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 Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:07 pm
Special Celebrity Match
Claire Hawkins w/Lauri Henry(TWEENER) vs Chris Brown(HEEL)
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 2:31 pm
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:06 pm
The lights dimmed down and Just Got Wicked by COLD begins to play. Shortly after, Claire steps out from backstage and heads down the ramp. A chain barely an inch above the floor! Smiling, she wrapped the chain around her left forearm, before she climbed into the ring and awaited the scum bag that was Chris Brown! Granted it wasn't a fancy entrance to the ring, but it didn't need to be so for what she planned!
"From Salem, she is "The Hardcore Witch"! CLaire Hawkins!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:27 pm
Larry Mooney: "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome multi-time Grammy nominee...from Tappahannock, Virginia- at a height of six feet, one inch and weighing in at 153 pounds...Chris Brown!"
And the crowd in Seattle erupts into loud boos as "Superhuman" featuring Keri Hilson begins to play.
Chris:
Weak
I have been cryin and cryin for weeks
I ask about when I can barely speak
Barely eat
On my knees
Keri:
But thats the moment you came to me
I don't know what your love has done to me
I think i'm invincible you see
Through to me
I used to be
Chris:
You changed my whole life
Keri:
Dont know what your doin to me with your love
Chris:
Im feelin all superhuman
You did this to me
Superhuman all day with me
Both:
They cant stop me here with you
Superhuman
Chris:
Superhuman
Keri:
Superhuman
And the crowd really gets rowdy with their loud jeers as the woman-beating singer appears on the stage, wearing a pair of red track pants, a red track jacket, and a black shirt promoting his next album, Grafitti. He's actually surprised at this negative reaction because he's used to cheers during his tours. But this isn't a Chris Brown concert, this is EEW Illegal Viewing.
Erica: "There's that son of a b***h right there! I hope Claire beats him to within an inch of his worthless life."
Eve: "We're supposed to be biased, but this is Chris Brown we're talking about. I agree with you, Erica."
Elle: "Take him down, Claire!"
Breezy calmly walks down the entrance way as his song continues to play. He walks up the steps and climbs into the ring, taking off his jacket. He asks for a mic and gets it.
"Claire," Chris starts. "We don't have to do this. I don't want another felony assault on my record. I don't want another Rihanna incident, so just go home and do what you best: cook, clean, and give Snypa some good lovin' like all women should their men!"
And boos erupt, especially when security is trying to back a woman from jumping over the barrier and beating Chris Breezy's a**. He turns back to Claire, throwing the mic to her.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:44 pm
As quick as a rattle snake, Claire snatched the mic out of the air! She raised it to her ruby red lips. The look in her eyes should of warned Chris of what exactly he was getting into!
"Shall I kill you now, or let somebody else do that later?"
At first the comment made no difference. Hell, it proably didn't make any sense to Chris! However, soon everything would become clear. As clear as the pain that be shooting through his system was going to be! She ossed the mic out of the ring and let the bell ring!
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:45 pm
Lauri quietly came down to the ring, making his way to Claire's corner.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:49 pm
Doing commentary with the Triplets is Damita. heart
Chris circles and comes to the center of the ring, foolishly wanting to lock up with Claire, followed by pushing her back if she accepts.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:58 pm
Chris went to lock up, but Claire said no in one way. In what way? Why by attempting to drive her chained covered forearm into Brown's throat! No hansy-pansy lock up stuff! No, time for hardcore hell! twisted
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:01 pm
And the forearm connects, with Breezy going down on his a**....if it were Snypa, Claire woulda took off her clothes and jumped on his lap. twisted rofl
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:09 pm
Immedatly Claire attempted to follow up with a low dropkick to Chris' head!
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:12 pm
The dropkick connects!
Elle: "All right, Claire!"
Eve: "She's fighting for all the abused women who never got justice!"
Erica: *making out with Damita*
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:14 pm
As quickly as she could, Claire got into a crouching position before she attempted to pounce on Chriss and attempt a flurry of chained forearm shots to his face!
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:16 pm
Holy s**t! Claire's beating the ******** out of Chris Brown with those forearm shots. xd
And Snypa comes down to do commentary, also making out with Erica.
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:20 pm
After a bit, Claire stops with the forearms and gets up.
"C'mon you piece of sh!t!"
she shouted as she would stalk Chris from behind as he rose! Of course she would of unwound a length of chian first. Wait that could only mean she would attempt to strangle Chris from behind with the chain!
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 9:20 pm
"KEEP THE PRESSURE ON HIM CLAIRE!!!"
Lauri shouted out from her corner.
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