO RACISM UNTIL AT LEAST THREE QUESTIONS IN!
John: Yeah whatever.
Me: Last one, the calmer blonde man, is Charles.
Charles: Let’s get this over with.
1) What gender are you?
All: Male
2) What is your age?
John: Frickin’ old!
Charles: Yeah.
John: Charles is the oldest though, borderline a billion!
Charles: Oh, cheers John.
John: That means “thank you” in British.
Charles: No John, it’s English actually.
John: Pansy English.
Amadeus: I’m hungry.
John: . . . Sauerkraut?
Charles: We’re on the second question John.
John: It is funny, because Amadeus is a German.
3) Do you want a hug?
John: An American hug.
Charles: I really do wish I understood the buffoon.
Amadeus: I’m good without.
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Amadeus: -cracks an evil smile-
John: Is that smile because you are a Nazi?
Charles: For god’s sake, John, he’s not a Nazi anymore.
Amadeus: Eleven months of my life that will haunt me forever.
Charles: It’s alright. That’s how I feel about making John’s acquaintance.
John: I’m flattered.
5) What is your favorite food?
John: AMERICAN FOOD!
Charles: Carbs, calories and high fructose corn syrup?
John: Oreo pizza!
Amadeus: Whatever Klaus is wearing.
John: That’s his wife.
Charles: Yes, Klaus, his wife Klaus.
John: Is that what they call them now?
Charles: Stop that John.
Amadeus: Charles, calm down, it’s John, I’m used to it.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
John: AMERICA
Charles: What the hell? That is certainly not an ice cream flavor.
John: It MUST be a Ben and Jerry’s.
Charles: Dear god.
Amadeus: He won’t help you with John. Nothing will. Just smile and nod.
Charles: He’s not stupid, he’s just annoying and thick-headed.
7) Are you a virgin?
John: It’s been like two hundred and some-odd years since I was a boy, and back then, that’s when Johnny started making magic. You see, it all started back in Albany, New York, before America was America-
Charles: As much as we’d like to hear this riveting tale, John, please shut your bloody mouth.
Amadeus: Ha. Let him elaborate, Charles it’s all he has.
Charles: I don’t believe that’s so.
John: Excuse me! I’m elaborating here!
8 ) Have you killed anyone?
Charles: Amadeus had better not say a word.
Amadeus: What I cracked a few necks every here and there. Mostly German officer necks following a little run-in with Klaus and a rifle to the head.
Charles: What a lovely anniversary tale.
Amadeus: You don’t want to know the rest.
John: Basically we’ve all been soldiers, and we’ve all taken out a few Brits.
Charles: Ahem?
John: What?
9) Do you hate anyone?
Charles: John Alfred McClellan.
John: Hey that’s me!
Amadeus: 3.2.1.
John: Heeeeyyy.
10) Do you have any secrets?
John: Well I’m immortal, Charles is gay and Amadeus is a Nazi.
Amadeus: Was a Nazi, and we’re all immortal John.
Charles: I’m not gay, John.
John: Riiiight.
11) What is your favorite season?
John: Hahaha. You guys, the first thing that came to mind was “mating season.”
Charles: That is not surprising.
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
John: Charles loves me, and he knows it.
Charles: Certainly not. Amadeus: I can be straight up, after Klaus, Charles, John and Bayard. It’s the car-full for all the fun and excitement you could want.
John: I can have a car full of fun with me and Molly alone.
Charles: I hate you John, just shut your mouth.
13) What are your hobbies?
John and Amadeus: Well. . .
Charles: Oh you’re both over a hundred years old, grow up!
14) What is your favorite drink?
Amadeus: Beer. These jokes just write themselves.
Charles: I’m a fan of rum, more, brandy.
Amadeus: See?
John: It’s all about whiskey.
15) When is your birthday?
John: April 28th, 1754!
Charles: I’m shocked you didn’t change it to July 4th.
John: That’s a good idea. Can you change your birthday?
Amadeus: All of our identification is fake.
16) What age did you die?
All: Never.
17) Are you nice or mean?
John: Charles is mean and Amadeus is a Nazi, so that’s a given.
Charles: John, you’re pathetic.
John: Okay Charles, even though your king is the big fat meanie head who started the whole conflict.
Charles: I don’t believe rebellions are started by the mother country.
John: What is this!? Soviet Russia! Shut the ******** up and get Americanized, Charles! -whips him with an American flag-
Amadeus: Actually, there is no “Soviet Russia” it’s “Union of Soviet Socialists Republic” or “USSR” or “Russia.”
John: THE MOTHERLAND! WHERE’S NAKITA!?
Charles: John just shut up.
18 ) Are you social or shy?
John: What is this “shy”? It exists not in the Immortal Federation!
Charles: Now that’s something I say we agree on.
Amadeus: Amen.
19) What do you think of your parents?
John: They’re pretty dead. I only knew them for a few years, and I’m a few hundred, so, honestly, they really meant nothing to me.
Amadeus: -shrug- I fought a few early rebellions, and haven’t seen my mom since I was eighteen. She’s probably dead. . .
John and Charles: You don’t know?!
20) What's your weakness?
Charles: Aurora
John: Molly
Amadeus: Cake. . .
John and Charles: . . .
Amadeus: What?
21) How long can you stay under water?
John: Forever, I mean, we don’t die.
Charles: I’ve never really tried, but I guess John’s right.
John: -grins like an idiot in Charles’s face-
Charles: Whah?
John: You said I’m right.
Charles: Oh bugger off.
Amadeus: Heheh British.
22) What do you do on a daily basis?
Amadeus: Sex.
John: Yeah, I’m gonna second that with “sex.”
Charles: And myself as well, sex.
23) Do you love someone?
Charles: Aurora
John: Molly
Amadeus: Klaus
Charles: Not cake this time?
Amadeus: No, I love cake, but I thought it was talking about people.
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
Amadeus: Is this or isn’t this a sexual question?
Charles: Dear god, after everything I’ve done, why is it you made them immortals as well.
John: Because he loves you and wants you to be happy.
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
John: Meh, they all come and go.
Charles: Yeah. . .
Amadeus: Amen.
26) Ever worn a dress?
John: -looks at Amadeus-
Amadeus: No, John, I’ve never worn a dress.
Charles: I wore a kilt once.
John: Oh, and Amadeus is the gay one?
Charles: -sigh-
27) Willingly?
John: Willingly, Charles?
Charles: Shut your mouth you bloody t**t.
Amadeus: Ew. A bloody t**t.
28 ) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
All: Sex.
29) At night?
All: Sex.
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Charles: Well duh.
John: Uh yeah, obviously.
31) ...Of the same gender?
Amadeus: Really? Only me?
Charles and John: -look away awkwardly- Uhhm. . .
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Amadeus: Haha, mind reading, I want to know what that last response was about.
Charles: Time travel. To change the past.
John: Immortality.
All: -silent for a moment- Ahahahahahahahaha!
33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
Amadeus: Klaus. Or did we want specifics?
Charles: No thank you, Amadeus. How about no details.
John: I like to-
Charles?: You’re not allowed to answer, John.
34) Anyone loves you?
Charles: Well all of us are married, so, I think I speak for all of us when I say, yes.
35) What's your favorite color(s)?
John: Is that color with a “U”?
Charles: Why would it matter?
John: Well, I’ll know if the question was directed toward you if it’s the British spelling.
Charles: And what about Amadeus then?
John: It would have been “Ja, vat is your favorite color, Herr Nazi?”
Charles: John that’s completely uncalled for!
Amadeus: -is laughing-
Charles: I see he cares.
36) When was the last time you cried?
Amadeus: Um, never a good time?
Charles: Sounds a bit unrealistic.
John: For a British pansy maybe.
Amadeus: Yes Charles, I thought big girls didn’t cry.
Charles: -sigh- Are we done yet?
37) Do you have a pet?
John: They all die. Maybe a tortoise? They at least live over a hundred years.
But honestly I have plenty of dogs, always named after good presidents.
Charles: I doubt that would fit in your house, John. A tortoise?
Amadeus: I for one have three dogs.
John: Are they Nazi dogs?
Amadeus: Yes. Their names are S.S., Aryan and Panzer.
John: Sounds about right.
38 ) What did you name your pet?
John: EVERY PRESIDENT. MOSTLY.
Charles: I haven’t got one. The boys always wanted dogs, but a small house in Portsmouth isn’t quite right for a dog like they wanted.
Amadeus: They’re names are actually Felsblock, Bismarck and Blume.
39) Are you crazy?
Charles: John is.
John: Charles is.
Amadeus: Yeah I am.
40) What are you?
John: Immortal?
Charles: English?
Amadeus: Gay.
41) What's your nickname?
John: Uhm. Charles? Do I have a nickname?
Charles: Not that I know of. I call you dumbass a lot. And wanker.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
John: HAPPY! AMERICAN! HAPPY!
Charles: Okay John.
Amadeus: I want to go home.
Charles: Sick of us?
Amadeus: Nah, I want to get laid.
43) If you were a superhero, you'd be...?
John: CAPTAIN AMERICA! WITH THE POWER OF AMERICA. . .ism
Charles: You’re a stupid ********, John. A bloody stupid ********: You’d be Aquaman. Useless.
Amadeus: Ha.
44) Favorite movie?
Charles: LET me guess, John. Something related to America? Like The Patriot, 1776, or some History Channel special on America?
John: No actually, I really like “Catch Me if You Can.”
Amadeus: DiCaprio, right?
John: If I’d go gay for anyone, ya know?
Amadeus: As I am gay for everyone, no. I don’t.
John: -shrug- whatever.
45) The end. And we feel?
Amadeus: -is already gone-
Charles: Yeah. I fell kind of like that too. Come on John, let’s go home.
John: Okay!
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Posted: Wed Dec 01, 2010 11:06 am
((This is a co lab between iikazuna-kun an I. Leo, Abarden, and Telmina are mine, the others are his.))
1) What gender are you?
Telmina: A female. Like you couldn't tell?
Abarden: Gay.
Telmina: So that isn't a gender.
Abarden: It is to me! -giggle snort-
Telmina: -facepalm- He's a male!
Infernara: Female. Wanna check..?
Nexus: As if my huge muscles and masquline face doesn't give it away... I'm a guy.
2) What is your age?
Infernara: Old enough to rock Eversor's cave. If he'd let me...
Nexus: I forget... Death kinda messed me up. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Infernara: Who the hell are you?
Telmina: Why would Eversor be interested in a women every other dragon has already had their turn with? He has me. He will be the one any only dragon to lay with me.
Abarden: Yeah, so Um yeah I'm still young only 112. Telmina don't you think you should be nice?
Telmina: Why she has probably slept with all the male dragons. Isn't that right? You act like a cat on heat!
Infernara: I'm just out for a little fun! What's wrong with that? You're just jealous that I've actually mated, you winged polar bear!
Nexus: Well, this is awkward...
3) Do you want a hug?
Nexus: Touch me and I'll kill you...
Infernara: Just one from Sunda'blaka. -daydreams fro a few seconds- I bet Telmina doesn't even know that's his last name!
Telmina: I need to know only what he is willing to tell me. An no I don't want a hug.
Abarden: -hugs Telmina- D'awww but I luuurve you Tellie.
Telmina: -blows frost in Abarden's face-
4) Do you have any bad habits?
Abarden: hum well I tend to chew my nails? that count?
Telmina: No my Lord trained me to be perfect in every way. Maybe you could take some pointers whore?
Infernara: I don't wanna be a goodie goodie two-shoes. I like being bad! Go mate with an icicle... Eversor's mine.
Nexus: Killing large masses of people and beings for no apparent reason... Like I will these two if they don't shut up...
Telmina: Go suck a duck b***h
5) What is your favorite food?
Infernara: Well... It would be Eversor <3 and then there's Telmina's scorched and mangled body... -glare-
Nexus: A bloody Mary. Get it?! The bloody, mangled corpse of a girl named Mary?! MWAHAHAHAHA! Haha! Ha... ******** you...
Telmina: Hey look Abarden an the whore have some thing in common they both like d**k!
Abarden: Nice gay joke but no actually my favorite food has to be salad.
Telmina:Aren't you a meat eating large cat?
Abarden: Um should be yes, but it I eat meat it makes me sick.
Telmina: Bet your boyfriends aren't happy bout that.
6) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Telmina: Cherry.
Abarden: that's funny cause you still got yours!
Infernara: Eversor <3
Nexus: What the hell is this crap?!
7) Are you a virgin?
Infernara: ******** no! ;3
Nexus: ......
Infernara: Awww! Little Nexu need some lovin'?
Nexus: Don't touch me... Your human from WOULD be blonde! Hahahaha!!
Abarden: Wow dude you're like how old an still haven't gotten laid? That's rather sad I got laid when I was like sixteen.
Telmina: There is nothing to be ashamed about not having have had sex.
Abarden: Pffft! If you're a girl sure. But if you're a dude you should have sex by your twenties at least.
Nexus: Death erased my memory! I could've before he brought me into his service, I just don't remember! He had me working like crazy and I just got off the job, so bite me!
8 ) Have you killed anyone?
Telmina: Duuur yeah.
Abarden: Yes. An I pray to the holy mother and father for their forgiveness.
Telmina: I bet whore face killed some one with all her STDs. XP
Nexus: I second Telmina's comment, and yes, that goes without saying. I worked for DEATH for crying out loud!!
Infernara: Not with STDs. I've killed plenty. And the list is about to get longer... -glare-
9) Do you hate anyone?
Infernara: Telmina's icicle virgin a**. She can hang herself with her cold-a** intestines for all we care.
Telmina: Why would I go an kill myself and leave poor Eversor to suffer with you?
Abarden: So Nexus, what have you been up to lately?
Infernara: He definitely wouldn't be suffering with me ;3
Nexus: I'm not at all biased. I kill everyone and hate you all equally.
10) Do you have any secrets?
Abarden: -tunrs red- HAHAHAHA! NO no way why would I have any secerets!? AHAHAHA!
Telmina: That sure seems guilty. An no no I don't hide any thing. But maybe if you hid your body more you would be so easy, slut.
Abarden: An here we go again!
Nexus: If I tell you, I'd have to kill you. But I'm just gonna kill you all anyway though, right?
Infernara: I'll pass...
11) What is your favorite season?
Infernara: Mating season!
Nexus: Whenever I kill the most people, which would be all the time.
Eversor: -enters- Hello all. What are you guys doing in here?
Infernara: Eversor! -snuggles-
Eversor: -sigh- How goes it Telmina? Abarden? Hi, Infernara...
Nexus: -facepalm- Can we skip to the part where I take the runaway b***h? I'm getting sick of being here...
Abarden: Agreed Mating season. Every body is too busy screwing each others brains out to get in a fight. Or a battle. So that leaves me free to go do some thin other then heal people. Hey Eversor
Telmina: Winter. -blushes- hi Eversor.
Infernara@Abarden: I know right? Instead their all fighting on their beds to stick and get stuck!
Eversor: I can guess what Infernara's talking about... I haven't fully enjoyed Mating Season, that's when I'm the busiest with my duties to Paha. And hi Telmina -grin-
12) Who is your best friend(s)?
Nexus: Me.
Eversor: I tend to be a little distant due to my extreme loyalty to Paha, so I really don't have any friends except my comrades in arms.
Infernara: Which includes me! :3
Eversor: Aaand Telmina. And Abarden... -continues down the character list-
Telmina: I don't have a BEST friend, just friends. And that slut isn't included. -glares-
Abarden: Sadly my best friend has to be Leonardo. Sad I know.
Telmina: Yeah. Sad.
Eversor: That's pitiful...
13) What are your hobbies?
Abarden: SEX!
Telmina: you're shameful.
Abarden: SO hey Eversor did you know Telmina reeeeally likes you!
Telmina: -is bright red- Shuuut up!
Eversor: Tending to my duties to P-- What, huh??
Infernara: I agree, sex and fighting. -glares@Abarden-
14) What is your favorite drink?
Eversor: Victory, metaphorically speaking.
Nexus: Again, a bloody Mary.
Infernara: -looks at Eversor-
Eversor: -glances@Infernara- What?
Abarden: Bloody Mary sounds like a girl on her period. Ew.
Telmina: Some thing cold. Like fruit juice with ice in it.
Abarden: Water. -cough- Telmina wants to be your mate Eversor -cough- Oh sorry had some thing in my throat
Telmina: -red again- Like a d**k?! You a*****e!
Nexus: Ew, you're right... Scratch that.. A strong ale.
Eversor: Uhhh... -dark scales mostly hide red-ness-
15) When is your birthday?
Telmina: I'm not sure.
Abarden: May 22!
Eversor: I, too, do not know.
Infernara: Why should I care? I care aout the birthdays of me and Eversor's chicks! -snuggles more-
Eversor: -mouths out the words "Save me"-
Telmina: -scoots over and snuggles along side Eversor- Get lost whore. He doesn't want your STDs
16) What age did you die?
Eversor: I think it's safe to say that we're all not dead yet.
Abarden: Hey Nexus since you worked for death didn't that make you dead?
Nexus: Immortal. There's a difference. Still am too so watch it, f**.
17) Are you nice or mean?
Telmina: I am how the situation calls for
Abarden: I'm nice.
Telmina: HA!
Eversor: I don't know. How am I Telmina?
Infernara: Generally nice, but mean in mating season. Wanna find out Eversor?
Nexus: I'm nice when I want people to think I am. Right now? I'm about to get mean on these childish reptiles...
Telmina: He doesn't want to find out with you. I think you're very nice. -glares at Infernara-
Eversor: What up with you two??
18 ) Are you social or shy?
Abarden: I'm a social butterfly
Telmina: I like how you chose BUTTerfly.
Abarden: Oh shut it. At least when I want to sleep with some one I have the guts to tell them. Unline you Telmina. Hey Eversor she wants to jump your d**k.
Telmina: -attacks Abarden-
Infernara: -shrugs- Doesn't all the lady dragons want to? And I'm very social ;3
Nexus: Finally! Something good on this pointless sheet of text! -watches Telmina attack Abarden while eating popcorn-
Eversor: -is so red that it's visible- Uhhh... Can I talk to you Tellie? -exits-
19) What do you think of your parents?
Nexus: -shrug- Don't remember, don't care.
Infernara: They were kind and loving and let me live on my own as soon as I learned to fly, just as any other dragon parents did.
Abarden: -laying on the floor bleeding- Ouch that little b***h bit me!
Tellmina: -leaves to talk-
Abarden: BIIIIITCH! -grumbles- yeah my parents pricks I hate my family.
Nexus: -is laughing hystariacally-
20) What's your weakness?
Abarden: Men covered in blood an sweat like they just came out of some huge battle. -sigh- oh man so hot.
Infernara: Eversor's hot bod <3 whch reminds me... Where the hell did he and icicle b***h go?
Nexus: I have no weaknesses. I am immortal!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
21) How long can you stay under water?
Infernara: I hate water... and Ice.
Nexus: I understand the ice... And I can stay under as long as I want cuz, again, I'M IMMORTAL!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Abarden: I can't say that I have tried to time myself. But my little sister did try to drown me when we were younger. My parents didn't try to stop her, only the strongest should be aloud to live. As my father put it. -eye roll- . . . Does any one else hear that? Sounds like some one is having. . . yeah never mind. . .
Nexus: Yeah, I hear it too... That reminds me, can we go back to the virgin question?...... Did they have to be living?
22) What do you do on a regular daily basis?
Abarden: Serve under Lord Paha. AND NOT LIKE THAT YOU PERVERTS!
Leonardo: What the hell are all you guys doing sitting around in my bedroom!?
Abarden: OH LEEEEOOO! -glomps-
Infernara: Heyyy Leoooo -snuggles-
23) Do you love someone?
Infernara: I don't believe in love. Only making it ;3 Right Leo..?
Nexus: No.
Leo: I LOVE MY WIIIIFE!
Abarden: Leo shame shame. You know I don't want to mate with you. I only like gay men.
Leo: THEN GET THE HELL OFF ME BOTH OF YOU!!
Abarden: I was just saying hi.
Leo: Just answer the question
Abarden: Yes I love some one.
24) When was the last time you wet your self.
Abarden: I had some one make me j**z in my pants does that count as wetting myself?
Leo: Um ew. An like 500 years ago.
Infernara: I get wet anytime I think of Eversor. Does that count?
Nexus: I don't remember.
25) What's your favorite band(s)?
Infernara: Nahh, male moans and groans are music enough to my ears.
Nexus: I don't listen to music. Only boorcurtling screams of pain and anguish.
Abarden: I don't know. But I looove the sounds my lovers make as the thru -Leo's hand slaps over his mouth- Mumph!!
Leonardo: I prefer that you didn't say that. As for music I like the sounds of the violin. What the hell is wrong with the rest of you guys?
26) Ever worn a dress?
Abarden: Once as a joke
Leonardo: I believe that. An no. No I haven't.
Infernara: In my human form. A very sassy one at that. ;3
Nexus: No.
27) Willingly?
Nexus: I said I've never worn a dress.. -.-
Infernara: Hellll yeahhhhhh! Works every time ;3
Abarden: Yeah I lost the bet so as a joke I wore the dress the whole day. Ah good times good times
Leonardo: Yeah no never.
28 ) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Leo and Abarden: SEX BABY!!!
Infernara: I second that, my friends. :3
Nexus: Killing people... What's so great about sex anyway?
Abarden: Only a man who has never had sex would say that.
29) At night?
Infernara: MORE SEX~~!!
Nexus: -sigh- Again with the sex...
Leo: Sex indeed
Abarden: I like it when a big strong man grabs me an ******** me -Leo's hand slaps over his mouth again-
Leo: You over share
Infernara: I like hearing about Abarden's experiences, so stfu Leo.
Leo: wow dude, if you want to know so bad why don't you just sleep with him?
30) Ever kissed anyone?
Leo: every day.
Abarden: Yep all the time
Nexus: ..... No comment.
Infernara: Duh!
31) ...Of the same gender?
Nexus: -facepalm- Here we go...
Eversor: -enters again- Hello again. Sorry about that... Had to talk to Telmina about some things... Uh, what are we talking about now?
Nexus: Just wait and Abarden and Leo will tell you.
Abarden: -grins- this question is all for me! Yes I have an still do, an we do more then just kiss we ******** each others brains out!
Leo: Oh god.
Abarden: Leo isn't tellin you one time we got high off some healin plants and ended up making out!
Leo: -beats Abadren-
Telmina: See Abarden just pisses every one off.
Eversor: He hasn't angered me. Yet...
32) If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Abarden: Seduction!
Leo: What a loser.
Telmina: to turn invisible!
Eversor: I have everything I've ever wanted, thank you very much. -snuggles Telmina-
Infernara:.....
Telmina: -purrs an smirks at Inernara-
33) What's you're favorite thing to touch?
Infernara: -looks@Eversor-
Eversor: -looks@Telmina-
Nexus: Blood. Lots and lots of blood.
Abarden: p***s I LOVE TO TOUCH p***s!!
Leo: Just ignore him.
Telmina: I already do. -snuggles Eversor-
34) Anyone loves you?
Telmina: Eversor?
Abarden: yep
Leo: My wife. . . I think
Eversor: Very much so -grins@Telmina- Telmina?
Nexus: Don't care.
Infernara: My other mates...
35) What's your favorite colour(s)?
Nexus: Blood.
Eversor: -looks@Telmina- Snow-white.
Infernara: -exits-
Abarden: Purple!
Leo: Orange
Telmian: black fire . -smiles at Eversror-
36) When was the last time you cried?
Abarden: Like less then ten years ago.
Leo: That's because your a p***y.
Abarden: An so are you. We are both of the feline family.
Telmina: When I was little and scrapped me knee.
Eversor: -thinks- I don't remember... But I know I did some time when I was younger.
Nexus: Never you pathetic scum.
37) Do you have a pet?
Nexus: Plenty of them! And their all hungery for some play time... Wanna play?
Eversor: I've only seen your Roc and that was enough for me, Nexus. And no, I do not have any pets.
Abarden: Yes I have a bird!
Leo: I'll play with your beasts an turn them into whimpering pups.
Telmina: I had a kitten once
Abarden: Aww I remember it!
Telmina: Yeah it was so cute.
Leo: what happened to it?
Telmina: Um well
Abarden: She hugged it too tight.
Leo:Oh
Nexus: Too bad they're not dogs, clawless kitten. They'll turn you inside-out like they did your mom!
38 ) What did you name your pet?
Abarden: Fuzzy.
Telmina: Peaces
Leo: I never had a pet to name. So why did you name it Fuzzy?
Abarden: -shrugs-
Leo: I would have guessed you owned a gerbil or hamster.
Abarden: here we go with the gay jokes
Nexus: Too many names to list.
39) Are you crazy?
Nexus: ******** yeah!
Eversor: No? I wouldn't think so. But Nexus is definitely beyond crazy.
Nexus: Death messes you up man, but I love it!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Eversor: -facepalm-
Abarden: I'm crazy in a good way
Leo: Don't believe him.
Telmina: Nope not the least bit crazy.
Leo: So Nexus has crazy laughed how many times in this Q and A.
Abarden: I lost count
40) What are you?
Abarden: A gay tiger
Leo: Lion?
Telmina: This question is vague really
Nexus: A necromancer? And we all knew that was gonna come from Abarden.
Eversor: Telmina's -snuggles Telmina-
Telmian: -purrs-
Abarden: Awww that's so cute
41) What's your nickname?
Eversor: Well, the latin interpretation of "Eversor" is "Destroy" or "The Destroyer" while Sunda'blaka means "Shadow Scales" in Cleric.
Nexus: Angelus of Nex. Means "Angel of Death" in Latin. Suck it.
Leo: better not say that or you might have Abarden pulling down your pants.
Abarden: Um no. Sorry. I don't just give anybody a blow job.
Telmina: Sure fooled me.
Abarden: Oh ******** you.
Leo: Be nice. No reason to be mad just because your a man slut. That's his nick name, man whore.
Abarden: An yours is d**k faced poopie pants!
Leo: Creative.
42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?
Leo: Happy
Abarden: Pissed off at the stupid Lion!
Telmina: He's worse then a new born, and happy. Now that I got you! ~<3 -huggles Eversor-
Leo: New love it cute
Eversor: -huggles Telmina- Happy, paws down.
Nexus: Does anti-social count?
43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Nexus: ******** that, I'd be the villian! And I'd be ME! And you would all DIE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Eversor: -rolles eyes@Nexus- I'd be me and save everyone here from Nexus's mindless and egotistical rambling.
Nexus: SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!!
Eversor: Very original...
Leo: I don't even know what superheros could beat me.
Abarden: Hum I guess batman?
Leo: No you'd be p***s suck man
Telmina: I would be Wonder women
Abarden: ******** you. Your so obsesed with me bein gay. Is it cause you like men to?
Leo: Have you seen my wife? She's hotter then any man. And I have sex with her. Why would I switch to the other team?
Telmina: Because she wouldn't be so mad at you all the time?
44) Favorite movie?
Abarden: A what now?
Telmina: You know, a movie? Sam told us all about them.
Leo: Eh. Never watched one.
Abarden: Right, I'm in love with Batman.
Telmina: Gay
Eversor: Lucas spoils me with them. Do you know how far off the Eragon movie is from the book? It's wayy off.
Nexus: The Exorcis and Devil
Eversor: Both those movies were aweful.
Nexus: Just like your taste in women.
Eversor: At least I can get one, and remember getting one.
45) What is your current occupation?
Eversor: I am a volunteer warrior for Paha.
Nexus: Spiffy. NOT. I'm a self-employed serial killer. MWAHAHAHAHA!!
Telmina: I'm a lover -nudges Eversor-
Leo: House husband, if that counts.
Abarden: HAHA! More like a Queen!
Leo: Shut up faggit
Abarden: You wish, I am a healer by trade and archer by night I am the ABARDEN!!!
Telmina: here we go again
((THIS ON IS ALL ME))
-takin place in Sam's livin room Yay!-
Ok do you know any one here?
Abarden: Um Hi, and no, I don't.
Aidan: Nice Cosplay dude.
Klaus: Nope, agreed nice cosplay, the ears look real.
Abarden: They are real, what's a cosplay?
Aidan: -pulls ear- HOLY ******** s**t THEY ARE REAL!
Klaus: Eh, I've seen weirder.
Abarden: Um ouch that hurt, please keep your hands to yourself.
How old are you?
Aidan: Dude I can't get over your ears, is the face paint real to?
Abarden: Yes, they are my strips. And I am only one hundred and twelve
Klaus: High five your old like me!
Aidan: Ok what the ******** I am only twenty three. How come you guys are old an look the same age as me!?
Abarden: I am a demon obviously, we live a lot longer then humans.
Aidan: Ok so I am just gonna sit a little more over here.
Klaus: Schinderei
What's your height?
Klaus: You know I am not really sure, five foot five or some thing like that.
Abarden: five six I believe
Aidan: Yeah ok like five foot three
Klaus: I think that is being generous on your height
Aidan: ******** you.
Klaus: Ha, sorry, married.
Abarden: I bet you're like five foot nothing.
Aidan: ******** you to.
Abarden: I have some one, but if you really want to ******** some one. I know a guy that will ******** any thing that walks.
What are you, race and/or creacher wise?
Klaus: Immortal, and Gay, oh and married!
Abarden: Saber toothed tiger demon, gay also.
Aidan: Human. And gay.
Abarden and Klaus: We could tell.
Are you drooling right now?
Aidan: No?
Abarden: That is a little random.
Klaus: Nope, only drool when my hubby is walking around naked.
Abarden: Sounds fun.
Klaus: If you saw his p***s you would know.
Aidan: He big?
Klaus: Like HUGE
Abarden: Ah but can he use it?
Klaus: In ways you could never imagine. It's like, Ich will, dass er mich so hart bumst, dass mein Verstand mein Kopf herauskommt. Oh babe
Aidan: I didn't get a word of that.
OK, a little more about you… Hair/eye colours? Leftie or rightie?
Aidan: Brown hair, brown an green eyes. Leftie.
Klaus: When it asks leftie or rightie dose it mean for masturbating?
Abarden: Good question.
Klaus: Well any ways. Dirty blond, gray eyes, rightie.
Abarden: Auburn with blue eyes. Rightie as well, but when it comes to them nights alone I can go both ways!
Klaus: I thought you said you had some one?
Abarden: I do, but we live quite a bit apart most of the month.
Aidan: Aww that sucks.
Klaus: I couldn't live away from my husband, poor babe! -huggles-
Abarden: It's ok, I am moving to where he lives, so those nights are long gone!
Aidan and Klaus: YAAAY!
What's your favorite food?
Aidan: Oh Tsukune!
Klaus: What is that? Sounds really japanese.
Aidan: It's like a chicken patty.
Abarden: Chestnut soup.
Aidan: Haha Nut.
Klaus: Bratwurst all the way
Aidan: And like that is stereotypical german?
Do you have any bad habits?
Klaus: Define "bad" for me.
Aidan: I smoke, but so dose my boyfriend.
Abarden: I am a little overly nice to my king my boyfriend gets a little upset over it.
Klaus: s**t I would be upset to if my man was "overly nice" to his king and lived away from me. No, no honey that wouldn't fly.
Abarden: I don't like sleep with my king or any thing!
Aidan: Yeah but still.
What's your favourite drink?
Klaus: beer and coffee.
Aidan: Sake babe!
Abarden: So you two are drunks?
Klaus: Nah
Aidan: I used to be.
Are you a virgin?
Aidan: Lost it like when I was ten dude.
Klaus: what the hell were you doing having sex when you were ten!?
Aidan: I didn't want to do it!
Abarden: if you think that's bad I didn't have sex till I was in my fifties.
Klaus: Ok you two are booth crazy. I had sex when I met my husband, gay sex. But I had had sex with a women before that.
Who's your mate/spouse?
Klaus: Amadeus! He's my lovey hubby!
Aidan: Tennotsukai. He's an a*****e, but for some reason he's my boyfriend. I think if I let hum we would break up.
Klaus: Maybe he doesn't like mega fags?
Aidan: But I'm not!
Klaus: REALLY?
Abarden: His name is Mavek.
Aidan: You two married?
Abarden: No, not even mates. Just together, if you can even say that.
Klaus: Awww it's ok, you two can work it out.
Abarden: I want to, but I think he's over me -cry-
Klaus: Shhhh there there tiger man.
Do you have any kids?
Klaus: No, but I want one!
Aidan: Yeah a son, his name is Majide
Abarden: -sniffle- No, not really a family person.
What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Aidan: Chunky Monkey.
Klaus: What the ********? Is that even a flavor?
Aidan: Yep Ben n Jerry's
Abarden: What's ice cream?
Aidan: frozen milk with that comes in different flavors.
Klaus: I love the coffee flavored kinds
Abarden: I really have no idea what I would like.
Klaus: We should all go get some when this is over.
Aidan: Sounds great!
Have you killed anyone?
Abarden: yes.
Klaus: I tried to kill my husband, but he didn't die
Aidan: WHY!?
Klaus: he was a nazi
Aidan: 0.o
Klaus: I SAID WAS!
Abarden: A what now?
Klaus: Don't worry bout it.
What are your hobbies?
Aidan and Klaus: SEX!
Abarden: I heal people
Aidan and Klaus: -just stare-
Abarden: OK YES SEX
Do you hate anyone?
Klaus: Nah. It's kind of stupid to hate some one who is going to die way before you.
Aidan: Hell yes. His name is Zhang, and I would love to kill him
Abarden: My family, they all hate me.
Klaus: Ouch, that sucks.
Aidan: Oh and my dad, he sold me and my sister to a underground sex market.
Klaus: Wow that sucks just as much.
Have any secrets?
Klaus: Normally I don't tell people I am immortal.
Aidan: I have a few skeletons in my closet
Abarden: AHAHA NOPE NO SECRETS!
Klaus: Riiiight
Do you have any diseases?
All three: No
Are you straight, bisexual, or gay?
Aidan: Bisexual
Abarden: Gay, v****a doesn't interest me.
Klaus: Gay, I am a married man.
Do you love anyone?
Klaus: I would hope when you marry some one that means you love them, so yeah.
Aidan: Yeah, my mom, my little sister, and of course Tennotsukai.
Abarden: Mavek, he's my every thing. With out him, I would only live for my job. A way of life I don't want to go back to.
Klaus: Aw see that's really cute. You two will make it, specially if you tell him some thing like that.
What is your job?
Klaus: to bend over?
Aidan: I'm a cop right now, but I want to be a RN
Abarden: The king's healer and an archer.
Do you have a temper?
Aidan: No.
Klaus: Not really I can get a little prickly some times
Abarden: What you can get a boner some times?
Klaus: HAHA!
What do you do to relax?
Klaus: Sex my husband up
Abarden: Chew my nails, a bad habit I know.
Aidan: Give my man a blow job
Any ambitions for the future?
Aidan: I want to be a RN
Klaus: To convince Amadeus that we should get a kid
Abarden: To work things out with Mavek
Describe your own personality - be honest!
Klaus: gay and in love and according to my husband annoying.
Aidan: Yeah, I was told annoying to.
Abarden: Wow that seems kind of mean
Aidan: I KNOW RIIIGHT!?
Klaus: Our men just don't understand us.
Abarden: I am going to guess we are all bottoms?
Aidan and Klaus: Yeah
Abarden: That's why we get along so well!
Do you have any fears?
Klaus: Nah, being immortal kind of rids you of most of them
Aidan: Zhang
Abarden: Things not working out between Mavek and I.
have any weaknesses?
Klaus: Beer and my naked husband
Aidan: Zhang
Abarden: If my lord gives me an order I have to follow it.
Klaus: Why's that?
Abarden: he bought me. I'm his to order around.
Aidan: That's not true just because he bought you doesn't mean he owns you. You are your own person. You're not some one else's toy to be controlled, you can do what ever you want.
Klaus: Speaking from experience?
Aidan: Yeah
What's your favorite color?
Abarden: Blue
Klaus: My husband's p***s
Aidan: I'm sure that's not a color
Klaus: It is in my world
Are you crazy?
Abarden: I must be.
Aidan: Yeah I am sure I have like some deep rooted mental illness just waiting to boil up.
Klaus: Crazy for my husband. . .I miss him.
Aidan: I miss Tenn now that you mention it.
What were you like as a child?
Aidan: Sexually and mentally abused
Klaus: A good little german
Abarden: I ran away from home all the time
Ever worn a dress?
Aidan: Yeah.
Klaus: Haha! f**. No
Abarden: Yeah as a joke.
Who is your best friend?
Klaus: My husband
Aidan: I have a few best friends
Abarden: My spouse's dad Leonardo
Do you have a pet?
Abarden: I have a bird
Aidan: a dog
Klaus: Three dogs
Had fun?
-all three left for a ice cream date-
((if you didn't notice some of the answers for Abarden didn't match up with some of his other answers, he lied on a few things))
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Posted: Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:10 pm
((This takes place in my back yard, because Eversor would never fit in my house... Damn him... Sergeant Rick Anders is a character from another RP I made, so just bear with me lol))
[Note: It isn't finished yet, because I have to go... So yeahhh, I'll get back to it.]
How old are you?
Marbogast: Uh, I'm 36.
Eversor: I'm 164 years old.
Marbogast: DRAGON! Wait, what the--?! Wears my sword?!
Eversor: Luc wouldn't let us come here armed, remember?
Marbogast: Oh, yeah... What did he do about you?! You're a God damned dragon!
Eversor: So? What do you have against dragons?
Marbogast: Everything!
Anders:Riiight then, I'm 27 and a little confused.
What's your height?
Marbogast: I'm 6'1''.
Eversor: I don't know, actually. I've never bothered to measure my height.
Marbogast: Did I say you could speak, Lizard?!
Eversor: ... You're trying to talk down to a dragon that's taller than you are several times over without any sort of weapon?
Marbogast: Oooo... Yeah, not a good idea...
Eversor: I thought so.
Anders: 3 1/2 inches shorter than Lancelot over here.
What are you, race and/or creature wise?
Marbogast: I'ma black Wyverian. A finer breed of Hunter that goes back generations.
Eversor: Black Fire Dragon.
Marbogast: Never kiled one of them before...
Anders: Wow, I feel soooo insignificant. I'ma white human with alotta guns, bitches.
Marbogast: You mean Bowguns? It doesn't matter how many you have. It only matters how many dragons and wyverns you kill.
Anders: I kill North Koreans and Chinese, not dragons or unicorns or whatever s**t you're talking about. I'm surprised Lucas could afford buying a talking mechanical Dragon. And WTF is a bowgun? Don't you mean a Torque Bow?
Eversor: All of these weapons are foreign to me... And I'm not "Mechanical". I'm a living being just live you and that other man.
Anders: Is this the face that cares?
OK, a little more about you… Hair/eye colours? Leftie or rightie?
Eversor: My scales are black-
Marbogast: Obviously.
Eversor: -glare- My eyes are a deep grey-
Marbogast: Duhh!
Eversor: -growls-
Marbogast: What??
Eversor: and I'm right-pawed.
Marbogast: Paws. Yeah, OK. Black hair with a grey streak. Green eyes. Right-HANDED. Because I actually have hands with apposable thumbs!
Anders: Well, I used to be a rightie before I broke my right wrist. Then I have to learn to shoot with my left hand, so I can use both.
Do you have any bad habits?
Marbogast: Killing dragons and wyverns for no apparent reason.
Eversor: Alright, you need to stop talking about killing off my race before you really make me angery...
Anders: What're you gonna do to him, Big Boy? Fry him?
Eversor: -lights Anders on fire-
Anders: JESUS TAP-DANCING CRIST!!! -Stops, drops, and rolls-
Marbogast: O.O;;;
Are you a virgin?
Marbogast: Hell no, I sleep with a different woman every night! Haha!
Anders: -laying on the ground, not on fire anymore- What was the questions again? Oh, right... Nope! I rape North Korean and Chinese woman.
Eversor: That's barbaric. Both of you. I have not yet felt the warmth of a female, but I have recently aquired a mate who I love very much. It's only a matter of time.
Anders: you're HOW old and you still haven't gotten any p***y?!
Eversor: Oh, I've eaten a few cats. I hate cats...
Anders: -facepalm-
Who's your mate/spouse?
Eversor: Her name is Telmina. She's an Ice Dragon.
Anders: North Korea and China are my bitches.
Marbogast: None. Just plenty of one-night stands.
Anders: Good man.
Do you have any kids?
Eversor: Not yet.
Anders: I have no clue how many bitches I've gotten pregnant.
Marbogast: Same.
Eversor: Heathens...
What's your favorite food?
Eversor: Hmm... I can't say. Either fish or human flesh.
Marbogast: -moves away from Eversor- Dragon tail with a side of Goldenfish Brew.
Anders: Interesting... Mine's p***y.
Eversor: Why do you enjoy devouring cats so much?
Anders: It's not a ******** cat! It's another word for v****a! Damn, you lizards are retarded!
Eversor: Why would you call a v****a a cat?
Anders: Because-! Uh... Actually, I really don't know. We just do! Suck it!
Eversor: You're telling me to suck a v****a or a cat?
Anders: Neither! I'm telling you to suck my d**k cuz I don't give a ********: So now "p***y" means p***s?
Anders: NO!! UGGHHH!!
Marbogast: -laughing uncontrollably-
What's your favourite ice cream flavor?
Marbogast: Uhhh... Jaggi flavored.
Anders: WTF-? Whatever, I don't even wanna know what a Jaggi is right now. And I like Rocky Road.
Eversor: What's ice cream?
Anders: ... You're kidding me, right?
Eversor: No.
Anders: That's what I thought...
Have you killed anyone?
All 3: Yes.
Do you hate anyone?
All: Yes.
Have any secrets?
Eversor: The whole point of having a secret is to keep it from being known, so why would I even tell you if I had a secret?
Anders: Cuz you're a retard?
Eversor: You're one to talk.
Marbogast: Ohhh, he's good...
Anders: STFU over there, Braveheart.
Do you love anyone?
Eversor: Yes.
Marbogast: Not yet.
Anders: Nope. I just rape.
What is your job?
Anders: Oh, this'll be great to listen to...
Marbogast: I'm a Hunter to the city of Alfitaria, the center city of the continent of Oomara. I kill off wyverns and dragons to keep my people safe.
Anders: NERD!!
Marbogast: What-?
Anders: NEEEERD!!! You and you're retarded little D&D game and nerdy friends can go get a real job or STFU and suck my c**k!
Eversor: Why would you tell him to suck on a chicken?
Anders: NO!! c**k is another word for p***s!!!
Eversor: Where do you get these rediculous words from?
Anders: I get them from-! I hear 'em-! I don't even know!!
Eversor: Alriiight then, I'm the right hand dragon of my king Lord Paha-
Anders: Don't even start with your fantasy s**t, scaley...
Boy or girl?
What do you do to relax?
Any ambitions for the future?
Describe your own personality - be honest!
What were you like as a child?
Who is your best friend?
Last question… What do you have to say now you’ve finished this quiz?
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