So, I was thinking about zombies... then a zombie based haiku came to mind. I decided to run with it. Here are the results.

I wonder briefly,
If brains are a healthy meal.
My skull has been nommed.

Dead Pirates. Scurvey.
Take note, Captain Jack Sparrow.
Oranges, not brains.

The dead now arise.
Zombies are not pacifists.
Diplomacy fails.

Destroying the brain,
And/or removing the head.
Makes a dead zombie.

Holed up in a mall,
The zombie apocalypse.
Pass the canned beans, please.