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 Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:08 pm
I'm sorry to have take your attention from your busy schedule, but some flaws in your management have come to my attention. I recently sent a letter regarding Box 5 in the grand tier, and that it is to remain open for my use, and mine alone. You rented to that silly little girl Lennore when I gave you strict orders not to listen to her, under any circumstances. If you wish to live in peace, you must not start by taking my private box from me.
I also know you are aware that I am to receive my salary, which you have neglected to pay. I understand completely that 20,000 francs a month doesn't grow on trees, but it is to your benefit that I get my salary. If you do not make this payment soon, you will lose the thing you treasure most. That's right. I know precisely where you keep your leather pants.
Are you familiar with the Count de Changy? If so, please be sure that the enclosed package gets to him. Nevermind if it makes a ticking sound. It's supposed to do that. If you don't know him then I suggest you throw that box as far away from you as possible. Oh, and do you know a stagehand named Joseph Buqet? Oh, he's dead now is he? Then nevermind.
I have a few requests. 1. Christine Daae 2. Chrisine Daae 3. Christine Daae 4. Christine Daae. And, if you could arrange it, please send Christine daae to me. Without the Vicomte de Changy tagging at her heels, of course. Or a whole angry mob either.
Do you know a good carpenter? The roof is leaking. And the ballet girls aren't getting enough to eat. See to it that they all see a good diet consultant. Oh, and hire a new decorator. The current color scheme reminds me of stale tea.
One last thing. Do not ever. EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER!!! Provoke my anger. Chandeliers will fall!
I remain, gentlemen, your most obedient servant.
O.G.
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Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 11:13 pm
About this...interesting letter, parts of it are taken from something that I find very funny that I did not write. Be sure you know this so you don't think it's all my idea mixed with Leroux's book.
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Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 10:30 pm
whee I LOVE this! Haha... aweshomeness. Is there a bigger version?
I KEEL YOU, FABIO!!!
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Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 3:30 am
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Posted: Sun Jan 15, 2006 1:18 pm
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Posted: Sat Jan 21, 2006 11:57 am
Is it? I was bored and I dearly wanted to watch the Phantom at work so I just, started thinking, which is sometimes dangerous, but that's beside the point...hehe.
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Posted: Sun Jan 29, 2006 2:06 pm
Rotfl. That was truly funny.
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Posted: Sat Mar 11, 2006 5:02 am
Nice lol. Leather pants? sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2006 11:14 am
chaosdaae Nice lol. Leather pants? sweatdrop Just to be funny. whee
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Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2006 10:14 am
Madame,
You hardly look like a Phantom. You also do not speak like him at all. Your style of writing gives away a modern tongue which is most unbecoming of The Phantom. If you wish to impersonate him do it correctly.
@
<)>Anje
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Posted: Wed Mar 15, 2006 6:38 pm
Anje_de_Musique Madame,
You hardly look like a Phantom. You also do not speak like him at all. Your style of writing gives away a modern tongue which is most unbecoming of The Phantom. If you wish to impersonate him do it correctly.
@
<)>Anje *sarcastically* Thankyou for allowing me to entertain myself, madame. If you truly wish to ruin my joy with your critizism further, then by all means, but know that I don't take kindly to it when it's about a joke.
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Posted: Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:21 am
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Malevolent Phantom Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2006 10:36 pm
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Posted: Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:26 pm
My dear managers,
I demand that you dismiss Carlotta. She stole my cape! If you do not want chandeliers to fall, sack her at once! And while you're at it, get rid of Raoul de Chagny, and Piangi, and stupid Inspector Javert who's been hanging around. If you don't follow my orders, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur. I WILL SET THE KILLER RABBIT LOOSE! Thank you for your time.
Your obediant servant,
O.G.
Eh, not nearly as good as yours, but hopefully good for a laugh.
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Posted: Sat Apr 29, 2006 6:39 pm
Elizabeth_Elf My dear managers,
I demand that you dismiss Carlotta. She stole my cape! If you do not want chandeliers to fall, sack her at once! And while you're at it, get rid of Raoul de Chagny, and Piangi, and stupid Inspector Javert who's been hanging around. If you don't follow my orders, a disaster beyond your imagination will occur. I WILL SET THE KILLER RABBIT LOOSE! Thank you for your time.
Your obediant servant,
O.G.
Eh, not nearly as good as yours, but hopefully good for a laugh. Pretty good, but too hyper at the end. But that's only my opinion.
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