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 Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:26 pm
Taipei Deathmatch Returns to EEW! Will Chris Brown be the ref?
-Snypa Rifle (FACE) vs Mike Landry (HEEL)
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:29 pm
Taipei Deathmatch
Larry Mooney: "The following nontitle contest is the TAIPEI DEATHMATCH, scheduled for one fall!"
The lights dim down and turn a deep blue...then the lights at the entrance path become red and orange as a deep growling is heard. Screams echo and gunshots are heard...pleas of mercy are cried out, only to be ignored by the sound of a flamethrower.
Tooku de kikoeru koe wo hinto ni
Hitori mata hitori tachiagaru doushi
Kurikaesu dake no fudan doori kutsugaesu
Junbi iize ARE YOU READY?
Karadajuu furuwasu shindou ni
Hageshiku uchinarase yo STOMPING
Taezu tsuki ugokasu CALL ME
Kawarazu yuru ga nutsukamu STORY
Come on!!
Everybody stand up! Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomaranu supiido handa
Daremo ga mina toriko kanban yeah! (Come on!)
Everybody hands up! Matashita na Hero's Come Back!!
Zujou kazoe yubi oru COUNTDOWN
Ikuze 3-2-1 MAKE SOME NOISE!
Instead of the usual fireworks, a scream of rage echoes throughout SAFECO Field.
"LANDRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
And a body is hurled through a glass covering, sending it shattering down. It is revealed to be Chris Brown, post-match with Claire Hawkins. Looks like there's nothing left for Demented Genius of Extreme to have fun with as he finally steps out on the stage to loud cheers, ready for this match. His fists are heavily taped with glass shards from many sources covering his hands as the EEW/EWA Championship hangs from around his neck.
Eve: "As a sports announcer, I'm supposed to call things unbiased, but it looks like Chris Brown finally got...."
Erica: "...what was coming to him! YEAH! Let's make it two-for-two! Earlier tonight, karma caught ol' Brown-eye right in the face after he challenged Claire Hawkins. And now he gets to feel what it's like to be the Rihanna, post-beating!"
Elle: "Well, I third this. Putting your hands on a woman will come back to get you. But it looks like the Innovator is next, but do you think he'll even show up despite accepting this challenge?"
Erica: "Of course he's gonna show up! Landry's ego would never forgive him if he didn't! Even if his ego forces him to come, his body won't forgive him for the beating he's about to receive, courtesy of my man the Snypa Rifle!"
Larry Mooney: "Introducing first: from St. Louis, Missouri- weighing in at 268 pounds! He is the EEW/EWA Champion...the SNYPA RIFLE!"
Snypa takes the belt off of his neck and holds it up to even louder cheers as he calmly walks down to the ring, stepping over the broken body of the disgraced pop artist as he stops at the halfway point and extends his arms, screaming to the heavens above as more fireworks explode but now it rains pseudo-blood and powdered glass, forcing security to move the fans back as Snypa continues to make his way to the ring.
Once clear of the entrance way, a "blood"-drenched Snypa removes his sleeveless duster and walks up the steps to the ring, stepping between the ropes and holding the E2 Championship in the air with one hand, getting another pop before returning to the center of the ring and striking his Demon War Cry pose again, flames coming up from all four corners as Snypa hands the championship to the referee and awaits the Heartbreaker to take his beating like a man.
Demented Genius of Extreme vs the Hearbreaker
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:24 pm
Don't you wanna go for a ride
Down to the other side
Feels so good you could cry
Now won't you do what I told you!?
"Introducing his opponent from Fort Collins Colorado, weighing in at 245 pounds, The Heartbreaker, Mike Landry!"
I remember when you used to be shy
Hey once we were so fine you and I
Now why you gotta make it so hard on me!?
Yeah it's hard on me...
And i'm sorry but it's not a mistake
And i'm running but you're getting away!
Mike came out from behind the curtain as confident as ever, wearing his new black vest adorned with broken hearts as well as his matching long tights. He strolled leisurley down the ramp with his trusty sniper rifle in tow, the same one he used to bust out Snypa's knee cap, as well as bash him in the skull at the last EEW Speed PPV. He knew after last weeks intimidation and psychological attack he would have the advantage by just bringing it to the ring. He stood up on the apron and aimed it once again, straight at Snypa's head while the referee kept them seperate just for the moment. Smirking like a mad man he aimed it at one of the ring's turnbuckles and unleashed a round. This time, it -was- loaded and the entire arena jumped. He set the rifle down and climbed between the ropes into the ring as the referee tentatively set the two up to get this match under way.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 6:46 pm
The bell rings, getting this match underway.
Elle: "And here we go!"
Erica: "Cut him up, baby! Yeah!"
Eve: "This isn't going to be pretty...at all."
"Let us battle until your face becomes nothing more than a glass-covered wreck!" Snypa exclaims as he takes his trademark "swordsman" stance, hand on his "sharktooth" baton that is neatly sheathed and hanging from his waist.
With eyes locked on the Heartbreaker, the Sadistic Snyper comes into the center of the ring, looking for any sort of opening. For all of Landry's attacks, tough talk, and his so-called mind games, Snypa has an edge of his own: the steel cage victory and the assault on the Heartbreaker's former friend Chris Brown.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:33 pm
Mike looked coldly at the weapons at Snypa's waist, then back into his eyes. He picked his trusty rifle up like it was a staff and eased forward, poking the butt of the rifle into Snypa's face, trying to psyche him out before the match got under way once again.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 7:54 pm
As Landry moves the butts of the rifle toward Snypa's face, the DGE decides to draw with impressive speed, hoping the baton knocks the rifle out of the Heartbreaking Innovator's hands, maybe even letting the serrated edges scratch his hands or so. If so, then how about Snypa attempting to draw his sheath to the jaw as a follow-up?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 10:38 am
The rifle fell across the ring and Mike was busted in head with the sheath. Who brings an actual bladed weapon to a wrestling match!? (( xd ))
Mike stumbled into the ropes.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 7:32 pm
((It's either you or Kronik. I chose you. xd ))
And Snypa's eyes become icy, motioning for the Heartbreaker to bring it after throwing the sheath and baton away, putting his fists up.
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:31 pm
Mike sized Snypa up, trying to get a feel for what Snypa was thinking. But in the end he just thought <******** it and got in close to try and brawl with Snypa.
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:41 pm
Hmm...Landry looks more suitable for technical-style wrestling, but that's not what a Taipei Deathmatch is about. So Snypa decides to just throw some aggressive glass-laced punches, in the hopes that some of them should catch the Heartbreaker.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 11:17 am
Mike had neglected to aquire such stinginy weaponry for his fists before the match so he knew after only two punches from Snypa that he was at a dissadvantage when it came to trading blows to the head. That's why his next punch was aimed at Snypa's throat.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:11 pm
((Psst...that's the rules of a Taipei Deathmatch...glass-covered fists. xd ))
And the punch to the throat connects!
Eve: "And what a way out of that predicament by the Heartbreaker!"
Erica: "Landry, you stupid coward! Take that a**-whuppin' like the toothless crack whore you are!" rofl
Elle: "Did Mike Landry seriously forget that he was heading in to a Taipei Deathmatch? For one, this match is not up his alley. And two...why are his fists not taped and covered in glass, as per the rules of the Taipei Deathmatch?"
Erica: "Because he's a cocky little b***h, that's why!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 12:43 pm
((It is odd that I forgot that particular rule seeing as I have the "Bloodiest Moments in ECW" dvd...as listed on my Landline video...Oh well. I'll make other uses of the glass, I am the Innovator after all...and the Heartbreaker...what an unfortunate combination for you XD))
Following up the momentary lapse of offense Mike would try and hotshot Snypa on the top rope.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:51 pm
((Oh, damn. A DVD I must get. Axel vs Ian Rotten, Taipei Deathmatch 1995. Available all across YouTube. Perfect Gaia example: Snypa Rifle vs Atrocity XXX, Living Dangerously 2007))
And Snypa is sent onto the top rope...stunned still.
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 1:12 pm
((Presicely the match I was reffering to.))
With the momentum now shifting in Mike's favor thanks to his underhanded tactics (even for Taipei rules) Mike would try to roll Snypa up in a school boy, gripping the tights of course.
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