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 Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 3:00 am
BAM.
Quite literally too, the first thing you're most likely to see when he enter this shop is some small pile of explosives placed near the door in case of door to door salesmen, or some large tower of paperwork propped near the dear, looking extraordinarily wobbly, as though the slightest blow of air would topple it over.
What was surely once a nice room has been transformed by Nicholas, cardboard boxes of comic books occupy every corner of the room (mostly the Shinigami Rangers), a large rug stained with what looks suspiciously like blood (Its Hollow Blood) lies across the wooden floor, on top of which lies Nicholas' desk: Some kind of Dark Oak, although Nicholas is disappointed it isn't Sapient Pearwood...
A birdcage sits nearby, empty and broken, swinging ominously in the wind...
And of course, a giant stereo, playing all of Nick's bizarre TB songs, as well as his favourite inspirational speeches.
"We few. We happy few. We band of brothers" is engraved above his head on the wall behind him.
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 5:32 am
Lighting a cigarette, Nicholas held the f** up to his lips, a look of satisfaction on his face as he took in the full view of his trashed Vice-Captain's office, putting away the lighter built for him all those years ago by Junichiro as he strolled along, feet making light contact with the blood stained rug as he took a seat at his desk and leaned, back letting out a small sigh.
"You know, the chair itself makes this job worth it..."
He knew, deep down he'd regret those words when the first flood of paperwork came in, but for this brief period of respite, he enjoyed himself.
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Posted: Fri Aug 21, 2009 6:08 am
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"You know what." Nicholas commented dryly. Greyskull, being the brilliant listener it was, sat on his desk in silence, keen to listen to what Nicholas had to say.
"This place needs a make over..."
Greyskull, despite being a plastic human skull, cocked an eyebrow.
"Well, I mean...you can still kinda make out the fact that this place used to be an office, ya know what I mean? Something respectable, something people admire...Totally not our style, you know?"
Nicholas cracked his knuckles as he stood, throwing his cigarette out the open window and stretching.
"We need to make this place like my old training area, ya know? Tent, beer, roaring flame, a river if possible...It'll be totally awesome..."
Nicholas waddled over to his many cardboard boxes and retrieved a rather battered and old looking watermelon, that had long past its due date. You could still kinda make out the face and vampire teeth Nicholas had once drawn on it, although on its now withered form it just looked creepy.
"You thinking what I'm thinking Melon Lord?"
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BAM.
Quite literally too, the first thing you're most likely to see when you enter this OFFICE (not a shop, KidMental you freaking IDIOT) is Melon Lord, whose head dangles from the roof of the ceiling before the door, a sort of bizarre guardian of the room and a warning to all those that trespass. On a closer inspection, one would note that the Melon had been carved out and stuffed full of explosives, incase of door to door salesmen or frustrating squad people giving him more paper work. The existing paper work that needs to be done towers from an IN box the size of new Prussia, looking extraordinarily wobbly, as though the slightest wisp of air would topple it over.
At least the Vice-Captain cleaned up...no longer are their bits and pieces of rubbish strewn around the room...instead exists a giant battered looking tent, that radiates tackiness to the world around it, which takes up the majority of the floor. Amazingly enough, the remains of a fire lie near this tent, which on inspection reveal that pieces of the Squad Three's tax papers have been used as fuel...
The desk sits near by, comfy chair, cushion and creepy empty birdcage, which is now stuffed full of cigars and cigarettes. The giant stereo stands on top of this desk (which still isn't Sapient Pearwood, the bastards), playing something disgustingly Bogan like "I get knocked down"...
Rock and roll BITCHES~
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Posted: Sat Aug 22, 2009 8:35 pm
Matsu had been bored for quite some time. Every time he was about to do something fun, or that would keep him busy, it was interrupted and never brought up again. He let out a sigh. Why was it that this type of boredom and torment was brought up on him? He shook his head, trying to shake away the negative thought.
However, it wasn't all bad. After all, it was because of all of this that he checked to see what was going on in his squad. Which is how he found out that Nicholas had become the Vice Captain not too long ago. He decided to keep this in mind as he tried looking for something else to do. He never did, so here he was. He knocked on the door as he waited for an answer. He decided to drop by and say hello, and more importantly, congratulate him on his promotion.
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 4:27 am
"Its open~" A muffled voice sang from the inside of the room. Nicholas D. Tenukage's head poked out from the tent he has set up within his own room, tilting his head in the direction of the door as he spoke, before he reached out to a nearby cardboard box and pulled out a carrot stick, taking a large bite out of the orange vegetable.
"You can come in...Don't mind the giant rotting Watermelon head, its there to ward away evil spirits, lawyers and door to door salesmen..."
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:22 pm
Strange. That was literally the only word he could think of as he saw the room. First, the watermelon, which had obviously gone bad. Next, the tent. There was the trace of a fire there, and he decided that this was probably how it would have ended up with Nicholas in here. He walked towards the tent, making sure that he didn't step on anything that, from the looks of the room, would try to eat his foot off.
"Sure didn't last long this place...In a few days, it went from clean and decorated, to...your old training campsite?" he guessed. After looking at it and being here for a while, he could see that it looked a lot like the campsite he made whenever he trained for long periods of time.
He looked at the desk, the large piles of papers, and the empty birdcage. Matsu shook his head, and decided it was better to get on with it, as looking around the room would probably uncover a lot more things that Nicholas did to the room, and he thought it might be best not to take it all in at once.
He stood outside the tent, bending over to look inside and wave to Nicholas, who he knew was there. After, he was standing next to the box of carrots, and could tell that a few were knocked over just recently. Not only that, but they fell in the direction of the tent, which meant that Nicholas didn't even bother to get out completely, and instead just tried to take them from where he sat.
"Hey dude. Just wanted to say congrats. It's pretty amazing how you've become our new squad Vice-Captain, and..." He stopped, taking another quick look at the room before he continued. "...And how quickly you've changed this place..." he said, laughing a bit as he did.
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Posted: Thu Aug 27, 2009 1:13 am
Handing his old friend a carrot, Nicholas crawled his way out of his mouldy old tent, sniffing as he did so before letting out a weak cough and shaking his head, leaning back as he attempted to stretch before letting out a satisfied sigh and throwing a smile.
"My old training ground? Hardly! There is no river here, at all...and my trusty Melon Lord is now more like a moldywart than anything else. Thanks for the congratulations though...with my promotion comes the promise of s**t loads of paper work and not enough time to go out killing Hollows...." He finished with a weak chuckle as he sagged back into his tent, causing the thing to collapse under ******** ******** ******** a thumbs up, Nicholas laughed loudly and quipped "Don't worry my man! With my promotion, this office isn't the only thing that's going to change round here! I, as Squad 3 VC promise to find new and more exciting ways to suck! Never before will we find a VC who sucked even harder than I suck! I give you my word...and my zanpaktou...and my moldy melon...I will not fail you in the ways of sucking!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 1:05 pm
Leiko threw a large stone at Nicholas's window causing a loud bang and near shattering of the glass, he then took to shouting up to the new vice captain of squad 3. "Hey Nicholas! I wanna train and I'm gunna kick your ***!!!" Leiko knew he would be reasonably on par with the former 5th seat so it would be a good match.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 12:36 am
"Oh ho! A rock fight is it childe?" Grabbing a large chunk of the rotting Melon Lord, he wrapped the dead flesh around a large paper weight he had on his desk, wrenched upon the doors and in an overly dramatic style, flung the combination down at Leiko.
"HEY LEIKO! If you wanna train so bad, you should try fighting Matsu here. This guy could give me or Michi a run for our monies..." He jerked his head in the Shinigami's direction, before smirking and leaning against the windowsill, a relaxed look on his face as he stared down at one of his oldest friends.
"Good to have you back..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 3:37 pm
Matsu grabbed the carrot and quickly started to eat it as he listened to Nicholas speak. He took a quick look at the Melon Lord as Nicholas spoke of it. "Why not just get a new one?" he said, halfway done with the carrot. He let out a laugh as Nicholas mentioned the paperwork.
One thing he could remember is that just about every Vice-Captain hated doing paperwork. Sure, the Captains had to do it too, but some of them just pushed it onto their Vice-Captains. Meanwhile, the Vice-Captains had no one else to push it to, so they ended up doing even more work than usual.
He had a skeptical look on his face as he heard Nicholas talk about his ideas to 'improve' the squad. "That's great...I guess..." Of course, chances were that no one heard him when he mumbled something about not wanting Melon Lord.
He started to choke on the remaining bit of carrot that he had, as he heard a loud bang. It wasn't until a couple of moments after that that he was able to spit it out.
A bit annoyed, he walked over to the window to find that it was Leiko who had done all of this.
He smirked a bit at Nicholas's comment. "I'm not that good, but whatever. I am feeling a bit bored, so a spar might work." he said with a chuckle. "Besides, I think some training might be good for him..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 5:43 pm
Leiko sidestepped the chunk of mellon so fast it may have been floating in mid air, he showed how much he had improved since last seeing each of his fellow squad three members. "why not make it a three way?" Leiko shrugged as if finished his question showing his indifferance but still pushing the fight with the vice captain.
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:50 pm
Nicholas crinkled his nose at the sexual connotations of Leiko's statement, tilting his head back at Matsu and giving him a once over, a considerate look in his eyes as he scanned the Shinigami.
"Well...if Matsu agrees..." He trailed off, a cheeky smile on his face as he shook his head wildly, causing his brown hair to flap around all over the place, before tying it back into a messy ponytail and giving Leiko a thumbs up.
"Sure, why not? I could use some exercise...my sword hasn't cut anyone up in a while..."
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:03 pm
Matsu chuckled as he thought about it. It would be a good idea, and it'll allow him to fight in a very different environment. "What do you mean if?" he asked jokingly. "You should know by now that I wouldn't pass this up." He chuckled and turned to look out the window at Leiko.
"I hope you realize what you are getting yourself into." he said, a smile on his face as he took a quick look at Nicholas, before looking back at Leiko.
He put his hand on the hilt of his zanpakuto and took a deep breath. He was glad. To be honest, this was probably going to be the most fun he's had in a very long time. "So...We are going to the usual place, right? The Squad 3 Training Grounds?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 6:10 am
Smiling broadly Leiko turned and began running towards the training ground while shouting "Where else!" over his shoulder.
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Posted: Sun Aug 30, 2009 7:23 pm
Matsu chuckled and walked out the door, headed towards the training grounds. "Don't be late Nick." he said as he walked out.
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