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Haha I quite like it.
Especially the second line. The fact that it doesn't start with 'two' like every other line should throw the poem off, but it doesn't. You made it work. Bravo!
I love your progression of ideas. They're usually quite unexpected but I think that's part of what makes this poem work. Thanks. this poem was something I came up with during creative writing club 3-4 years ago. All of my friends enjoy it and still quote it from time to time, especially the first few lines.