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 Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2009 8:27 pm
On the jumbo screen is the All-Out War's three-star general in his office. Boss Ace is at his desk.
"Tonight, you are going to see controversy's ugly head rear out. This match is not for all members of the family. So, if you are under the age of 18...then you're in luck because I'm gonna let you see something your parents would freak the hell out at! And not just that, I'm gonna let my special guest introduce the next match. Take it, little brother."
And attention is shifted over to...the Snypa Rifle!
"Hot Lesbian Action lovers everywhere...I am proud to introduce that this next match is a Thong Snap match! Don't worry, Cartwright's not dressed as a woman or taking place in this match. I wouldn't dare traumatize anyone like that. In fact...."
The screen goes black before pyro shoots up.
Everybody stand up! Agero kyou ichiban no jikan da
Me ni mo tomaranu supiido handa
Daremo ga mina toriko kanban yeah! (Come on!)
Everybody hands up! Matashita na Hero's Come Back!!
Zujou kazoe yubi oru COUNTDOWN
Ikuze 3-2-1 MAKE SOME NOISE!
And standing, literally on top of the jumbo screen is Snypa, in a pair of black and white striped silk swim trunks and a pair of sandals. There's a zipline all the way to the ring and Snypa, safety harness and other s**t included pulls a Shawn Michaels at WMXII and safely makes it to the ring before taking off the harness and resumes speaking.
"Ladies and gentlemen, don't try this at home. Anyway, I am out here because I...am...refereeing this match! Anyway, the rules are simple. We've got two Kunoichi coming out here, dressed in their best bikinis ever...and the winner to snap the other's thong first...wins! It's that simple! Thus, the Thong Snap match!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 4:13 pm
Anger Cage by Course of Nature began to play as the lights began to swirl. Slowly, out walked Artemis with a big robe wrapped around her. She didn't feel comfortable in this tight microkini-thing she had to wear for the damn match. It was tight, exposing, and drafty! She grumbling herself, she walked down the ramp in her bare feet and entered the ring. Still swearing.
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:39 pm
I can taste your innocence
Young and sweet like mother made you
Everything frozen in ice
These ******** just got wicked
Well I can't explain this little man
Taken over
Can't explain the way that I feel
The lights go out as Just got Wicked by COLD begins to play. A lone spotlight shines down at centerstage. A cloaked woman walks outs and stands in the cneter of the light.
"From Salme, at a height of five feet seven inchs, at a weight of 135 pounds. She is the "Hardcore Witch" Claire HAWKINS!"
The announcer said and the cloak was thrown off! To reveal the seductive, bronze curves of Claire Hawkins. What she wore was what people called "extremly suggestive". It was a black microkini!
She smiled and walked down the ramp, spotlight illumiating her every, well almost every asset. She climbed into the ring and the lights went back to normal. My this was going to be hot and interesting!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:41 pm
Snypa now enters the center of the ring.
"All right, ladies...the rules were explained to you in the locker room. Nice bikinis..." he says, trying to be as completely professional as possible. "Have a good match. Ring the bell!"
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:49 pm
Artemis turned and slid out of her robe to reveal a purple microkini! She wasn't nearly as sheaply as Claire, but she was still easy on the eyes. She turned back and attempt a lock up!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:53 pm
Claire locked up and quickly attempted a side headlock! That way she could grind her breast into Artemis's face!
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Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2009 7:54 pm
Snypa sits on the turnbuckle, placing tissue in his nose so he doesn't bleed from all the excitement. xd
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 4:35 pm
Artemis's face was promptly shoved into the side of Claire's bronze breast! She attempted to get free by attempting to shove the larger girl away!
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:18 pm
Claire was pushed and she went to the ropes! She sling shotted back and attempted to slid under one of Artemis's arms and lock in a rear waist lock! If it worked, Claire would do some breast groping action before attemptiong a russian legsweep!
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:21 pm
Claire got behind her and locked in the waist lock! Artemis was about to try and break free when suddenly she felt a hand groping her chest! She aqueaked and then hit with the legsweep! She rolled onto her side as she held the back of her head! What she needed was a game plan, but that was easier said then done! She still didn't understand if you had to snap or "snap" as in rip-off!
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 6:51 pm
Quick as lighting, Claireattempted to straddle Artemis's chest and pin her arms to the canvas. If done, Claire would throughly frnech kiss the other woman in the center of the ring!
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:04 pm
Snypa is posted in the corner with a mic.
"For all the fans who didn't hear the rules, the first Kunoichi to pull back and let go of the other's thong...wins! Holy hell, Claire's into this match...and so am I! Hang on, I gotta go referee this one!"
Snypa hops off of the turnbuckle and goes to the center of the ring and on his knees.
"Wow, you two are doing a good job of followin' the rules. It's anything...and I mean, ANYTHING goes..." he replies, before exiting the ring and pulling a gym bag from under the ring. He throws the bag back in before returning to the ring.
What's inside the bag? ninja
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Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:49 pm
With her arms pinned to the canvas, all Artemis could down was flai her legs about as he felt Claire's tounge in her mouth! SHe never felt so powerless!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:13 pm
Finally Claire stopped and got off of Artemis. She stood and stepped away from the other woman, shaking her...ummm...assets to the crowds pleasure as she did so!
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 5:28 pm
Snypa is enjoying himself while watching this match, going over to Claire and smacking her on her...umm, assets. xd
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