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 Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:58 pm
Cherry Ave Yes it was fast, mostly thanks to the amazing Trisk, who had already readied the posts. <3 Much love to Trisk. http://www.gaiaonline.com/forum/gaia-community-projects/sniper-thread-game-game-32-sign-ups-now/t.50883111/ GET ON IT! ^w^ I hope you all have fun!~ Edit: Okay, they end this sunday so if you've been procrastinating, please get over there and sign up!
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 8:59 pm
Day .5 Cherry Ave The Gaian Public Library was one of the largest libraries in all of Gaia. It's vast halls housed over three hundred-thousand books. Everywhere, Gaians of all sorts roamed the halls, looking for their favorite book, or just browsing to see what exactly they had. Novels, children's books, non-fiction, sci-fi, fantasy, history, reference, it was all there. Although many Gaians were perusing the selections, the air was extremely silent. Nothing could be heard but the occasional squeak of a sneaker against the marble floor or the turning of pages. All of this was because at the front of the library sat the worst, most evil Librarian anyone had ever met. It was said his hearing was like that of a wolf. Even the slightest sound of talking, giggling or whispering was unacceptable to this Book Guardian. Suddenly, something exploded, or seemed to be, for the voice seemed like a loud blast against the extreme quiet. "NO WAY!" Cherry Ave cried to her friend, "Die Nibelungenlied is one of the best books ever! It's only been the inspiration for several GREAT books, and has been quoted in poems and essays all around the world!" "Whatever," Cherry's unimpressed friend Q stated blatantly, "It's so lame." The Librarian stood, yelling at the two to shut up. However, he was extremely ignored. "No! It's not lame!" Cherry continued. She jumped up on the desk, "Die Nibelungenlied is the BEST BOOK EV.." BLAM The shot was so loud it seemed to deafen all of those in the Library. A small hole appeared in Cherry's forehead and blood trickled down from it. Cherry fell forward, a copy of Die Nibelungenlied still clutched in her hand. Behind her, her friend Q had stood in shock, but felt a pain in his chest and realized that the bullet had gone straight through Cherry's head and right into him. He fell over, dead as well. "THAT'S IT!" The Librarian cried from his desk, "THIS IS A LIBRARY DAMMIT!" The Librarian clapped his hands onto the desk and began to chant: "Until Respect you all know It's into the books you will go Falling forever from world to world And there you will stay until me you find For now my face will disappear from your mind You will never run happy or free UNTIL YOU LEARN TO BE QUIET IN THE LIBRARY" After the last word had left the librarian's lips, all of the Gaians, including the Sniper, found themselves falling through a black hole that opened up in front of the Librarian's desk. "You've got to be kidding me," The sniper said as he flew through the black hole, his rifle in hand.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:00 pm
Day 01 Cherry Ave The Gaian's tumbled through a void, wondering what in the world was going to become of them. Just when they thought they were going to fall forever, they fell through a hole in the rift, landing on wet grass. "Where are we?" One of the Gaians asked. "Look!" another one shouted, pointing ahead. The Gaians gasped in amazement. Towering before them was a huge castle. It had to be big enough to house hundreds of thousands of people. It stood atop a hill, and right in front of it, a huge nasty looking tree sat. It was a bit chilly outside, but the Gaians didn't even notice as they oogled the Castle. "We're at Hogwarts!" Someone shouted, "SCORE!" The Gaians cheered and ran towards the school, being wary of the giant tree they all knew would attack them. Inside the halls, the Gaians had all been sorted and were on their way to classes, forgetting all about the danger they were all in. Most of them were wishing they'd never go back to their regular, dull lives ever again. However, one wasn't. Up on top of the castle he sat, looking through the scope of his rifle at the smiling children down below. They were picknicking and enjoying the good weather at their new home. Suddenly, clouds began to appear in the sky. That's when the sniper heard someone take a step behind him. "It's over Sniper," BlueFountain said glaring at him, "I didn't forget about you, and now I'm here to stop you." BlueFountain flicked out a small wooden stick and the Sniper stood, facing him. A flash of lightning streaked across the sky. "Prepare to meet your maker," BlueFountain remarked as he drew the wand back. "Zaeyde?" The Sniper remarked. "Avada Kadavra!" BlueFountain shouted as a bright green lightning bolt shot out of the wand and struck the sniper in the chest. He looked down at it and felt his coat with his hand. "I don't understand!" BlueFountain cried in shock, "That was supposed to kill you!" "My Turn," The Sniper said as he raised his rifle. BlueFountain turned to run but there was no where to go. BLAM! BlueFountain fell to the ground with a thud, blood pouring from his chest, a badge lay beside him. The Sniper walked up to him and, smirking, picked up the badge. "Avada Kadavra that, G-Teamer." The shot caused all of the Gaians to remember their place, and the danger they all were in. Quickly they called for a trial, finding the blame in L Y Z Z A C I O U S` DB. "No!" Lyzz cried, "this is racist! Just because I'm a muggleborn!" "None of us are actually magic, Lyzz," One of the Gaians reminded her. "Besides!" Another cried, "You were gone during the blast! Where were you?" "I was in the bathroom being harassed by a depressed apparition!" "That's what they all say, TAKE HER AWAY!" The Gaians rushed her, but suddenly realized, they didn't really have anywhere to put her. Suddenly, a rip formed out of no where, seeming to wait for the dispensation of Lyzz. The Gaians shrugged, figuring this was good as any, and tossed her in. Lyzz fell on her face. Everything was white. There didn't seem to be a beginning or an end to it. Everywhere, bright white. "Hello!' A voice from behind her said, excitedly. Startled, Lyzz turned around and found herself facing a scraggily brown-haired boy looking right back at her. But the most disturbing feature, across the middle of his face was a disgusting, throbbing rash. Lyzz screamed and began to run, but in the void, there's no where to run to. Everything outside calmed down and Tedie Behr found herself wandering the halls of the school. It seemed empty. Where had everyone gone? She ran outside but it was just as quiet and empty there too. Where was everyone? "Helloooo!" Tedie cried. Suddenly, Tedie felt extremely cold. Not just that, but despair seemed to wrap itself around her heart. The crippling depression forced her to her knees. What was going on? Tedie looked up to see a black figure hovering above her. She screamed but she wasn't able to even stand and run. The creature bent down towards her and Tedie suddenly felt very peaceful. Finally, all she knew was darkness as her hollow body fell to the ground. Having stolen another soul, the black creature flew off. Tedie's eyes reflected what was left of her body, emptiness.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:01 pm
Day 02 Cherry Ave The Gaians tumbled through the void yet again, landing by what seemed to be a huge river. The weather was hot and sticky. Many of the Gaians jumped into the river to cool off. They all seemed to be unsure of which story they had fallen into this time. That was, until a large boat floated by being powered by a wheel at the back of the boat. It stopped by the doc all of the Gaians were by. “Welcome to the Mississippi!” A voice boomed in a southern accent, “Come aboard and enjoy a relaxing cruise!” Excited, the Gaians all jumped aboard and the ship continued on the way. All except for o 3-y, who had landed in a more dangerous part of the river. She found herself being dragged away by the current. She bobbed up and down, fighting for her life to stay above the water. Her muscles grew tired and when she thought it was all over, she felt a strong hand reach down into the water and pull her out. “Good job Jim!” o 3-y heard a young voice say. Coughing, o 3-y got up and looked around. She was on a small makeshift raft along with a large black man and a young scruffy looking boy. “Hi there!” The boy said, “My name’s Huck, and this here is ****** Jim.” O 3-y gasped in shock. “What did you call him?” she asked incredulously. “****** Jim,” Huck said, confused, “that’s his name.” “Don’t call him that!” o 3-y exclaimed, “The N-word is a bad word!” O 3-y was about to explain to the boy the implications of the word and its derogatory meanings, but at that moment a blast cracked through the air and a bullet landed between her eyes. She fell off the raft and into the Mississippi. “Do you know what she was talking about?” Huck asked. Jim just shrugged. ~~~~~ “And for a quick fee, your salvation in the kingdom of Heaven will be assured!” Techu had adjusted to this new world quickly, he had already found a great scam to use on these primitive backwater people. The rest of the Gaians had departed from their cruise and found themselves at Techu’s Revival. They approached Techu’s stage and listened to his bit. “That’s right folks, for five easy payments of 29.99, your spot in heaven will be reserved and you will receive this certificate to present at the Pearly Gates when you die,” he continued. “Hey!” One of the Gaians yelled from the crowd, “those payments aren’t easy!” “Yeah, and everyone knows that the Pearly Gates accepts membership cards, not certificates!” Another yelled. “He’s a liar!” someone else put in, “if he lies about this, maybe he’s lying about being innocent, someone who tries to scam everyone could be the Sniper!” “Throw him into the void!” The crowd began to yell and surge onto the state. They grabbed up Techu and threw him into the void that had opened up. In the void, Techu was spit out along with a gangly-looking girl. She had messily braided, straw-like hair and freckles speckled her face. “Who’s that?” Lyzz asked. “My name’s Mary,” she said, “I was going to be one of the main characters and travel along with Huck, but Twain decided it would be best if I was left out. He was going to make me my own book like Tom Sawyer, but he never got around to it.” Mary went to sulk in the corner. ~~~ Bellecat sat in front of a house, painting a white fence whiter. She began to realize that this was definitely not as fun as that one kid had told her it would be. He tricked her! He said that painting fences was tons of fun and that she was going to miss out. She stood up, paint brush in hand. Where was everyone? She looked around and the place seemed to be empty. “No!” she cried, “I don’t want to be stuck in this cheesy piece of Americana!!”
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:02 pm
Day 03 Cherry Ave Slipping out of the tumbling void, the Gaians found themselves on the wet, snow covered grass outside of what looked like a normal high school. The Gaians shrugged and began to walk around, scoping out their new surroundings. Meanwhile, Vlad D. Tepes had been eaves dropping on a couple who were standing off by themselves. Vlad, being super sneaky as always, decided it would be fun to listen in. "But Edward, I love you!" The brunette said, tearfully to the extremely pale, extremely serious looking boy. "We cannot be Bella," The boy said, "I'm a vampire, I'm a monster, I might kill you." "WHHAAAAT?" the voice startled the two love birds as Vlad dropped in from a tree. "You're a vampire?" Vlad asked, looking him up and down, "You're not a vampire! You have no fangs!" A ray of light shot down between the clouds, making Vlad jump out of the way. Edward stood still, his skin shining as if he was made from diamonds. "And you Glitter??" Vlad accused, "You're not a vampire, you're some sort of sparkly freak!" BLAM! Bella screamed as Vlad fell to the ground, a bullet in his head. ~~~ "But you don't understand what you're doing!" Sibeiko replied, scared out of his wits. "We know exactly what we're doing," One of the Gaians said. "Yeah, you're really booksmart so that means you HAVE to be the Librarian," Another stated. "And you're waaay too nice, it must mean you're covering up for something, you might be covering up being the Sniper for all we know!" Another shot in. "No you don't understand!" Sib cried, "I'm an Author! I'm trying to help you!" "That's what they all say." The Gaians hurled Sibeiko into the void. "Besides, if he authored this book he needs to be jailed," someone stuck in. Sib appeared in the void to see it more full than he thought it would be. It seems as though there was twice as many people in here than there should be. He didn't even recognize some of them. Suddenly, someone landed right ontop of him. The guy was heavy, way more heavy than a person should be. Finally, he got up off of him and Sib stood back up. "Who're you?" Sib asked the strangely familiar looking brooding teen. "I was supposed to be Edward's twin brother," he replied, "however, Meyer felt it would be best if there wasn't two ridiculously hot, ego-boosted characters in one story. "And who are you exactly?" Lyzz brought herself to ask the strange brown headed boy with an extreme rash across the middle of his face. "I'm Harry Potter!" He said excitedly, "or I was the original concept." His excitement died down a little "But she felt it would be best if the main character was a little less disgusting." "I can't imagine why," Lyzz said sarcastically. ~~~ All of the Gaians began to disappear through another rip in timespace. The Flying Green Monkey wondered why his feet seemed to be especially heavy. While everyone else was being whisked away, it seemed as though he was stuck. "No!" he cried, "Please don't make me stay here! This place is boring! Especially for the first sixty pages!!" He waved his hands in the air and while he was doing so, a hand from the rift reached out and grabbed him. His feet felt lighter as he was sucked back up through the rift along with all of the others.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:04 pm
Day 04 Cherry Ave Day 4: One Bullet to Rule them All Once again, the Gaians fell through a rift, landing on wet ground. It wasn't really cold, but it obviously had just rained. The Gaians were standing in a field. It was a huge field and dead bodies lay all around them. "EEEEEE!!!" several of the Gaians screeched and huddled together. It looked like the Gaians had landed in the middle of a just-finished epic battle. Suddenly in the distance, the Gaians spotted a man riding a horse approaching them. Most of the girls, and even some of the guys began to swoon. A handsome man with shoulder-length brown hair came riding up. "Hark, travelers, what are you doing in these lands?" He said, his voice was strong. "Um," One of the Gaians said meekly, "We got lost?" "Come with me," the man said and turned his horse around, leading the Gaians off. They all looked at each other and then followed after the man. The man led them to a huge castle. They all got settled in and learned of how this huge battle was going on between them and some place called "Mor...something" None of them were really paying attention. They were just staring vacantly at the very attractive man. Meanwhile, not a fan of someone else having the Limelight, The sniper was standing away in one of the abandoned siege towers. He aimed his rifle at the man. Off in the distance, Sunset Sonata noticed the sparkle of something. She squinted her eyes and she could barely make out the outline of someone sitting ontop of a siege tower. She gasped and looked up to the man who was standing on the horse. She had to stop the sniper. She knew it was him he was aiming for. It was her job afterall. "No!" She cried as she jumped into the air just as the shot crackled through the sky. Sunset's body knocked the man right off his horse and he was shocked to see the woman on top of him dead from a small wound in the back of her neck. As he got up and set her down gently, a small silver badge fell out of her pocket. ~ "The Counsel has decided!" A ring of Gaians surrounded Mercain. They were standing in the middle of a beautiful building built alongside some giant trees. The scene was rather beautiful and even though Mercain was about to be jailed, he couldn't help but think that this was amazing. "Throw him into the void!" One of the Gaians yelled. Mercain was still admiring the scenery when he was thrown into nothingness. He tumbled into the pure white of the non void. He saw that several people were here, in addition to the gaians. "What is this, a party?" Mercain asked. "It seems like everytime we get stuck in here a reject character from each story gets stuck here too. Maybe it's magical backup or something." "Well no one came in with me!" Mercain replied. "Um...excuse me..?" A small voice said from behind him. Mercain turned around to see an extremely short...woman? He looked closer, yes she was female, but her feet were huge and extremely hairy. "Who're you?" Mercain asked. "Oh um... my name is Milly..." she replied nervously, "I'm a hobbit.. I was going to be in the stories too, but .. I was too weak to actually go on the journey." "AWW SHE'S SO CUTE!" Lyzz exclaimed as she ran over and scooped her up. ~ Swordmaster18 woke up in a very hot place. It was very dark and he seemed to be in some sort of cave. He stood up and looked around until he found a pretty ring sitting on top of a rock. He picked it up and looked at it. It seemed to have writing on the inside. "Insert...finger...here," He read, "okay!' Excitedly, Swordmaster stuck the ring on his finger and immediately became invisible. "This is AWESOME!" he exclaimed as he jumped around, trying his new power out. Suddenly, out of nowhere a strange nastly looking creature jumped on his back. "We wants it, My Precious!!" The creature screamed and proceeded to bite off Swordmaster's finger, the ring along with it. "That was my finger you punk!" swordmaster cried, blood spurting from it. Swordmaster ran up and pushed him, causing the creature to fall into the lava below. The ground began to rumble and Swordmaster ran from the cave. He looked up just in time to see lava exploding out of the top of the volcano. "Oh SHI---"
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:05 pm
Day 05 Cherry Ave Everyone landed on a hard wood floor. When they got up they noticed they were all aboard a large ship. One Gaian ran over to the edge of the ship and threw up. "Hey!" a man on the ship yelled, pointing at the large group of people, "We got some stowaways!" A scary-looking big man approached the group. The Gaians shrank back as the man approached him. "My name is Mr. Arrow, and I am first mate on this vessel," he said, "How in blazes did you all get aboard?" "We got...lost?" One Gaian offered weakly. The man raised an eyebrow, obviously not believing the group. However he didn't really know what to do with all of them. He ended up putting them all to work. The Gaians swabbed the poop deck and a few people were helping in the kitchen. [Glitter.Poptart was sitting in the crows nest. She looked out to the ocean with her spyglass. Suddenly, a big land mass appeared in her field of vision. "LAND HO!" She cried to the others. BAM Glitter Poptart's body fell from the ship and smashed into the deck of the ship. Blood poured from her body. The crew screamed and everyone ran around. Another gun blast shouted out, calming the crowd. But when they all looked around, they noticed that it was Mr. Arrow who had been shot this time, but not by any of the Gaians, by a strange looking man with a peg leg, a hook and an eye patch. "Wow really?" One of the Gaians asked, "The most stereotypical Pirate I have ever seen." "Yer all under the control of Captain Silver now," the man said as he held up the weapon. He put it away and pulled out another one. He walked around, perusing the Gaians that were left. "You," he said, pointing at Azrael Makar "you will walk the plank." The pirates led Azrael to the plank and led him off to the edge. "This is ridiculous!" Azrael cried, "Why me?" "Because I said so!" Silver said, kicking the plank, making Azrael fall. However, the rip opened up and caught Azrael before he could hit the water. "Where'd he go?" Silver asked. He shrugged, "Continue on to Treasure Island!" Azrael landed in the null void, right on his back. "Ouch," Techu said, looking at Azrael. Suddenly a dark-headed boy fell right on top of him. "Get off me kid!" Azrael yelled and pushed him off him. "HIHIHIHI!" The boy said, jumping around, "My name is Paul and I'm Jim's best friend ever! OHMYGOD This place is awesome!" The boy ran off, yelling his head off. "What the heck?" Lyzz asked. "SIB!" Azrael cried and ran up to him, "You can still get the clues out to them, Do it already!" "No way," Sib said stubbornly, "They jailed me." ~~~ "Hello!!" Pixie Salyor cried. The pirates had come and left her on this island. She had been marooned. Sixty years later, someone returned to find a half-crazed, fully bearded Pixie, who could only ramble on and on about Snipers and Pirates.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:06 pm
Day 06 Cherry Ave This time, the Gaians all landed on soft, plushy grass. Looking around them the Gaians were amazed to see that they were in a paradise. Lush green trees full of fruit surrounded them. The Gaians were so amazed, it took them a while to realize something odd. "We're all Naked!!" Someone cried out. Looking down, they all saw it to be true. They all screamed and hid behind their own respective plants. Kashi however had wandered off on his own to explore this amazing place. He found himself in an open clearing. A beautiful stream flowed by it and a tree grew right next to it. Some interesting fruit hang from the tree. "Yummy!" Kashi yelled as he ran up to the tree and picked the fruit right off. A little snake slithered down next to him. "If you eat this fruit, you will become more powerful than.." "SNAKE!!" Kashi yelled. He smashed the fruit into the snake's head, causing the fruit to explode and the snake's head to smash in. "Phew," Kashi said as he picked another fruit and was just about to take a bite when... BLAM! Kashi fell back, the fruit slipping out of his hand. All of the Gaians ran up to see Kashi's dead body. Suddenly a large man appeared in the sky. He looked extremely annoyed and pointed towards the entrance of the garden. "Out." The Gaians sadly trudged out of the nice Garden. "Stupid Sniper," one of the Gaians said, "that was a nice place." "Whatever, it wasn't that great," Mylian replied. "What?" The other Gaians asked, shocked. "Only the Sniper could think such things!" one of the Gaians said. They all picked Mylian up and made for the opened rift. "If I wasn't about to be dropped in a rip in timespace, I might think this was kind of hot," he said as he was carried by a mob of angry, naked Gaians and thrown into the rip. As he landed, surprisingly on his feet, in the void, another man appeared behind him. He looked a little grungy, short brown hair and a strange, flowing garb with sandals. "Who might you be?" Sib asked. "I'm Kreg Christ," he replied, seemingly annoyed. ~~~~~~~~~~~ "Hello??" XDarkGenjutsuX cried. He seemed to be in a dark, damp place. The ground was squishy and it reminded him of some sort of sauna. After wandering around for a bit, he noticed a small flicker of light ahead. Running, he reached a man in a long tunic, looking at some papers in the candlelight. "Who are you?" Dark Genjutsu asked. "My name is Jonah," he replied, "And we are in the belly of a whale." "GROSS!" Dark cried as he jumped up, not wanting to touch the whale's insides. "Don't worry," Jonah replied, "he should spit us out in a few days." Somehow, that didn't help him feel any better.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:07 pm
Day 07 Cherry Ave It seemed as though it took all of the Gaians even longer to fall through the void. They finally landed. Looking around, the place looked extremely odd. All around them strange plants and flowers seemed to grow. The Gaians were relieved to see that they all had their clothes back on. A small white rabbit dressed in a vest, holding a pocket watch ran up. "I'm late!" He cried, "Late for a very important date!" He ran off. The Gaians shrugged and ran right after him. All except for Dr Salamandra he was feeling adventurous so he went exploring through the large flower forest. He found himself looking at a large mushroom with a caterpillar smoking a hookah. He climbed up onto the mushroom. "Eh there Mate," Dr Salamandra said in a thick Australian accent. "You are looking for the Sniper yes?" The worm asked him. "That's darn right mate," Salamandra said, "you don't think you can help me find him can ya?" "Of course," the caterpillar said, "the sniper." "Yes?" Salamandra asked. As the caterpillar spoke each letter, a puff of smoke came from his mouth spelling it. "S..N...I..P..E..R..." the caterpillar spelled. "Yes, but what's 'is name?" Salamandra asked, annoyed. "You are impatient," The caterpillar stated, "I...M...P...A.." "Yes, I know how to spell impatient!" Salamandra yelled. BLAM! The bullet hole in Salamandra's head showed the meaning of the sound. He slipped off the mushroom and down to the ground. "You are dead," The caterpillar said, "D...E...A...D..." The Sniper Smirked up ontop of a flower. "Now who's the amateur?" He asked. Meanwhile, the other Gaians managed to get themselves all into trouble. They were all on trail for painting white roses red. A very angry lady who called herself the Queen of Hearts was yelling angrily at them for doing so. "Who is to blame for this? All of you?" The Queen asked the Gaians. "No! It was him!" All of the Gaians pointed at Unphotographable. "OFF WITH HIS HEAD!" The Queen Yelled. They pulled the resisting Photo down to the guillotine. But right as the blade was coming down onto Photo's neck, he disappeared. Photo found himself lying on the ground of the void, breathing heavily from his near-death experience. "What's the matter with him?" the young hobbit girl asked, sitting in Lyzz's lap. The others shrugged. Suddenly, the appearance of a dark headed girl with dark eyeliner and a blood stained apron, carrying an axe appeared behind him. They all screamed and ran, except for Photo who still laid on the ground in shock. Back in Wonderland, m e a m e a a had been wandering around for a long time. She found a couple of people having a tea party. One was a funny looking rabbit and the other was a strange looking man with a huge top hat. "HELLO!" The man said as she approached, "sit down, have some tea!" Mea did so. She picked up the tea cup and yelped when she saw a sleeping mouse underneath it. "Change Places!" The mad hatter yelled and they both stood up and ran around the table, changing their seats. Their running made Mea dizzy. What was she supposed to do now? She had to get out of here, she had people to protect. She tried to run off but the Mad Hatter stopped her. "Come on," he said, "we haven't had your unbirthday celebration yet." The Rabbit and the Hatter held her back as they started singing. "NO!" Mea cried as she saw the rest of the Gaians get whisked away in the distance.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:08 pm
Day 08 Cherry Ave In the land of the Gaians, all was well Until they were swept away by a Librarian's spell Through all the books they fell, and landed on their heads While some were killed and some were jailed, lucky ones were left for dead Now as they landed in the land of Gobblety Gooks They all decided to go fishing with some special hooks "One Fish!" One Gaian cried as he pulled the fish from the Sea "Two Fish!" Another cried, setting this one free. "Red Fish!" Outsider 101 held for all to see. BLAM "Dead Fish" The Sniper laughed with glee. All gathered together the votes were cast They went quite quickly, they went quite fast Fatal Fenrix wasn't going to last Down he went with such tremendous force He fell flat on his feet, as clumsy as a Slorse "What happened?" The others asked, wondering "I am not a killer," Fenrix stated, "the killers are not blundering." Behind Fenrix appeared such a creature One who the others had seen not such a feature It was what was known as a Kinglegorn It's feet are stubby and its hide is worn Only in one thousand years is one born So its feelings are often forlorn. "Poor Thing," Lyzz replied, breaking the rhythm. ~~ This had happened once before But The Flying Green Monkey was stuck once more His feet would not budge from the grassy floor There was no G-Team to save him from this chore "DAMN YOU LIBRARIAN!" Monkey Yelled, "You're such a whore!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:10 pm
Day 09 Cherry Ave All of the Gaians landed on a small ship. A storm was brewing and the waves crashed the ship back and forth. Some of the Gaians got sick and had to run to the sides to get rid of any extra stomach baggage. "THAR SHE BLOWS!" A half-crazed man yelled as he pointed straight ahead towards what looked like a geyser bursting from the tumultuous ocean. The crew around the Gaians paid no attention to them as they tried hard to keep the ship up and as some of them readied a large harpoon at the front of the ship. "Ready! Aim!" BLAM! Captain Ahab's aim was destroyed by the gunshot that seemed to be heard above the storm. Sins7 was down. "How dare ye!" Ahab cried, "How dare ye break my concentration! Who did that?!" The Gaians quickly pushed out Shadow_Articuno from the crowd. However, before Ahab could reach him the rip opened up beneath him and down he went. As Shadow_Articuno landed in the void, he was faced with a scary looking girl. He jumped back, looking her up and down. "Who are you?" he asked. "Alice," she said in a way that made words feel like daggers. The others were hiding behind eachother about twenty feet away from the axe-wielding girl. Articuno took a step back and bumped into a huge black thing. "What's that?" Techu asked, pointing. "It looks like a Giant black whale," Sib responded. And that's what it was. ~~~~ Angered at the fact that the man responsible for his mistake had disappeared, he grabbed the person who was closest. It was Barraku_Kitsune. She screamed but to no avail. He strapped her to the harpoon and sent it flying at the whale. The last thing Barraku saw before plunging into tons of blubber was the rest of the Gaians being swept back up into the rip.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:12 pm
Day 10 Cherry Ave For what seemed like the millionth time, the Gaians found themselves falling, once again, through the void, on their way to the next book. When they landed, the world felt, different, than it had in any of the other books. They all seemed to be colored differently, and they were all inked! What in the world was going on? "DAMN IT!" Moseley cried, "I've told those damn kids a million times, NOT to hide their comic books in the novels!" All of the Gaians turned to Moseley, mouths wide open. He immediately knew his big mouth had given him away. Fingers pointed accusingly, and for once in this lousy game, the Gaians were right. "You're the Librarian!" They cried. Moseley backed up from the crowd. Suddenly, a big blob of goo ensnared him and pinned him against a wall. It looked like a spiderweb. Where had it come from? "Thanks Peter Parker," the Sniper grinned as he flicked the cartridge of webbing out of his rifle and loaded the gun with a real bullet. He aimed. "This isn't over!" Moseley cried as he struggled against the web. "You may have found me at long last But the game here won't end so fast You're stuck here falling through space Until you uncover the Sniper's face." BLAM! Just as the Gaians were nearing Moseley, the gun shot went off and a bullet was now lodged in the brick wall behind his head. "What do we do now?" a Gaian asked, as they all stared at the dead Librarian. "Well I suppose we should try to find the Sniper," another replied. "Look! Up in the sky!" One gaian said, pointing to a figure in the sky. "It's a Bird!" "It's a Plane!" "No! Its...a Fort?" The all looked up to see Fortenra Askasa flying through the air. He was wearing an odd spandex uniform with a giant "F" on the chest. "I bet he's the sniper!" Someone cried, "he wasn't here when Mose was shot!" "Suspicious!" "Just try and catch me BEEYOTCHES!" Fort cried from the sky, "I got all the super powers. I'm a role-player's worst nightmare! I've got so many powers, there's no need for a personality!" Just as this was going on, a strange bald man was standing on one of the adjacent buildings with a bazooka-type weapon. "I have you now Superman!" he cried. "Who's Superman?" Fort asked. But before he could get an answer he found a huge green block of something headed straight for his face. It hit him square on and he tumbled to the ground. Right as he was about to hit the ground, the rip opened up and swallowed him whole. He hit the floor of the Void quite harshly, and it made the others jump. "What happened out there?" Mercain asked. "I don't know, everyone's dumb," Fort replied as she sat up in a huff, "some guy died though, I dunno the Librarian I guess." "WHAT!?" Sib cried, "The Librarian's dead? Is it all over?" "No," Fort said, annoyed, "He did this dumb thing and we can't get out until we get the Sniper or something." "Darn," Azrael said. Suddenly a strange looking blond man in a white and green outfit popped up. "Hello citizens!" he exclaimed, "you have nothing to fear, Aqua Man is here!" "Ugh," everyone in the void grumbled. "I know he's a reject," Mylian said quietly, "but why'd they have to send him here?" "Oh goodie!" Aqua Man exclaimed, "look at this wonderful whale!" Aqua Man ran over to the large black whale who seemed to be in immense amounts of pain from sitting in a void with no water. -MEANWHILE, BACK AT THE SURFACE- With no one to leave anyone behind, the Gaians felt themselves leaving quicker than they had before. Although some of them would miss this fun, fantasy world. Atop a building, the Sniper grinned, this was too easy.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:13 pm
Day 11 Cherry Ave Goodnight Gaians, falling through Space Goodnight bullet being chambered into place Goodnight scope, as you look for the victim Goodnight trigger, pulling back with its rhythm Goodnight `Aine Chievious as the bullet goes through your skull Goodnight Gaians who don't know anything at all. Goodnight Triskellion as the fingers point at you. Goodnight rip in space that all fall through. Goodnight moon that sits so high in the sky. Goodnight Sniper, who wishes all to die. ~~~ Triskellion landed in the prison cell, looking extremely confused. Behind him, a small moon with a creepy look on his face floated. "What in the world?" Trisk asked himself. "Young Citizens!" Aqua Man cried from behind the whale, "This whale is in distress! We must find him some water!" "And how exactly do you propose we do that?" Lyzz asked. They all looked around at the empty void and just shrugged.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:14 pm
Day 12 Cherry Ave The Gaians found themselves in a large room. Looking around, there was only one exit, one window and at the end of the huge room sat one large wardrobe. "What kind of room is this?" Someone asked. "Yeah, it's so empty!" another added. "Ready or not, here I come!" The voice was from outside the door. "Hide and seek!" Someone shouted, "quick! We have to hide!" The Gaians, realizing the only place to hide was the huge wardrobe on the end of the room, rushed to it and tried to hide. Somehow they all fit. As they were being pushed through it by the other Gaians they found themselves landing in a snow drift. "Where are we?" One Gaian asked, amazed at her surroundings. A small, goat-like man approached them. "Welcome to Narnia!" he said happliy, "who are all of you? Are you sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve?" "No, we totally already did that book," someone else said. "I think he means humans," another added. "No, we're Gaians," someone in the back replied. The Goat man suddenly looked scared. He jumped up from his place and began to run off. "Hide!" He cried, "The white witch is coming!" All the Gaians could do was stand in confusion as the man ran off. Suddenly, a sleigh driven by two large white, elk-like creatures burst through the shrubbery and stopped right in front of the gathering of Gaians. "Who are all of you?" The woman asked, standing, "And what are you doing in my kingdom?" "Up yours ho," Amigox3 said from the croud. "What was THAT?" the woman screeched. Amigo stepped forward. "I said," he restated, "Up YOURS..." BLAM! Amigo fell forward, a bullet hole in his head. The witch screeched and looked down at the dead Amigo. "I demand you bring me the one responsible for this!" The woman cried. Looking around, the Gaians pushed Lady Rai out of the crowd. The white witch held up her wand, attempting to turn Lady Rai into a statue, however, just as she was casting her spell, the rift opened up and ate Rai. She fell down into the crowded void. Although there was as much room as an entire universe, those jailed and those who happened to fall in with them managed to stay together in the same place. Currently, they were all dumping buckets of water onto a large black whale as they were cheered on by a strange man in an orange outfit. "That's it folks!" Aqua Man cried, "keep it coming!" "Where'd you guys get the buckets from?" Rai asked. "Don't ask," Sib replied, "I don't even know where we're getting the water from." "Hello!" said a young lad behind Rai, "how are you all doing this evening? What can I do to help?" "Who're you?" Mylian asked him. "Why," he replied, "I'm Edmond, the non-douchey version.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 9:15 pm
Day 13 Cherry Ave The Gaians landed on hard cobblestone roads. Looking around, they felt to be in another world. The buildings all around them looked like something out of a fairy tale. The weather was awful though. Clouds hung over the sky and rain drizzled out of them slowly. All around it seemed like people were rushing to and fro, speaking in a language that none of the Gaians seemed to understand. Soldiers marched back and forth down the streets. Suddenly, a group of soldiers stopped in front of the group and one of them approached the group. He yelled something in the weird language, then, when no one replied, he tried again. "I said!" he shouted, "Who are all of you? Explain yourselves." "We're...tourists?" Someone offered. "I think not!" the soldier cried again, "you all seem like dissenters to me!" "We don't even know what that is!" Heart Shaped Toastie argued, "we're really tourists!" BLAM Toastie fell forward, dead. The soldier blew his whistle. "Round up this group," he cried to his soldiers, "this one was just executed by the hand of God, obviously they are dissenters!" The Gaians found themselves being gathered up and thrown into a very bad prison. "This sucks!" Someone said, "I thought we're only supposed to jail one person, not all of us." "We know it's you!" someone said, pointing at gute nacht mond, "what they're speaking sounds a lot like your name." "Pssh," gute nacht mond stated, "my name is in German, these people are obviously speaking Czech." "See?" Someone else accused, "she even knows what language they're speaking!" "Get her!" They all picked her up and walked over to the rift that appeared by what everyone guessed was supposed to be the toilets and threw her in. Gute landed in the void to see a strange spectacle. Everyone seemed to be filling the void with water. It was all the way up to her knees. "What in the world are you guys doing?" she asked, "and how?" "We don't really know how," Techu responded. A small hobbit swam past, and a strange boy with a horrible rash flew by on a broom. "Co se děje?" The man asked behind her. "Was?" Gute asked. They both just stared at each other, confused.
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