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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:55 am
  Name: 417 Age: um....mid twenties......I dont really keep track....birthdays are how stuffed animals spread their seeds, havent you noticed how you always get one...yeah thats cause your BRAINWASHED!! Specialty: Surveillance equipment Background: psh yeah like I'm going to post it in here and have those god damned stuffed creatures know who I am
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:03 am
Dear Log,
Well it seems I got hired by this D-Corp place, I'm not really sure what it does, kinda secretive but I had them checked out by my little bugs and there are no stuffed animals in the vicinity...well none that i didnt bring myself, but those guys well they are secure in their....well lets say their storage units.
D-Corp seems the perfect place to get my mind control device working on those stuffed ruffians. No one talks to me, no one bothers me, its great! AND NO ONE MAKES FUN OF ME!!! you people dont understand!! Stuffed animals are trying to take out the human race, they multiply like rabbits, worse than rabbits! I'm the only one who can stop them and soon when I finish my latest little survalience chip it'll be great.
I got it as small as a fingernail, I'm so excited, but the programming is a little weird it gets sound and it gets movement but I cant get the GPS to work on it yet.........
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 12:39 pm
Dear Log, I finally got the GPS to work on the new chip! It was amazing all I had to do was redesign the wireing and...well I shouldnt give out my secrets here. Stuffed animals might get a hold of this and then we would all be doomed! I finally got an asignment from the boss though I got to check out the surveillance of the building. PFFFFTTTT omg its so simple and obvious. I mean come on just one hidden camera per room and only 7 in the incubation facility, and dont even get me started on the classrooms! This place is so behind the times. I have already started designing where all the new stuff should be. I got ahold of the blueprints of the buildings, its a little hard since some of the upper floors have rooms that are classified even to me and since I have to design the surveliance its a LITTLE hard to make good cameras when I dont know what I'm watching but I guess i cant complain, I'll just make it so the little bugs can see the whole room. Now that incubation facility is gonna be interesting cause he wants at least one camera per egg and then it has to have sound for the hatching and........ Oh my new device is almost perfect I just cant get video on it yet, I cant find a small enough lense but I have a plan. I made a stuffed animal out of an old pillow. Its Perfect! Those damned stuffed feinds will not ever know I have a spy in their ranks!! I put in my chip and now we just wait and see what they do. I planted my spy in the cages and hopefully no harm will come to him, you never know what those things will do....well i might not write in a while since I have to go rip out the outdated cameras and put in my surveillance devices. this is gonna be so easy AND now with audio, full color, AND optional zoom from the control room this D-Corp place wont miss a second of their precious little eggs or children's lives. As long as I can keep the children from being corrupted by those damned stuffed animals I feel like I have done my good duty for the day. 417 out.
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Posted: Wed Sep 09, 2009 6:23 pm
Dear log, Almost done refitting the building with the survaliance. Dang Mr. R is really strict on his privacy policy. Remember those rooms I mentioned that I wouldnt be able to enter but still had to design cameras for. Well i STILL cant enter them so I have to give those who ARE authorized my plans for where to put the cameras and show them how to connect them. ITS RIDDICULOUS! How can I trust that these people will follow my every word?! And if something goes wrong who are they gonna blame? ME thats who! Oh man I'm gonna make sure to get thes eguys badge numbers or something of the sort to be able to hold them responsible for whatever it is they do to my precious little cameras. On another note I'm almost done with the incubation facility. I got all the cameras in place and ripped out those old nasty ones. You cant even see mine, they blend in so perfectly with the walls and contours of the room. Heck I bet whoever works there will think there isnt any survaliance anymore! But dont anyone worry they see everything. I even added an optional night vision lense that can be activated from the control room along with the zoom. Since my cameras work on a different power circut than the building if something goes wrong with the electricity my cameras will still work. Yeah I think I'm gonna get some boss brownie points with that....maybe even a raise.....we'll see if this place apreciates genius. Well actually I added most of those things cause I'm still working on integrating the microphones closer to the eggs. APPERENTLY they had to be more sensitive than I thought. Come on I know you can hear a dragon or whatever is in those things cracking out of them, but the boss wants them to be able to her the friggen things heartbeat! So I'm making remote mics and adding them to the individual egg thingers. My secret stuffed spy also seems to be doing well. He isnt as social as I thought he would be seeing as how he hasnt gleaned any information yet but last night he fell over in the cage so i think thats got to be progress. That Chip will let me know if anything gets to violent with those stuffed deamons... 417 Out
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 9:16 pm
Dear log, I think they're on to me. I was minding my own business this morning, maintaining my surveillance systems and tinkering with some half finished and not quite thought through projects when I heard a thump outside. Curious I went to check who could possibly be making such a noise right outside my office when I saw a stuffed bear, just sitting there across the hall. I froze! I didnt know what to do! It was a HUGE STUFFED ANIMAL! Probbably the size of some of those kids I always see roaming around. I finally brought it together enough to slam the door and lock it before yanking my decoy out of the cages. I'm sure they would have killed him. OMG what if that was their leader out there?! Regaurdless I was not going to let a stuffed animal get the best of me so I got a good long rod that I had in my office (mostly to poke at the stuffed animals) and I started to open my door. I heard a stifled laugh and someone running down the halls and when I swung open my door the stuffed bear was GONE!! I bet that was the bear running down the hall SEE SEE MOVEMENT!! I knew they could do it. People laughed at me, they mocked me but I KNEW IT! I have to finish this chip and implant it in a real animal, seems like I cant fool them with decoys anymore.... 417 out
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Posted: Fri Nov 20, 2009 7:44 am
Dear Log, well surveillance is finally up and ready to roll, I installed everything in the egg room, in all of the main rooms and strangely they asked me to even put stuff in the classrooms. They have classrooms?! Yeah I know you'd think there were kids around here but hey whatever. I do admit that I HAD to ask about why Ihad to put surveillance equipment in classrooms and they muttered something to me about a past altercation happening in one of them. They couldnt possibly have kids here could they?! Oh those poor things and with me here doing my stuffed animal testing! If one f mine gets out and infects those poor children with their lies and decit I would never forgive myself! Oh ya and I'm still a pittle P.O.'ed about that separate circuit that I had to make for the boss man! Remember those classified rooms earlier that I had to plan survliance for without actually knowing what was there or what to focus on...yeah those. WELL I had to make a completely different circuit connecting to that that opens up in what I'm assuming is the boss mans office or another classified room! Do they not trust me to run my own equipment! Well I got back at them anyway I gave him a "How to manual" on all the tricks of the system that was probably 4 inches thick. HA take that man who doesnt trust me to run my own security. Come on what could possibly be in those rooms....oh no what if the stuffed animals have already gotten to the boss man! What if they are here! WHAT IF THEY LURED ME HERE!! I'll have to lock my office install traps! gotta go! 417 out
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Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2009 7:50 pm
Dear Log, I dont know where to start! So the labs have been under construction for a while but its been pretty far away from the offices, something about a big barn or holding area...I dont really listen or care I think they have some large animals they breed here or something but ANYWAY so I come to my office and there is a note on the door saying that because of all the shuffling about and moving I have to change my office for a few weeks AND my access to the camera systems is cut off!!! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT!! what do they think I'm going to see?! DUST!! and HOW and I supposed to move my entire stock of stuffed animals?! Those things were hard enough to move in, I could kill them I guess...god knows the things are numerous enough and the world doesnt need more of them.... no no I cant think like that I have been working this group for too long I have almost got them to trust me. My chip will be genious! and I will save the world from their menace. BUT of course when I went to the boss office to complain his office ws moved TOO!! NO ONE IS WHERE THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE!! Of course I could normally check where people are with my cameras but they are all blank screens. I'm so lost without my babies, how do I live without my cameras? I'm so vulnerable.....I know I'm going to hole up in my office, if they want me to move they'll have to MAKE ME!!! 417 out
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Posted: Mon Dec 28, 2009 4:33 pm
Dear Log, Okay so I hate to admit it but I have to...they moved me, er well i should say they made me move. *Sigh* I guess I just asked for it...in fact I Literally did ask for it but come on no one ever takes these things literally! But yes two movers came into my office and moved me to my new temporary office...how anoying. BUT I did get their names and a written garuntee from them on the back of some printer paper that my subjects would be treated well and returned to me un traumatized! They better keep to their word I have a CONTRACT! One good thing though I have to admit is that I got my key card. FINALLY look look: So as soon as I get a real office (I assume with a key card lock) no one will be able to mess with my experiments! I can work in PEACE and FINISH my project. But yeah like I said before all I have so far is a top notch GPS system in the chip. Can tell where any of my experiments are within 10 feet of their exact location! Its great, but the only problem is...I have body systems monitoring technology in the chip, and when attaches to a mouse it works...you know the basics, measures breathing and heartbeat mostly though if I really want to it can keep track of adrenaline levels and other junk...yes I had fun with the mouse bless its soul. But for my purposes all I need is breathing and heart rate. But when I add it to my spies it registers them as not breathing OR beating! like they are already dead! Thats ridiculous...maybe stuffed animals just have slower rates....I'll have to tinker and make it more sensitive... 417 out
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Posted: Sun Jan 31, 2010 4:55 pm
Dear Log, Well there really isnt much to report. The construction is still going on so my office keeps getting moved! I dont even know where all of my specimens are! AND can you BELIEVE the audacity of some of the mover/construction/bastards who are in charge of storing all my stuff!! I see them sneering and laughing at me when they take my boxes and put them in "storage" BAH I bet they are letting my subjects roam around at will. Its horrible I say those little demons could be out courting children with promises of magic while eating their SOUL!!! CHILDREN'S SOULS ARE AT STAKE!! I just need an office.... The Boss seems to think that keeping my in charge of some ANCHIENT surveillance thats still operational will keep me busy but honestly how did people keep track of things back in the what 1990's?! Oh humanity how far you have come. I have half a mind to just modify and update the system since that stupid survalience room seems to be as close to an office as i can get. At least they cant move the cameras......or can they.....hmn maybe I do have something that can keep me busy. 417 out
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Posted: Mon Apr 12, 2010 3:35 pm
Dear Log, So I hear there might be some new staff coming to us. Just whispers mind you but you know me I am ever vigilant. I must get an office soon! If more people come I might not get the office space I require! I need to complete my survalience experiments in private. no one ever understands the importance of my experinemts. On that note most of my test subjects have been boxed and out of my survaliance for a long time now. I'm worried, what if they start a coup when I get back into my schedual! I will have to be carefull when I re-establish their habitats. I will have to plan this carefully, infact I'll go do that now! 417 out
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Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 2:31 pm
Dear Log, Its been a rather annoying few months but never fear my experiments have continued to take place. I managed to finally gain access to a semi permanent office that is about the size of a cubicle. But since its so small I have spent the last few weeks fitting it with all of the equipment I have and I guarantee there isnt a centimeter of space that is not under strict surveillance. My specimens are however worse for wear. They havent taken to moving very well and many have started to grow mold and mildew in their fur. I might have to put them down sometime soon and go find some new ones to continue my tests. DAMN all this moving, if I had an office to myself I could have prevented this, but now that my subjects are dying I will have to start all over again. 417 out
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Posted: Thu Feb 24, 2011 8:21 am
Dear Log, Well all of my subjects committed suicide. They all had so much mold and other things that when I tried to get them out of the box they just fell apart. I guess I should have stored them in a better place, but I assumed they would at least TRY to stay alive. Well anyway I have begin a search for new subjects. Frequenting toy stores and the like to find me some nice juicy ones. I hate having to go down those aisles, beady eyes staring at me around every turn. They know what I'm doing to their kind...the other day I saw a litle girl carrying one of them around and I alomost snatched it away and threw it over the aisle, how can people not see the evil that is imbued in these creatures! I will never understand the childhood fascination with them. But I must find a way to turn their evil against them. I havent bought any new subjects yet, but soon i will and they will help me defeat the rest of their kind! 417 out
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2011 8:13 pm
Dear log, Today I started the search for new subjects, its been so long since I have entered their dens and I will admit they have all changed shape since I last was there. I cant believe the abilities that these foul creatures have. I'm ready to get one of these but I just cant choose, their anatomy is all wrong I will have to do more research before actually doing anything. But now I know what they are like and what to expect. They will rue their misfortune of angering ME!! 417 out
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