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 Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:20 pm
As everyone knows, safewords are a common thing in this lifestyle. However there are the random few who don't understand the safeword and tend to choose ones that are laugable at best.
I'll share some of the words and statements that I've seen, and I hope you will as well.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:25 pm
antidisestablishmentarianism
More!
stopityousonofabitch
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:33 pm
"WHAT THE ******** DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:46 pm
Anything you can't pronounce. Just putting that out there... Can go bad. XD
"OMG! YOUR MUM'S HERE!"
"I'm pregnant."
"PERVERT!"
I dunno, those seem bad to me. As do "More!", "Please don't stop!", and "Make it hurt so good", but I think those ones are sort of obvious.
Edit: Just noticed 'More!' was already up there. How about 'Please?'
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:43 pm
Anything in a language which is not the Dom's native tongue.
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 3:45 pm
"That tickled"
"Is that all you've got?"
Are always bad lol.
I personally don't use safewords per se...one of my favorites is snapping my fingers 3 times in a row ^_^. It's never failed so far so yay! lol
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:46 am
hmmm...some really funny ones (not sure on how bad) are:
"I gotta go to the bathroom!"
"It burns, like gonorrhea!" (got that line from Bowser's Kingdom ep 1)
"OMFG!ITZAZOMBIERUNFORIT! WAITCOMEBACKANDUNTIEME!"
"Drow efas" (read it backwards)
"Mpanbpsinpaindfjasfpanisoanionbaosnjanisdo!" (just try saying it)
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:35 am
"Oh, f***!"
"Sh*t, sh*t, sh*t!"
"Bubblegum!"
For reals. The first two afre things I'd be shouting if it felt good, so they don't seem very effective to me, and the last..I dunno, I couldn't stop laughing for twenty minutes when he told me.
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 12:28 am
Stolen from another thread but.... "You hit like a girl."
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Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 12:00 pm
Bubblegum might sound funny but it sounds like it might really be effective. You would never say it in the normal course of play (unless you have some type of bubblegum fetish...?) and it is easy enough to understand.
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:07 pm
lolz haha extremely funny xD
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Posted: Fri Feb 25, 2011 7:51 am
One of My first safe words was "Asparagus." 3nodding
We used it cuz it was funny and nether of Us like Asparagus. xp
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Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2011 4:06 am
"supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"
I know it's not exacly a word, however I bet that in the heat of the fun time, it would be extremely hard to say. 3nodding
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