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Zeus: Hello and welcome to this month's edition of the newsletter for Camp Half Blood!
Ben: As you all know, we have been having some...
Zeus: Hard times,
Ben: Yeah, Hard times with our management.
Zeus: Our new captain, xoxBlueEyedGirl has been trying to maintain this "Mess of a guild" almost by herself--
Ben: Excluding help from some crew members.
Zeus: stare
Ben: Sorry, continue.
Zeus: As I was saying, xoxBlueEyedGirl Has been trying to work this guild by herself. Because of this,--
Ben: She put up a small questionairre for all of the crew members.
Zeus: mad
Ben: I'm sorry I couldn't help myself, I'm just so excited. The questionairre was to help determine who was capable of filling the position of Vice Captian. Most of the crew members posted their questionairres on Mt. Olympus, which is why many people haven't seen them. We also have some events coming up if not in this month, then September.
Zeus: scream
Ben: Okay, I'm sorry that I have to cut it short, but we need to wrap this up because I can feel the static electricity making all of my hair stand on end. Before Zeus goes beserk, from all of the crew members, this is Ben Brown, singing off.
Zeus: I will give you a five second headstart.
Ben: What?
Zeus: 5...
Ben: confused
Zeus: 4...
Ben: Good-bye everyone!
Zeus: 3...
Ben: Oh, one more thing, if you want to donate to the guild, DO NOT donate to us on the homepage. Donate to The King of Hosts.
Zeus: 2-1. You better be fast, boy. twisted
((Was this a good newsletter? It was my first one.))
