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 Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:32 am
So, tonight, I found myself very, very bored and not wanting to do work. As many of us know, this leads to doing some weird and wonderful things...and this is one I felt like sharing with all of you, because it can be fairly amusing.
So, the way this works is, you type "(Your name)(Verb)" into a Google Search. The ones I was told to use are:
1. "________ needs"
2. "________ looks like"
3. "________ hates"
4. "________ goes"
5. "________ loves"
6. "________ eats"
7. "________ has"
8. "________ works"
9. "________ lives"
10. "________ died"
So, if you'd like, try it. I found it fun.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:41 am
These are my own results..I chose to try them with two different names, to compare.
1. "Victoria needs major traffic overhaul" / "Victoria Needs a Room Mate" (Neither are true, really, but the second seems more likely...)
"Tori needs to Rock!!!"
2."Victoria looks like a crack whore. Check out these recent shots of Victoria. My lord, could she look any worse?"
"Tori looks like a goddess"
(These ones contradict each other, a bit. Or, I hope so...they really shouldn't be interchangable.)
3."Victoria hates you."
"Tori hates you"
(I loved these results, and not just because they matched.)
4."Victoria goes dramatic at Tomkat's wedding."(A cookie to the person who can tell me who the hell Tomkat is...)
"Fishing kitten Tori goes after goldfish" (Or maybe I just have some kind of cat focus...)
5. "Victoria loves beards" (This should maybe be fixed to say "Victoria loves good beards. There are some horrible ones out there...)
"Tori loves Tacos." (This one is true. I do love tacos.)
6."Victoria eats the floor" (My name appears to bring a curse of clumsiness down on those who bear it.)
"Tori eats a tomato." (I feel I need to point out that the first six results for this were either simply "Tori eats!" or "Eat Tori!")
7. "Victoria has no secret!" (Not entirely true...)
"Tori has been found." (I didn't know I was lost.)
8. "Victoria works in Leeds" (I only have a vague idea of where Leeds is.)
"Tori's works exemplify Japanese Buddhist art during the Asuka period." (I feel special, kind of.)
9."Victoria lives in the house of babes..." (Why? Also, the first few were simply "Victoria lives!")
"Tori lives in Mommywood" (Er.....)
10. "Victoria died in 1901" (Unsurprisingly, they were talking about the Queen.)
"If Tori died right now, would you commit suicide?" (I should hope not...)
There. Now, doesn't it look like fun?
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 10:41 pm
This does look like fun. I shall have to remember to try it out, later on.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:48 am
Rachael needs to get a life and there is nothing funny about her, she is just simply annoying and too loud. sad
The model Rachael looks like she's nude when she's actually wearing see-through lace with sequins painstakingly arranged over the straps and the area covering her breasts. Whoa.
Rachael Hates Church (This linked to YouTube page where some poor girl gets hit in the eye with a marshmallow covered in what looks like either strawberry syrup or chocolate syrup.)
Rachael Goes to the Zoo (I do like the zoo, especially when my best friend Rosa's son, Landon, is with us.)
Rachael loves youuu. <33
Rachael Eats her First Birthday Cupcake (I love cupcakes!)
Rachael has entire conversations with herself, where she starts with an accusation against me, argues against my position, then makes a judgment, all in the same breath. This is from a blog written by some guy who has a psycho roommate named Rachael. D:
Rachael Works (This was the name of a victim of a church shooting in Colorado. Sad.)
Rachael lives with cerebral palsy Spastic Quadriplegia and attends Victor Harbor High School. Wow.
It was what Rachael would have wanted and we are happy knowing that Rachael died enabling others to have a better life. Awww...
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 8:51 am
After it said I needed to lose weight I gave up. >_>;
Google hurt my feelings D:
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 7:37 pm
"Jessica loves her home tacos"- well yes I love homemade tacos.
"Jesssica Needs coffee" - Well yeah...
"Jessica Looks Like a Dog."-....
"Jessica Hates Peter."- i dont know why i hate him
"Jessica Eats a Live Octopus"- !!!
"Jessica Has a c**k Fetish"-Yes I love roosters
"Jessica works on her country album"- I am not country... ******** you...
"Baby Jessica lives quietly in Tex"- I am not in texas bitches.
"Jessica died after accident in bathroom"-I did...
"Jessica Goes Hard for Soft Serve"-I dont like soft serve...
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 2:59 am
Just the first one from each, right? And we then post just the title of the web page? Hm, perhaps this should come with a touch more instruction.
Josh needs to explore the idea that Trojan War was really in ... This one led to a site titled "Error" so I couldn't find the rest. What is the idea that I need to explore about the Trojan War?! How shall I sleep, now?!
Salon.com Arts & Entertainment | Three very drunk hamsters And the text reads "Sep 29, 2000 ... But with fixed, fatuous grin, his chiseled physique and savage tan, when Curtis is done gooping his locks blue, Josh looks like somebody ..." Wow. He sounds absolutely disgusting.
Josh Hates Life Hm. Leads to a video but it sounds a little to emo-b***h for me to attempt watching.
Josh Goes Nuts After Justin Miller's 103 Yard Kick Return on ... Sure do...
josh loves hayley?!? Some song?
Josh Eats Drake This is a video too. That Drake and Josh show. I don't care to look into it.
does anyone know if josh has a girlfriend? - Topix And it goes on to say "No, Josh has no girlfriend and he doesn't want 1 cuz he thinks that he 'doesn't even no what gf and bf is at the age of 13' ..." Why do illiterates try to write?
Worksology | Home Evidently Josh Works is a web designer or some such thing.
Scratch | Project | josh lives! 1.0 Something to do with some sort of language program.
Josh Dies - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Hm. "Joshua S. Porter, better known by his stage name Josh Dies (born June 12, 1983) is an American singer, songwriter, musician and author. ..."
Eh. Boring results, all.
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Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 11:05 am
Okay... So I decided that I want to do this a few different times, but we'll see if I actually do. First thing's first, though... My real name. I may do Dimitre and Eliae later on, since I use both of those names so commonly online, but we'll see.
James Needs A Hat Petition (I love my hats... I so want more! eek )
Does LeBron James Jr. look like a basketball player to you? (I didn't even want to investigate that link...)
James hates Sony (... which links to a video about James the train engine from the old Thomas show hating Sony... again, didn't investigate)
Amazon.com: James Goes Buzz Buzz & Other Stories [VHS] (Hey... Anyone want to watch a kid show with me? Not really... I don't want to see that show now. Not unless I have a kid that wants to watch it.)
James Loves Katie - Untitled Name (The first one that bore any relevance. The next one was "James loves beer on Flickr")
No picky eating here — James Eats (Apparently, James Eats is a blogger on the topic of food... Go figure. I love the stuff.)
LeBron James Has Learned His Lesson, Video (This was actually the second one, but I thought this one would be more amusing... especially since there's a quote in there of Ethan Jaynes, the auther, saying, "I believe George W. Bush put it best when he said, 'Fool me once shame on .. shame on me. Fool me. Can’t get fooled again.'" I believe this man (and Dubbyah) need to be shot. That's a ruined version of a perfectly good quote.)
James Works - LinkedIn (A link to a resume... with a rather annoying grammatical error- "Works's". A common error, but annoying nevertheless. Let me know if you spot it.)
YouTube - How James Lives United (A link to a video about how this James guy contributes to United Way... Not worth investigating, I don't think.)
James died in his mum's arms - after hearing his father had been saved (Oh, the irony of this! What a laugh.)
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:17 am
A lot of the results I could see were from other people with the same name doing the same quiz on Facebook. xD
1. "Skyler needs YOUR help!" "Skyler needs to learn he can't be an Eric..." Only we can prevent forest fires?
2. "Skyler looks like the All-American Football Star!" "This is what the name "Skyler" looks like in Japanese" >.> I don't play American football, and I certainly don't look like I'm capable of playing it.
3. "Skyler hates the lake." "Skyler Hates people touching his face." I wouldn't say I hate the lake, but I prefer swimming in the ocean.
4. "Skyler goes crazy in bumper to bumper traffic on the way." I don't actually drive, but that makes this sentence potentially more interesting. x3
5. " Skyler loves peanuts at the ball game." "Skyler loves Alex." I don't love either, actually. You'd have to pay me in more than peanuts to get me to go to a ball game.
6. "Skyler eats airplane." Omnomnomnom.
7. "Skyler has more candy than he could ever eat." Which is cool if it's Starbursts.
8. "Skyler works as a producer at his studio in Portland, his hometown." Nooo, I work in a soul-sucking call-centre.
9. "Skyler lives on a remote island off the Southeast coast with many others where their lives are carefully monitored and controlled." eek
10. "At this point, I do not even know how Skyler died. My mom heard where she works it was due to a seizure, but I have not spoken to the family." I have epilepsy, so this is just... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 12:31 pm
Heather needs men... now! Eh? Hardly. Unless they were only around to help us move furniture.
Heather looks so happy with Jack at the insider. This link led to a small paragraph about Heather Locklear and Jack Wagner, who, by the way, I would not be happy with. Also there were a lot of links about the book How the Heather Looks: A Joyous Journey to the British Sources of Children's Books by Joan Bodger
Heather Hates You lyrics. Some sort of song, apparently. Wonder who I hate enough for there to be a song about.
Heather goes to the Theatre. . . . >: I wish.
Heather loves almond butter. o .o Well, I do love almonds...close enough.
Heather eats some big snowflakes. I haven't ate any snow in years. Not since my friend make snow ice cream during one of my visits home. Wasn't bad. Had to dig a bit for this one, there were tons of Heather eats Almond butter links before it.
Heather has two mommies. I'd kill myself if I did and they were both like the one I have now. neutral
Heather works with children, youth and adults in the areas of writing for theatre and film as well as poetry and prose writing and performance. D< Then where's my paycheck?
Heather lives it up at the Life Ball in Vienna. I didn't know I was such a party animal... eek
Heather died in a blaze of glory while fighting an evil lightening mage. Wow, I was a party animal AND a hardass.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 5:29 pm
Torzeh A cookie to the person who can tell me who the hell Tomkat is... Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Just like "Bennifer" was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez.
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 11:42 pm
Krissi-Chaos Torzeh A cookie to the person who can tell me who the hell Tomkat is... Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Just like "Bennifer" was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Holy s**t...Who actually says things like that? If I had known that, I would have been far too ashamed to speak up...
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:25 pm
Kristina Needs Encouragement Do I?
Kristina Needs A JJJOOOBBB!!! You lie! I already have one. No, I need a house...
Kristina Looks Like A Frog You bully! I do not!!! emo
Kristina Looks an oversexed 18 year old, but she can act mature for her age sometimes. Wow. DeviantArt is strange. But yes, I am mature.
Kristina Hates Girlscouts (That's not true) Yes it is!!!
Kristina Hates Everything Ahh Not everything, just most things
Kristina Goes Geek With Her Linksys Wireless Router If I had one, I definitely would!!!
Kristina goes on a Trial Adoption Sweet!
kristina loves gareth <3 Who?
Kristina Eats I'm not posting any of these - they're all porn. Apparently Kristina is a popular name for ho's... stare
Kristina has issues with Edward. Yes! Yes I do!!! That sparkly git!!!
Kristina has too much stuff Yup.
Kristina works as a freelance illustrator and resides in NYC Wait... I'm a Gallery Assisstant... But I'd love to live in NYC
Kristina's works are not born at random Apparently so.
Kristina Lives for Pro Wrestling Ew.
Kristina lives in New York City with her husband, two daughters, a dog that's often mistaken for a pony, and one very vocal cat. Well. My cat is VERY vocal.
Kristina Died Today. She Was One Of Our Hens. She Will Be Missed By Less Than A Half Dozen People. Wow. I was feathered and touched the hearts of many. Go me.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:27 pm
Matasoga Krissi-Chaos Torzeh A cookie to the person who can tell me who the hell Tomkat is... Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Just like "Bennifer" was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Holy s**t...Who actually says things like that? If I had known that, I would have been far too ashamed to speak up... Mother superior reads gossip magazines. Plus, I have no shame.
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Posted: Thu Aug 20, 2009 5:11 am
Krissi-Chaos Matasoga Krissi-Chaos Torzeh A cookie to the person who can tell me who the hell Tomkat is... Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. Just like "Bennifer" was Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez. Holy s**t...Who actually says things like that? If I had known that, I would have been far too ashamed to speak up... Mother superior reads gossip magazines. Plus, I have no shame. Wow...yeah, I wouldn't think anyone could actually say stuff like that. I also find the idea of merging two names to make one person who sounds like a prairie animal a little disturbing. Oh, and I owe you a cookie. Must remember that.
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