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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 7:18 am

on summoner (ps2 rpg), select credits at the main menu. then press x. very funny footage of some of the characters and a demon, and some guy from another game playing d&d. it is so funny. it goes sorta like this:
jekhar(dm):gulstaf. you enter a dark room. you are now alone. the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
joseph(playing gulstaf):i cast a spell.
machival(from kitchen):where are the cheetos?
jekhar:right next to you!
joseph:i wanna cast a spell.
machival:i'm gonna get a soda. anyone want one?
joseph: i can cast any of these right? on the list?
jekhar:yes. any of the first level ones.
machival:can i have a mountain dew?
joseph:i cast magic missile.
jekhar:yes you can have a mountain dew. just go get it.
joseph: i cast magic missile.
machival:i'm not in the room, right?
jekhar:what room?
machival:the one he's casting all these spells from!
jekhar:he hasn't actually cast anything yet!
joseph:i am though. i'm casting magic missile.
jekhar:why are you casting magic missile? thers nothing to attack her!
joseph:i'm attacking the darkness.
(all laugh.)

will post more later.

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 8:29 am

smeagol_lied

on summoner (ps2 rpg), select credits at the main menu. then press x. very funny footage of some of the characters and a demon, and some guy from another game playing d&d. it is so funny. it goes sorta like this:
jekhar(dm):gulstaf. you enter a dark room. you are now alone. the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
joseph(playing gulstaf):i cast a spell.
machival(from kitchen):where are the cheetos?
jekhar:right next to you!
joseph:i wanna cast a spell.
machival:i'm gonna get a soda. anyone want one?
joseph: i can cast any of these right? on the list?
jekhar:yes. any of the first level ones.
machival:can i have a mountain dew?
joseph:i cast magic missile.
jekhar:yes you can have a mountain dew. just go get it.
joseph: i cast magic missile.
machival:i'm not in the room, right?
jekhar:what room?
machival:the one he's casting all these spells from!
jekhar:he hasn't actually cast anything yet!
joseph:i am though. i'm casting magic missile.
jekhar:why are you casting magic missile? thers nothing to attack her!
joseph:i'm attacking the darkness.
(all laugh.)

will post more later.

jekhar: fine. you attack the darkness. ther's an elf in front of you.
joseph: woah!
robot dude:thats me right?
jekhar: he's wearing a brown tunic and has blue eyes.
r.d.:no, no i don't i have grey eyes
jekhar:lemme see that sheet
r.d:well it says i have ble but i decided i wante grey eyes.
jekhar:whatever. you guys can talk to each other if you want.
joseph:hello
r.d:hello
joseph:i am gulstaf, sorceror of light.
r.d:then hpw come you had to cast magic missile?
*all laugh*
jekhar: you're being attacked now.
machival:do i see that happening?
jekhar:no. you're outside, by the tavern.
machival: cool, i get drunk.
jekhar: there are 7 ogres surrounding you
joseph: how could they surround us? i had mordenkains faithful waatchdog cast.
jekhar: no you didn't
machival:roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk.
jekhar: *rolls dice* yeah
joseph: yes cause you asked me before this adventure do i want any equipment and i said no but i needed material components for all my spells so i cast mordenkains faithful watchdog.
jekhar: you didn't cast the spell.
joseph: i did. i totally said when you asked me...
jekhar: no you didn't! you didn't actually say you were casting the spell! so now theres ogres, ok!
machival: i got an ogre slaying knife! it gets a +9 against ogres!
jekhar: your not there! your getting drunk!

and so the moral is, don't play dungeons and dragons with the demon of darkness, the summoner of prophecy, and some robot guy.
*bows*

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Ms. Elaviel

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Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:10 am

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/8bitdnd.html

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2005 11:35 am

*points at your sig.*
have that stupid cattle. born to die in the slaughterhouse.

you know, if it weren't for us breeding them for their death, they wouuld probably be extinct?

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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 2:27 am

Ms. Elaviel

http://www.flashplayer.com/animation/8bitdnd.html

its exactly the same! woah!

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 11:52 am

Thats a skit from The Dead Ale Wives I believe.

Heh heh, its awesome. "I attack the darkness hehehehe"

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Crumpet Lord

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Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2005 12:26 pm

J_e_z

Thats a skit from The Dead Ale Wives I believe.

Heh heh, its awesome. "I attack the darkness hehehehe"

the summoner one is more funny, methinks. cos machival is the demon of darkness. and i am stuck tryin to heal joseph frickin hand and i just need a charcoal stick and grrrrr

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2005 9:51 pm

You know, it's sad when you play with a bunch of munchkins..
**Level 3 party**
DM: "You see a raid party of the drow city heading your way. They havn't discovered you, because the woods are thick and they're pretty far" (mumbles to self: "And the damn dice..")

Player1(Fighter, leader of the party): "Hmm.." (thinks. HAving a little quiet conversation with the others). "I know what to do."

DM: "What is it?"

All players(together): "CHARGE!!!! EXP!!!!"

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Garret Erikson

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Posted: Mon Dec 05, 2005 3:05 pm

Hahahaha! thats awesome!!

I've never been able to have memories like that because my DM went to college after one game... crying

Posted: Tue Dec 06, 2005 6:31 am

Holy crap this is sooo funny!!

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Crumpet Lord

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Posted: Thu Dec 08, 2005 11:51 am

well, here is one of my own experiences:
(i am dm)
me: ok, you see an elf tied up in the clearing ahead of you. what do you do?robbie: whats an elf
me:you're an elf robbie.
robbie: i know.
liam: its his gym teachers fault, for making him feel outcast when he cant do even one single pull up.
*everyone laughs, except james who hasnt seen the dead alw wives thing*
james:he doesn't even do pe hes on crutches.
stu: shut up james.
me surprised k, so serioously, what do you do?
liam:dunno
stu: dunno
james: dunno
robbie: um... er.... oh... er.... i walk up to him.
me: make a reflex save

(this then proceeds to robbie dropping the dice, liam picking up the dice and throwing it to robbie, who promptly drops it again. D&D rocks.)

Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:00 pm

http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

Watch this...

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Crumpet Lord

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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:40 am

uber diabl0

http://www.cybermoonstudios.com/8bitDandD.html

Watch this...

its the same one dearie

Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:46 pm

Crumpet Lord

smeagol_lied

on summoner (ps2 rpg), select credits at the main menu. then press x. very funny footage of some of the characters and a demon, and some guy from another game playing d&d. it is so funny. it goes sorta like this:
jekhar(dm):gulstaf. you enter a dark room. you are now alone. the pungent stench of mildew emanates off the wet dungeon walls.
joseph(playing gulstaf):i cast a spell.
machival(from kitchen):where are the cheetos?
jekhar:right next to you!
joseph:i wanna cast a spell.
machival:i'm gonna get a soda. anyone want one?
joseph: i can cast any of these right? on the list?
jekhar:yes. any of the first level ones.
machival:can i have a mountain dew?
joseph:i cast magic missile.
jekhar:yes you can have a mountain dew. just go get it.
joseph: i cast magic missile.
machival:i'm not in the room, right?
jekhar:what room?
machival:the one he's casting all these spells from!
jekhar:he hasn't actually cast anything yet!
joseph:i am though. i'm casting magic missile.
jekhar:why are you casting magic missile? thers nothing to attack her!
joseph:i'm attacking the darkness.
(all laugh.)

will post more later.

jekhar: fine. you attack the darkness. ther's an elf in front of you.
joseph: woah!
robot dude:thats me right?
jekhar: he's wearing a brown tunic and has blue eyes.
r.d.:no, no i don't i have grey eyes
jekhar:lemme see that sheet
r.d:well it says i have ble but i decided i wante grey eyes.
jekhar:whatever. you guys can talk to each other if you want.
joseph:hello
r.d:hello
joseph:i am gulstaf, sorceror of light.
r.d:then hpw come you had to cast magic missile?
*all laugh*
jekhar: you're being attacked now.
machival:do i see that happening?
jekhar:no. you're outside, by the tavern.
machival: cool, i get drunk.
jekhar: there are 7 ogres surrounding you
joseph: how could they surround us? i had mordenkains faithful waatchdog cast.
jekhar: no you didn't
machival:roll the dice to see if i'm getting drunk.
jekhar: *rolls dice* yeah
joseph: yes cause you asked me before this adventure do i want any equipment and i said no but i needed material components for all my spells so i cast mordenkains faithful watchdog.
jekhar: you didn't cast the spell.
joseph: i did. i totally said when you asked me...
jekhar: no you didn't! you didn't actually say you were casting the spell! so now theres ogres, ok!
machival: i got an ogre slaying knife! it gets a +9 against ogres!
jekhar: your not there! your getting drunk!

and so the moral is, don't play dungeons and dragons with the demon of darkness, the summoner of prophecy, and some robot guy.
*bows*

lol i saw this on youtube, one sec while i find a link