|
|
|
|
|
|
|
hvvtvuqfnmukypvhsvushuuan
|
 Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 12:32 am
...by following Meyer's vampire killing rules. Technically anyone can slaughter the Cullens, but Meyer shuns them all. She can't shun this one. I Mel2288 Apparently an atomic bomb could do it. Or someone with a flame thrower and really good aim. At least that's what the books say. (Yes, I am a fan of Twilight) ... So in other words, a TF2 Pyro-Medic pair? The pyro carries a flamethrower and an ax. Burn them, then chop them up. If they get too far away, he can use his Flare gun. The Medic, equipped with the Kritzkreig, can heal the Pyro continuously until he reaches Ubercharge. The Medic uses the Ubercharge on Pyro, giving him 100% Critical Hits for about 10 seconds. He also carries a bonesaw, just in case. In other words, Cullens are toast. 8D Pyro can also use his Hadouken taunt if he gets close enough....  MPPHH MMPHHHPPPHHH!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 2:04 am
Woah.
I would love to see that happen.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:39 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:28 pm
 Kratos could. He has blades that are already on fire. 
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:48 am
The Unholy Shadow Kratos could. He has blades that are already on fire. Totally! Kratos would wipe out all those Sparklepyres!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 11:18 am
Give that to Micky and Mallory Knox, they'll take of it.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:00 pm
I think a cub scout troop armed with water pistols could defeat them.
If you get the reference I will love you forever and give you 10 internets.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:32 pm
If only he'd eaten that meatloaf with Kenny's spirit....he'd die daily.I love that episode...
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 3:36 pm
Quiero lamerte hasta que te vengas en mi boca mil veces
If Voldemort snuck up on them with his mind closed, he could probably kill them too. I mean, seriously.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
