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 Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:23 pm
Greetings, one and all! I, as many of you know, am 'The Mastermind' Paul Harris. Im here to lay down the truth about me, myself, and I.
So, lets get this party started. First off, I'm gonna talk about what's happened with my brother Alex, and my best friend Tommy Richter. I found out that due to some complications, both of their contracts were null and void. So, they left. I couldnt believe it, but realized that I'd be able to focus on the EEW Speed Championship. I dont know who's gonna win in the match Brody Robinson vs Matt Stone, but whoever it is, I'm challenging for the title! I dont care who the management says is the new #1 contender, I'm next in line due to someone up top screwing me over in my #1 contender's match!
Well, that's all for now. This has been 'The Mastermind' Paul Harris, signing off!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:33 pm
dear Harris,
Enlighten the EEW universe about the last World title you held. Surely it was a long and dominating reign due to all the trash you talk. Oh wait you've never held a singles title before have you?? You know usually people earn a mid-card title before they contend, or even ask for a Upper-card Championship. I can think of at least three or four people on Speed who have been around for a lot longer then you, and are much more deserving of a title opportunity. Besides, I cannot think of one EEW fan that wants to see a match between you and Matt Stone, so it would be in your best interest to gun for a title more fitting to your current level of Talent. Perhaps the National Championship would be an option for an un-established superstar such as yourself.
-Marcus Danielson
Chairmen and Talent Scout, United Wrestling Entertainment
Yep
-Cartwright
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:58 pm
To Marcus Danielson:
Who the hell do you think you're talking to? I dont give a F#%@ what you think! I got screwed out of my chance to go after the title, and come hell or high water, I'm getting my fair shot! So Matt Stone and Brody Robinson! If either of you read this, whichever one of you is the champion, then I hope you're a light sleeper! I'm gonna hunt you down until I get what's mine!
Seasons Beatings,
'The Mastermind' Paul Harris
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:10 pm
Dear Harris,
The question is: who do you think you are talking to? The fact that you are trying to leapfrog yourself over superstars such as Kyle Extreme, Mike Lightning, the newly signed Hades, and 'The Arsonist' Jack Arson, by stating that you deserve a title opportunity, shows me not only arrogance, but stupidity. If you want to go anywhere in this business, take it from me, a wrestling talent scout when I say no one wants to work with someone who thinks that everything should be handed to them without having to work for it. Knock off some of your competition, and you will get your title opportunity. Then no one will have any reason to doubt you, when you earn your shots.
-Marcus Danielson
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:16 pm
To Marcus Danielson:
To think someone like you could says those guys deserve a shot before me? Hell, Hades, that oversized lumbering idiot just signed! He hasnt even had a match yet and you think he's better than me? Well, you better watch what you say! You and the rest of the Speed roster, along with anyone else in EEW, are on notice: The Mastermind is going to dominate, and there's nothing you can say or do to stop me!
Seasons Beatings.
'The Mastermind' Paul Harris
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:26 pm
Dear Most overconfident idiot I have seen not counting Chrono cause he is no idiot
Dude you just come back to EEW and you think you can just jump over the rest of the roster for a title shot? My little sister who just signed to EEW could beat you in a match if this is your additude. Face it you're a relic that no one wants to see in the ring. Don't believe me? Then meet me in the ring next Speed and we will see if you can get a title match. Lucky for you I won't be at one hundred precent thanks to Arson. The relics come to play and I wash them away so bring it.
From
"The Future" Trevor Cash
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:34 pm
To this Trevor Crap-I mean Cash:
Relic? Im no relic boy. Im in my prime! I'm not even 30 yet, so watch who you're calling relic!
As far as your challenge goes? Hehe! I'll use you and make an example out of you! You're on! And how about we make it a bit more interesting and make it a Hardcore match?
Seasons Beatings,
'The Mastermind' Paul Harris
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:47 pm
To Soon to be bloodied Paul Harriiss
A hardcore match really? You want to be beatened so badly that you challenge me to a hardcore match? Alright then I hope you have a hospital planned casue I'll got extreme Philly style on your cocky a** and prove that you're a relic.
From
"The Future" Trevor Cash
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:03 pm
To anyone reading:
Well, while I prepare to turn Mr Cash into a Philly Cheesesteak from Gino's, I want the rest of you to watch! Take notice as I make an example out of Trevor.
Seasons Beatings,
'The Mastermind' Paul Harris
*Blog closed for the week*
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:33 pm
Week 2
Well, well, well. Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to The Mind of Madness, hosted by yours truly, 'The Mastermind' Paul Harris. First off, I want to get something off my chest. Ive thought alot about what Ive done these past few weeks. Now, it takes a strong man to do this, but....Im sorry to those Ive hurt. A good friend talked to me and made me realize I was on the wrong path in life. He showed me the way, and Ive come to grips with what Ive done. Im still working a few demons out, but, Im starting to feel alot better about myself. So, if anyone has any questions, feel free to ask.
On the path of truth,
'The Mastermind' Paul Harris
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 9:20 pm
Harris,
You are scheduled in a Shank on a pole match against Jack Arson at the next Speed card for the National Championship. The card may say Jack Arson or Kyle Extreme but I'm gonna go ahead and tell you to prepare for the man that takes pleasure in inflicting pain, the man that hit his signature Firebomb off the top of a ladder putting a multi platinum recording artist through a flaming table. The man that obviously made it very clear that he want to end your career. So my question for you is this: What can you possibly do to defeat a man who feels no pain, a man who shows no remorse, a man who has yet to be defeated in EEW, and swears that you will not be the one to do it?? How do you prepare for Jack Arson??
from his half brother,
'God's Gift to Wrestling' The Angel
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 10:09 pm
To the man who says he's God's Gift to Wrestling:
Jack Arson....wow. Well, I gotta respect the man for what he's done in this business. I gotta respect him for who he's beaten. But the thing is, he's never faced me before, so something's gotta give. Trust me, even if he cant feel pain, Im just gonna inflict more and more. Besides, I have a few tricks up my sleeve that I dont think Mr. Arson would see coming.
On the path of truth,
'The Mastermind' Paul Harris
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 11:11 pm
Harris,
We'll see. But your right about one thing. Something will give.
-anonymous
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 8:51 am
Dear Harris,
Who is this good friend that spoke to you?
From
Laura Lowette
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:30 pm
To Laura Lowette:
Well, awhile back, I heard that my brother, Alex Harris, was leaving EEW. It turns out that he just left to train. He's the one who talked to me and made me realize what I had done. And, Im proud to say that he, along with my friend Tommy Richter, are in talks to sign new contracts to EEW. So, be prepared for a possible Inner Circle Inc. reunion!
On the path of truth,
'The Mastermind' Paul Harris.
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