These are called "Work Related Injuries"
stare Who hasn't gotten tired of some Jew, asking to take the coupons.
I just do this. Mark it off at 10% off. yeah you'll overdraft be eh, better than having an old person begging for bargains. Than your boss telling you, "Mark, you are 5 bucks over?" ******** YEAH! BONUS TIME BOITCH!"
But then again, ohh nooooo O___O He can't give you the extra money, no no no no. O-o He writes ya up for overclocking the till and he pockets the 5 dollar bill for himself. I should know I used to do it!
When I used to work for a Video Game Store, All I got were bargain hunters. People wanted the NEWEST releases for cheaper than what game stop was selling them for. I was like O_o "Niggah get out of my store before I call the damn cops."
And sometimes its those people who sell the crappiest games. Like Madden 96 or NHL 2k1. They b***h about how much they spent on the game and then I tell them, O_o "Yeah, invest in a game that doesn't require new stats and a new roster then we can talk maybe 5-10 bucks cash."
Then there are those who try to pass off a ******** up disk for cash.
"Sir, this game is scratched."
"But it plays until you get to the higher levels."
"GTFO"
No one wants to play a game that can not be completed without having it dipped and creamed in peanut butter and baking soda! Get a clue. If you reached that level the other player might want to do so as well. And they might want to finish it.
And there are the newfags that try to sell me a system with missing parts let alone none working.
"We tried it at home, man it works fine. We just bought a new XBOX and we just wanted to sell that since its old."
You know what I do with f*****t'S XBOX THAT TRY TO SCAM ME!
*pushes the xbox off the table*
"Gee, you guys didn't even try to save your investment, which only means that that xbox is a non working model."
Ohhh And the worst! The GAMERS. OMG they ******** talk and talk hours on end about the dumbest game on earth!
"Oh, in Perfect Dark! I reached the 12th level, and in the 12th level, there were these aliens!! But that was kewl because I had my Game Genie. Which can give me god mode."
¬.¬ fasinating story, now tell me the part where ya get laid in real life while your imaginary girlfriend which lives somewhere long distance and no one seemed to know here besides you and the only stories I have heard are the ones from you between what you two did. Yeah, that story. Gtfo!
I mean What kind of girl would want to ******** someone that smells like hes been jacking off to an old gym sock that his sister might of wore back in elementary? Tell me? Anyways, besides the a** smelling gamer fan. There is also the n00bs that pretend that they know what they are doing. Yeah You all had those fags talk to you now and again in your PS3s or your XBOX LIVEs. But the one that gets me is the ones that keep calling the wrong gun a different name. Someone keeps calling the Scoped Rifle or the Missile Launcher with Acog attachment. Or a better one, The Gun that Goes BLAM Zoom! O_o I mean wtf? Have they completely forgot that there is a damn subtitle that sits in he HUD that says the gun or weapon you switched to? ARE THEY THAT DAMN DUMB! Not only that you hear this f*****t in the ear piece that sounds like a prepubescent child and says he is 55 years old! I mean damn! Sheltered Life Much there, Moses.
"I just Got an Achievement! YEAHH! I am the s**t now!"
So, job was pretty good. If you can count the actually people who actually came there and bought stuff.
At times I had customers that steals a game from another store a Brand New Release. And they totally bean ya! Yeah its a new release. But I don't have enough!. So they come back later. Before that guy arrived I got 4 customers that wanted a credits for it instead of cash. So that means what? I don't need his Game anymore. So the guy comes back, and asks.
"So you got the money yet?"
I say HELL YEAH! Here!
I give him 10 bucks.
I take the game, and put it behind the counter.
The guy says, "what happened to the 20 you promised?"
I say, NIGGAH PLEASE! I GOT 40 OF THESE NEW COPIES WHY ON EARTH WOULD I WANT TO GIVE YA 20 BUCKS FOR A GAME THAT IS ONLY WORTH THAN THAT GRILL YOU GOT AT TOY BIN AT WALMART! talk2hand Yeah he can steal it back, the issue is what how is he gonna do it with a rifle behind the counter as well? World at War my a** boitch! in Soviet Russia, we kill the customers for their money!
Thank you all, GOOD NIGHT, you all suck as an audience but for listeners You do okay so you won't die today okay?!
