Welcome to Gaia! ::

I'm NEKKIDD!!!!! *runs around*

you look like the cover of a romance novel.... xd

*pauses and says in her sexy voice* There I was on an abandoned planet wearing nothing but thigh high socks and a billowing white scarf. My heart was pounding with fear, it was the first time I was ever one my own. The planet was warm, and the only life forms I have encountered thus far were ROUS and snakes. Who will save me from this lonely fate? Will I die here alone with no one to hold?

*melodramatic music*

*Poke Merci`* You too! You too! We're having a fox-girls-in-undypants party! XD

OOOH! *Ahem*

Some one else survived the marooning, but we'd both lost most of our possessions, including clothing. We tried to survive, but soon found that pirates had taken this planet for their own personal treasure trove. We hid away in fear...

*more melodramatic music*

XD; Oh, that was too much fun, I'm scared of myself now. xp

*Frolicks.. hoping that Verran isn't video taping..*

*puts a hand to her head and mock faints*
Why I wonder, Why did I have to go and get on that fateful ship. Pirates everywhere, mooning pirates. Fear kept us locked away under the foliage, watching.. the naked kitsune amazons of Masquerade...

*Melodramic music hits it's climax...

*music starts again*

There was a rustle in the bush next to me, a beautiful and less clothed female comes into the pale moon light. Her silvery blue hair shining with a soft glow. She seemed to be happy to see another person. Was she stuck here as I am now? Did she know where to find food and a hot bath to scrub the dirt away from my face? I need this new girl, she is the only thing that can stop me from going totally insane. And who knows maybe this female had an encampment with others close by.

*Music falls to a soft tension building rumble* I lead the new girl back to where I had attempted to make a camp. The other girl was waiting for us, watching for pirates with a sharpened stick. I offered some of the meager food we had, and in silence we shared our lonliness and loss. *Soft sad mood setting flute music stuff*

*Music fell to a soft murmur in the background* I stood, sharpened stick in hand. guarding our meager camp. We hadn't much, food was scarce. We had tried to weave vines into dresses, but alas they fell apart easily. I turned to my comrade and spied our new sister.. "ah.. so another has joined us... it's a sign.." *Music fades to a whisper*

"A-A sign?" My voice trembled as I looked about the bare camp. Gulping down nervousness of meeting these new girls I dared to try my voice again, "W-what si-sign?" My body quavered and my scarf fell from my shoulders. Clothing was in very short supply around here, not even the vine dresses seemed to be holding together on the second girl.

*Soft hum of music to make one anxious*

Turning to the other girl, I made a strange symbol with my hand. "The sign that the Rude Awakening shall soon visit us." Turning back to my water soup, I took a sip. "Yes, Rude Awakening shall soon be visited upon us..."

*Dun dun dun dun dun dun...*

*Music made a rising Crescendo and then settled back down*
Ah... this was the moment. The Rude Awakining.. could it have already begun? I moved over and sat beside my camp sister watching her sip on our watery soup.. we had feasted many times in the past. "it is time... time that we go to the moony pirates.. and take their ship. Returning to a land of fleece."

*Looked up dramatically at the sky and stomped her spear into the ground*

*music changes to and up beat theme with few instruments*

My heart leaped. A true adventure, and I am not alone. But pirates... if we get caught what will they do to us? I thought for a moment then held my head high. I will not be scared away by some drunken, muscled, grubby, sea salt smelling, sweat dripping, loin cloth wearing men. I believe I would rather like to see these pirates. Maybe after we capture one I could inspect him more closely, after a bath of course. Then starting from his thick hair I will work my way down his toned upper body, watching every movement his muscles make, then I will slide my hands down his stomach... I shook my head away from the thought. Father would never approve so she must go through with it. "Teach me how to help you take over these pirates and get back to the Land of Fleece." A soft wind blew the scarf back behind me as I brushed one stray hair from my eyes. "Teach me how to use these spears before we place our war paint on and attack the enemy." My eyes glittered with star light as I waited on their verdict. Would the Fleece accept me into is soft warm embrace? Why do I always ask myself so many questions? with a slight smirk I go back to thinking about the pirates in fleece loin clothes being our slaves forever.

*light piano music flared*

*music continues*

"And so you shall be trained, my sister! But first, you must seal our pact."

*Heavy, music-less pause*

"You have to eat my cooking!" Passes some roasted... something or other and watches as she eats it. "Now you can be trained!"

*Music cues up again, passage of time, it is now several days later and all three look amazon-war-paint-ish*

"It is time for the Rude Awakening!"

*Music is very tribal drummish*
I stood with the other Kitsune Amazons in a pose formation. Lightning flashed in the background and we were ready. Breaking formation I turned to the silver haired chef "So She who Cooks like An Octopus, we shall enter their camp.. and stick our pointy sticks at any we should find! She With Scarf of Twisty Goodness, you are now ready for the fight for Fleece...."

I turned toward camp and raised my spear "ONWARD!!"

The call of the Fleece pulled them on toward the camp. They followed She of The Reddend Veil through the darkness. War paint on their faces black as the night, war paint the their own style flowing up their sides. I had trained hard with the others I was ready. I carried my long, hard spear at my side the whole time.

*low rumbling music*

The camp lights of the pirates were shimmering through the trees below now and they pulled to a stop. I spoke first whispering light words to the others. "Who shall scout this time? Now of all times we cannot be caught by-by those men." I took a swift gulp of breath and looked at the other two painted faces, would they get caught?

I turned to gaze down at the camp. "I will go. You will know if I need you!" I dashed down, quietly and quickly, scouring the tree line for any sign of look outs. One I stumbled across, and glared at him with teeth bared.
"Woah, hey there little girly..."
I quickly knocked him out with my back-up fish, not wanting to dirty my spear on such a feeble foe. We had more than enough space right here to sneak into their lines. From here on we were going to have to stick together and brave the den of manliness with no further knowledge than we must reach their ship.

*Duh duh duh dun!*

looked up over the embankment "Come She with Scarf of Twisty Goodness... The Rude Awakening is upon us!" I hopped easily over and trotted over to She who Cooks like and Octopus.. the smell of fish and the man laying on the ground said it all "so... you attack with the halibut... good choice.." I creeped low and waved the other two after me.. sneaking around behind tents as much as possible.. low... silent... and then I tripped over a pot and hit a barrel, which hit the tent next to it and knocked it down.. I watched in amazement as the true nature of the domino effect took it's toll on the pirate camp soon it lay in ruins. I looked sheepishly at the others, "we should run now... yeah?" I took off and ran toward were we had scouted their ship earlier... yelling "oh... I hope someone knows how to fly it!"

"Fly! I thought this was a sailing ship!" The ship fully comes into my veiw. "She of The Reddend Veil we mus capture one of the manlings and take him to fly this ship. My scarf has all but fallen off during the running and many of the pirates are in hot pursuit. they could easily make it to the ship but how to get it off the ground was their immediate problem. "Please help us Big Sheep Sheerer in the Sky. We are your faithful amazon send us some hope!" I called out to the Lord of the Fleece and hoped he was not dancing right now.

The Fleece answered the prayers of the amazon, and the Sheep Warriors of Fluff appeared behind them to battle off the pirates. Amidst the bleeting and cries of men, She Who Cooks Like An Octopus spotted a lone manling. "We must catch him!"
The manling finished pulling himself out of what was left of his tent to see three kitsune amazon racing toward him. "Oh crap... is this good or bad?" Seeing the spears they brandished, he decided bad, and ran toward the ship.

Being a Kitsune Amazon that worshiped the Dancing Lord of Fleece they were good at herding... the little manling stood not a chance, he ran right up the ramp into the ship, the three girls kareening in after him.. I, She of the Reddened Veil pointed my sharp stick at the manling and ordered "you.. little piratey type person... shall fly us to the sacred floating temple of the dancing fleece god.. where we shall be cushioned all our days in lovely pillowy softy goodness of wool. Our Dancing god doth command you!" She leaned forward and poked him for good measure.

The manling quite frightened, also started feeling something else. (What man wouldn't with three almost nekkid, warpainted amazons infront of him) It might have been the effects of their beauty, the sharp spear, or The Dancing Lord of the Fleece's powers over him but her took up the cause and ran for the main deck.

He was smaller then some of the manlings I saw but he would do for their first slave. I am sure that the Lord of the Fleece shall grant them many more. They would re-build the army of Sheep Warriors of Fluff and take over lands for their Lord. In return, could they become his Ladys of the Fleece? Would he wrap them tightly in his soft warm arms and keep them warm in the winter months? Mother always told me to put a fleece blanket on my bed in the winter, she must be one of the Fleece too.

As the ship rose from the ground and headed toward the land of Fleece, the amazons could do naught but celebrate their victory. The Rude Awakening had come, and would now end, and the time of Cuddle Fluff would be upon them, and they would live happily as overladies of the expanding Fleece for the rest of thier years.
And they'd get to wear clothes again, too.

The end