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 Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 1:03 am
See some thing funny ? copy past it here for all to see and get a cheap lol off. A Gaia Member I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my meal and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. Hope that made your day. biggrin
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 11:38 am
I was playing "The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion" and I made it to a door with my last lockpick, and it broke. ;_;
(If you know the game you know why this is a lol)
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Posted: Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:38 am
My family is down sizing on animals, so we've gotten two more cats and a ferrit~
"Two men walked into a bar, the third one ducked"~
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:16 am
got this one off of www.mylifeisaverage.com
"Today my little sister convinced me to participate in the Google vs. Yahoo! debate. I typed in "dinosaurs are..." Yahoo gave me dinosaurs are not real and Google gave me dinosaurs are jesus ponies. Judging by how hard my sister cried when she read Yahoo's answer I say Google wins. MLIA"
JESUS PONIES!
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:59 am
My friend gave me some bubble gum and then went:
"Hey you want to hear a hilarious joke"
I nodded and then she told me. It was so funny I started laughing really loud and swollowed the gum and started choking. When I stopped choking she offered me more gum. This time I said no, luckily enough it was the right answer cause she told me another joke lolz.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:34 pm
Chuck Norris can jump-start a car by using jumper cables attached to his nipples.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:35 pm
Another MLIA story!!!
"Today, in band class, our band director was getting angry and shouted at the trombone section "It's not a lollipop! You don't suck on it, you blow on it!". MLIA "
I think we allll get THAT comment. ;D
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 8:21 am
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:07 am
[being black myself i dont think thi is offensive..but bear with me...]
Q:Why is it that parents beat children with belts?
A:WELL first off, Belt is aN Acronym, not an object. meaning Black Exclusive Learning Technique. THe Belt its self is just a symbol ...like the cross to christianity...only its to an a** whopping :3
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Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2011 9:10 am
Music Love and Kaite Another MLIA story!!! "Today, in band class, our band director was getting angry and shouted at the trombone section "It's not a lollipop! You don't suck on it, you blow on it!". MLIA " I think we allll get THAT comment. ;D Thats ingenious! xD
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Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2011 12:40 am
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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2011 10:58 pm
I was on this website called warbears.com and someone accidentally whispered to me something that was for someone else.
Yes Kevinx, I will tickle your pickle tonight...immensely.
Why the f*** are you whispering me creepy stuff, Cheesy?
OOPS
WRONG BOX!
Why do you want to tickle Kevinx's pickle, anyways?
O_o
*Sayoshi looks at Cheesy in a weird way
It was a joke.
Sure it was
*Corina is being scarastic
((Kevinx is one of my friends. The one whose me is Corina and I forgot the guys name so I just put Cheesy. Sayoshi is just one of the players who was there at the time. Kevinx was being harassed because someone hacked into his account.))
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Posted: Fri Apr 08, 2011 5:38 pm
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Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2013 1:30 pm
The college professor had just finished explaining an important research project to his class. He emphasized that this paper was an absolute requirement for passing his class, and that there would be only two acceptable excuses for being late. Those were a medically certifiable illness or a death in the student's immediate family. A smart a** student in the back of the classroom waved his hand and spoke up.
"But what about extreme sexual exhaustion, professor?"
As you would expect, the class exploded in laughter. When the students had finally settled down, the professor froze the young man with a glaring look.
"Well," he responded, "I guess you'll just have to learn to write with your other hand."
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