Whats would be the top 10 craziest things to say or do at a funeral
1: *holds corpse hand* May I have the next dance?
2: *elbow the guy next to you and say about the corpse* Id hit that!
3: Holy crap did her face look like that before the undertaker had a shot?
4: *propose to the corpse*
5: Take biddings for the casket
6: *check the corpse breasts* Yip, still feel fake!
7: *kick the casket off the altar* Shes dead already lets get drunk!
8: *climb in the casket and say goodbye to your wife properly* Finally now she will lay still!
9: *use the corpse as a puppet and pretend your a ventriloquist*
10: Shh listen, isnt the silence wonderfull?!
1: *holds corpse hand* May I have the next dance?
2: *elbow the guy next to you and say about the corpse* Id hit that!
3: Holy crap did her face look like that before the undertaker had a shot?
4: *propose to the corpse*
5: Take biddings for the casket
6: *check the corpse breasts* Yip, still feel fake!
7: *kick the casket off the altar* Shes dead already lets get drunk!
8: *climb in the casket and say goodbye to your wife properly* Finally now she will lay still!
9: *use the corpse as a puppet and pretend your a ventriloquist*
10: Shh listen, isnt the silence wonderfull?!
