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 Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 3:31 pm
A while back, me and Fatal were bored out of our minds, so we played a little game that I just had to write down on paper. Here it is:
-The Zombie Dialogue-
Kaye: Oh, damn. The zombies are back.
Fatal: s**t. Run for your brain, I won't lend you mine.
Kaye: Actually, I hear they are more into flesh nowadays. No worries, though; they just pound on my windows and doors all day long.
Fatal: Flesh... I'm not lending you any of that, either.
Kaye: Wagh! I was just bitten. Damn zombies... *goes to medicine cabinet*
Fatal: It's too late for you. Is... Is Miinefield alright?
Kaye: Oh, she got zombified HOURS ago. I had to kill her since she was in the house.
Fatal: And the flaming homosexual?
Kaye: Who knows? For all I know, he's pounding on my window-- Oh, look. He's pounding on my window.
Fatal: Are you the only survivor in Utah?
Kaye: No, my older brother locked himself in his bunker. I hear gunshots every now and then... Oh, good. They went after some guy in a truck. I'm safe for now.
Fatal: That's-- (Get off me, you blithering mongrels!) --What I get for-- (Suck this! *sounds of gunfire*) driving around freaking UTAH!!!
Kaye: HOLY HELL! *runs outside with my gun* ... ... ... *drops my gun and runs back inside*
Fatal: *more gunfire* *indiscernible cursing* ... ... *dead silence*
Kaye: Fatal?! FATAL!!! *runs outside* ... ... ... *runs back inside* ... ... ... *crashes through my window* FATAAAL!!! NOOO!!!
Fatal: Dude, get back here. I gave 'em the slip... SHUT UP!!! You're drawing them back over here! *Locks Kaye's house door*
Kaye: *turns around and climbs back through the broken window* Quick! Board up that window!
Fatal: With... what? *nails half of the door onto the window*
Kaye: That'll work! ...Wait a sec. *replaces missing door half with another nearby window*
Fatal: Hold on! I left my phone in the truck! *dives through the window*
Kaye: Right! Hurry! *replaces broken window with remaining half of the door*
Fatal: Hey, is this your... mom? That I landed on?
Kaye: Yeah, and she's twitching. I think that means she's still alive.
Fatal: *nudges Kaye's mom with foot* ...You have a very squishy mom.
Kaye: Yeah, I told her... Too many Doritos, and... W-wait! Just shoot her and get your phone! You're drawing the attention of the others!
Fatal: I don't have a gun, dude. What do you expect me to do? Umm... *stomps on Kaye's mom ferociously until she stops twitching*
Kaye: *watches the entire thing with horrified eyes* I... I think a part of me just died.
Fatal: Well, try not to let the rest of you die. *runs into the woods*
Kaye: No! Fatal! Help! *is surrounded by zombies* Take this, you undead freak! HI-YAA!!! *all those years in women's self-defense class finally pay off*
Fatal: Wait! Just let me... *grabs cell phone* OKAY! Crisis averted! *runs back to Kaye's house with cape-swooshing sounds*
Kaye: *is still surrounded by zombies* Too many zombie breadbaskets to kick... Not enough TIME!!! *kicks another zombie in the pants* ... ... ... *kicked zombie turns out to be a she-zombie* FAAATAAAL!!!
Fatal: *crashes truck into Kaye's house, mowing over many zombies and a couple of salesmen* C'mon! Utah's not safe any longer! To Texas!
Kaye: Hooray! *dives through truck window* Hit the gas! *stares at hoola-dancing dolphin bobblehead on the dashboard* ... ... ...
Fatal: *floors it, running over a cat and another zombie, barely escaping with our phones*
Kaye: Dude... *panting heavily* First of all, that... was MY cat. Second of all... *points at zombie in the back-seat* Is your friend okay? He's moaning and stuff...
-The End-
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 4:08 pm
The very inspiration for Hordes of Fun. Heh.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:20 am
That was amazing.
I totally guffawed. xD
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 12:55 am
Both of you, I LUVVV YEEWWW.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 7:58 pm
There are words to describe how funny that was but to my dismay I don't know them. LOL, ROFL, blaugh , rofl
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 4:52 pm
Okay, now I get the Hula girl hood rnament joke. rolleyes
Still, very funny in a spur of the moment way.
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 6:49 pm
xd you get it? Been reading around the guild backlogs, eh?
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Posted: Mon Sep 07, 2009 7:00 pm
Haha, yes, much better than doing AP World History Homework.
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