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 Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:33 am
Brought to you buy Illogical Propensity Inc. "Not Making Any Sense Since 2005"
THE PETTY ADVENTURES OF CAPTAIN PLANET
Starring: Wheeler, Kwame, Linka, Gi and Ma-Ti. And perhaps other people too.
Captain Planet, might go emo
His self esteem's been taken down to zero.
He's their powers, some say combined
If it weren't for the spandex, he'd have resigned.
Captain Planet, barely a hero
His only Pokemon's a Spearow
He's left to think and wonder
How those brats have thrown him asunder
"Hurry up now Captain Planet!"
We're the Planeteers
You can be one too!
Cause being a cliched teenager is the thing to do!
Slacking and drinking, everyday
All because Captain Planet slaves away!
"The Power is... Ah, forget it... Don't bother."
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:34 am
Episode 0.9 (Pilot): Litter, and it will hurt. So says the guy with green hair.
[The Planeteers are sitting around at a local park when a car drives by, and the driver tosses a cigarette out the window. After standing there for a minute or so, they respond.]
Kwame: EARTH!
Wheeler: FIRE!
Linka: WIND!
Gi: WATER!
Ma-Ti: HEART!
[Captain Planet appears]
Captain Planet: By your powers combined, I AM CAPTAIN PLANET!
Planeteers: GO PLANET!
CP: So kids, what's the problem?
Wheeler: Uh, some guy threw a cigareette out his car window. Can you kick his a**?
CP: Come again?
Wheeler: Cigarette, out the window, kicking a** of driver, etc etc.
CP: You sure you guys couldn't have stopped him yourself?
Linka: Sorry, no can do. Union contracts say we can't work at this hour.
CP: But it's midday!
Linka: Uh. Yeah... no working at midday.
Gi: Yep
Kwame: She's right.
Ma-Ti: When's lunch?
Wheeler: Come on man, if you don't open a can of whoop a** on that guy, we'll go on strike. How about that Mr. environmentally friendly spandex man! You'll never see the light of day again!
CP: Hey! Don't bash the spandex! Doesn't summoning me involve the using of powers on your part?
Gi: Who's calling the shots here?
Wheeler: Just do your job or I'll have you fired. Get it? Fired? Hahaha
Kwame: Lame.
CP: When did you guys become such hardasses?
Linka: Shut up already! You've let the guy get away! Why don't you do us a favor and go back inside the rings or something?
CP: Well if you wanna be that way, then fine.
CP: The power is yours, but i'm starting to really doubt that.
[Captain Planet disappears]
Wheeler: So... now what do we do?
Gi: Duuude, let's go smoke a bowl. It mean it's like... all natural. We'd be in tune with the earth.
Ma-Ti: When's lunch?
[End Episode]
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:37 am
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Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2005 11:38 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:02 pm
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 11:03 pm
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